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Celebrity Porn Stars
There MUST be money in those celebrity porn tapes...
I was just reading two seperate reports about the hottest celebrity porn vides for many years.
It seems the home video circulating on the internet showing reality TV star Paris Hilton having sex with her former boyfriend, Rick Salomon, will soon be coming to an adult video store near you.
A Los Angeles porn production company, Red Light District Video, has acquired the rights from Rick Salomon to distribute the full 45-minute video under the title "One Night In Paris."
It is scheduled for release in adult video stores on June 15.
I wonder what Paris Hilton's parents think of all this?
The second celebrity porn star story involves ex Baywatch girl Gena Lee Nolin who's stepped up her lawsuit to keep her home-made sex video from hitting the internet.
The raunchy video, which features Nolan playing with sex toys and making love with her ex-husband, Greg Fahlman, is set to hit porn sites in the next few weeks.
Understandably, Gena Lee is out to stop the film from ever seeing the light of day.
As much as I sympathise with celebrities who get caught up in this type of thing, surely they should know better?
Posted: Friday 30th April 2004, 4:56 PM
Blowjob Jokes
Keep sending in those blowjob jokes gang, some of them have almost had me rolling on the floor laughing!
Here's one of my politically incorrect favorites sent in by "Joking Janet" from Missouri...
Q. What's the best thing about getting a blowjob from an Ethopian woman?
A. You know she'll swallow.
Posted: Thursday 29th April 2004, 3:24 PM
Extreme Cocksucking Sluts
If you like blowjobs and hardcore cocksucking action (why else would you be here!) you might want to take a look at this oral sex site that one of the Blowjob Blog's readers "ThroatChoker" sent in... Extreme Cocksucking Sluts. There is a popup but nothing that won't turn off ;)
If anyone else has a favorite site, drop me an email and I'll share it with everyone!
BTW "ThroatChoker"... I LOVE your nickname!
Posted: Wednesday 28th April 2004, 8:48 PM
Sex Alternatives
"Gorgeous_George" from Canada emailed me to say that he once had a Chilean girlfriend who had a similar outlook on sex to Darren's girl.
Only difference was that George's girl would let him fuck her in the ass as well as giving him all the head he could handle as an alternative to regular sex which was a no-no in her eyes.
Lucky fucking George I say! Any girl that gives you anal sex AND oral sex would make a GREAT bride!
Posted: Tuesday 27th April 2004, 11:05 AM
Sick Of Blowjobs!
Speaking of friends getting married, my buddy Darren must be getting close to popping the question as his frustration at not being allowed to fuck his girlfriend is starting to get to him.
(see Sex Free Blowjobs to see why he's getting sick of blowjobs)
Even though she relented somewhat and shaved her pussy and now lets him eat her out, he's still craving to slip his dick into her at the first possible opportunity. Whether he marries her just so he can do that is the question...
Posted: Monday 26th April 2004, 5:54 PM
BBW Blowjob
Back on New Years Eve I hooked up with Alex, a friend of mine and a couple of girls he knew. (see Big Beautiful Women for a memory jogger)
Alex had a great time that night enjoying a bbw blowjob while I got to watch. Anyway I ran into Alex and Vanessa again last night and they invited me to their engagment party in two weeks time. They're getting married!
In some ways I feel sad as it feels like I'm losing a friend but in other ways I feel jealous as I've seen to what lengths she'll go to keep him happy (sexually at least!)
Form what I've seen, though she might be a bit on the plump side, that girl knows how to give a great blowjob and has what it takes to make a marriage work!
As an added bonus, Regina (reggie) will be going without a partner after recently breaking up with her boyfriend... :)
Posted: Sunday 25th April 2004, 1:31 PM
Sophies Sexy Girlfriend
I had an interesting night last night with Sophie. After enjoying a coffee, a donut and some great conversation in a cafe in town, we headed back to Sophie's place where she lives with her girlfriend Lana.
What a knockout! She'd have to be a couple of inches under six feet tall, with an athletic build and perfect teeth. Her shiny jet black hair reached halfway down her back, contrasting with her pale skin and sparkling green eyes.
I was having a LOT of trouble keeping my eyes off her as she sat there chatting with us, barely dressed in a pair of sexy cut-off denim shorts and a tight, figure-hugging t-shirt that looked two sizes too small for her. It took me less than a minute to notice she wasn't wearing a bra, though she didn't need to as her well proportioned boobs remained perky and poised, defying gravity, sitting exactly where they should be.
Sophie caught me checking Lana out a few times and I don't think she was impressed with either of us. Lana made no attempt to cover up and I tried to make light of it but Sophie strikes me as someone who could become jealous easily and needs total attention from her man. Unfortunately, when there's eye candy like Lana around, it's VERY hard not to be distracted. If Sophie could read my mind she'd have every reason to be jealous as I was having wicked, wicked thoughts and most of them were about her girlfriend!
At least Lana could see the funny side of things! She certainly seemed to enjoy the attention, though I'm sure I'm not the first guy to take more than a sideways glance at her. If I get a chance I'd like to take a MUCH closer look...
Posted: Saturday 24th April 2004, 11:44 AM
Friday Night Fun
I'm taking Sophie out tonight. She's the girl I met at ice skating last weekend. I rang her during the week and we chatted for a couple of hours before we made a date for tonight. We're just going out for coffee, as Sophie doesn't drink, so it should be a different sort of Friday night for me! Looks like I can leave my Chaser Pills at home tonight as I won't be needing my Hangover Cure for a change :)
Posted: Friday 23rd April 2004, 4:01 PM
Teach The Teacher
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
Little Johnny puts up his hand and says "Mas-tur-bate." Miss.
Miss Rogers trying to appear calm smiles and says, "Wow, Johnny that's quite a mouthful."
"No Miss, you're thinking of a blow-job", Johnny fires back.
Posted: Thursday 22nd April 2004, 6:49 PM
Worst Songs Ever
It's been decided and the worst songs ever to make it to the airwaves are...
1. We Built This City - Starship - 1985
2. Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus - 1992
3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight - Wang Chung - 1986
4. Rollin' - Limpbizkit - 2000
5. Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice - 1990
6. The Heart of Rock & Roll - Huey Lewis & The News - 1984
7. Don't Worry, Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin - 1988
8. Party All the Time - Eddie Murphy - 1985
9. American Life - Madonna - 2003
10. Ebony and Ivory - Paul McCartney, Stevie Wonder - 1982
It's easy to see why these songs made it onto this list... apart from Billy Ray's effort, none of them rate as music to receive a blowjob by :)
Posted: Wednesday 21st April 2004, 7:35 PM
Porn Star Awards
Yup, they actually DO have them! Just like movies stars, our favorite porn stars are all vying for the award as top pornstar. Some of the acceptance speeches were absolutely hilarious.
Sunrise Adams, a hot and horny 21-year-old who took out top honors for "Best Oral Scene," said, "Thank you to all the guys whose cocks I've sucked. For the guys whose cocks I haven't sucked, I'll get to you later."
In a backstage interview she was asked what made her such a great cocksucker.
She replied, "I like to break a guy down, find out really fast what makes him crazy, and then I stay just this side of that until he can't take it any more, and I decide to let him get off. I love to control a guy. That's what it's all about."
Control ME Sunset!!
Other porn stars to win awards for their catagory were...
Belladonna, who won the prize for "Best Female Performer in a Group Sex Scene," said, "Thank you very much for letting me suck dick."
Ashley Long, who was judged the winner of the "Best Anal Scene," award said, "What can I say? I like to be fucked up the ass!"
I always like to see people who enjoy their work get rewarded for their efforts and these porn stars certainly appear to LOVE theirs!
Posted: Tuesday 20th April 2004, 8:34 PM
Icy Pleasure
I went out ice skating last night of all things! I'm certainly no pro skater and my body is a little worse for wear after a few HEAVY tumbles. My problem is I don't like to skate slowly. I'm a speedster and when I crash I crash BIG!
On the bright side I did "bump into" Sophie, a nice sort with the ability to skate backwards, who took pity on me and gave me her phone number when I agreed to stop crashing into her!
The phrase "short term pain for long term gain" comes to mind ;)
Posted: Monday 19th April 2004, 7:02 PM
Janet Jackson Breast Flash Flop
It seems that Janet Jackson's breast flash at the Super Bowl has failed to help her sell any CD's.
Janet's new album "Damita Jo" sold a little under 70,000 copies last week, putting it at No. 5 and 30 percent lower than the previous week.
Not even a "Saturday Night Live" appearance could help Janet, who's struggling to sell half a million copies in the U.S.
Now if she'd given Justin Timberlake a blowjob instead of just flashing her tits she'd have sold at least one more copy of the album to THIS Blowjob Blogger (and I suspect Bill Clinton might taken a little more interest too) ;)
Posted: Sunday 18th April 2004, 1:43 PM
Mary Carey
Following on from yesterday's post... One of the better known porn stars, Mary Carey, who ran for governor of California last fall, said she hadn't worked with the HIV-infected actor or any of his recent co-stars. However, as a precaution she was cancelling a lesbian porn shoot even though she did not consider it risky.
I guess it's wake up call for not only the porn industry but for those of us who enjoy casual sex. Remember to use protection or you should probably just stay at home and get your jollies from Mary Carey's porn DVD's and videos site!
Posted: Saturday 17th April 2004, 2:07 PM
Porn Stars Risk All
I guess we think porn stars have it all... good money, all the sex they can handle, a jetset partying lifestyle...
I just read this report on Fox News...
"HIV Positive Actors Shut Down Porn Sets"
LOS ANGELES — Adult movie producers agreed to shut down sets after two performers tested positive for the virus that causes AIDS.
At least 45 men and women were under voluntary quarantine because they had sex with the HIV-positive performers or their sex partners.
The first, un-named, porn star to test positive was "conscientious" about having HIV tests every three weeks. On Friday he tested positive for HIV and a follow-up test on Monday confirmed it.
One of about a dozen women the performer had sex with in films also tested HIV-positive.
A list of quarantined performers was placed on the Web site of the of the nonprofit Adult Industry Medical Healthcare Foundation, which screens about 1,200 adult movie performers a month for HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases.
As of Thursday about a dozen adult movie companies had agreed to follow a voluntary moratorium on production until June 8.
Although the quarantine is voluntary, the porn stars involved won't be working for at least two months, until new tests clear them.
Posted: Friday 16th April 2004, 7:53 PM
Best Time For Sex
The results of a recent study to find out which days men prefer to have sex have been released.
The study found that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on days starting with the letter "T" such as...
- Tuesday, Thursday, Thanksgiving, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday...
Ti think ti'm tone tof those tguys :)
Posted: Thursday 15th April 2004, 8:15 PM
Cocksucking Housewives
Here's one of my favorite cocksucking pictures I thought I'd share with you...
Cheating Wives
It's from a "WIVES" pornsite I joined last month, which has a great assortment of pictures, movies and LIVE housewife sex shows featuring the type of housewives *I* want to find in MY bed ;)
Posted: Wednesday 14th April 2004, 9:13 PM
Kill Bill With A Blowjob
"Kill Bill" from Clinton, Maryland emailed me asking...
What's the smartest thing ever to come out of a woman's mouth?
The answer: Einstein's cock
Seems like Bill has some "women" isssues that need dealing with :)
Posted: Tuesday 13th April 2004, 8:56 PM
Good Advice
1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings".
3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.
6. You should not confuse your career with your life.
7. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
8. Never lick a steak knife.
9. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
11. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
12. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
13. Your friends love you anyway.
Posted: Monday 12th April 2004, 8:31 AM
Happy Easter!
Enjoy the day, eat as much choclate as you possibly can, (Easter Sunday is the ONLY day of the year when chocolate is low-fat and low-calorie), and if you get body paint make sure you use it in ALL the right places :)
Posted: Sunday 11th April 2004, 10:02 AM
Prevent Hangovers
Had a great night out last night and the best part is that today my head is clear and I feel as if I could do it all over again! We had a great seafood meal with a couple of beers and a few bottles of wine. After dinner we went out to a local nightclub and partied on until around 2AM. I've only had seven hours sleep so I feel a little tired but I don't feel hungover. My secret... I drank lots of water through the night!! better to prevent hangovers instead of trying to cure them!
Posted: Saturday 10th April 2004, 11:51 AM
Good Friday Fun
It should be a VERY good Friday if all things go according to plan. I'm meeting up with a few friends for dinner and drinks and then off for a bit of dancing and romancing. I suck at dancing but as my Dad used to say "No one cares whether you can dance well or not - Just get up and do it!"
Posted: Friday 9th April 2004, 3:25 PM
Oral Sex Sites
I was checking my server logs to see where everyone visiting the Blowjob Blog was coming from and I found lots of links to Bedroom Bimbos Oral Sex Sites.
It's seems the owner likes the Blowjob Blog and has linked to me on her/his page. I spent a bit of time checking out the other links on the page and found it's got a really good listing of porn sites specializing in blowjobs and oral sex.
I haven't had a chance to go to EVERY site on the list but, from what I've seen, there appears to be a mixture of free sites and pay site links to some great blowjob content.
As an added bonus when you leave the site it pops up a very nice free blowjob picture!
Thanks for the link "Bedroom Bimbo"! Drop me an email if you get the chance ;)
Posted: Thursday 8th April 2004, 6:03 PM
Chocolate Fantasies
Don't forget that Easter is almost upon us! For the sake of your future happiness it's best to remember to buy your girlfriend, wife, boyfriend, husband or any combination of the above a nice easter egg or box of chocolates.
If you're like me and you have a secret chocolate fantasy, buy your significant other some chocolate body paint and then offer to be the canvas!
Posted: Wednesday 7th April 2004, 7:58 PM
Blowjobs Save Lives!
A new study of almost 30,000 American men by the National Cancer Institute has confirmed what I've believed for a long time... that blowjobs have therapeutic qualities and in some cases may even be life saving.
The men, aged 46 to 81 years, described their sexual histories through questionnaires that preserved their anonymity.
The study determined the benefits of regular ejaculation showing that men who enjoy an active sex life need not fret that their sexual activities will put them at risk of prostate cancer later in life.
The study found no evidence that frequency of ejaculation caused an increased risk of prostate cancer, contrary to some previous research on the subject. In fact the study determined the association between ejaculation and prostate cancer to be quite the reverse.
An analysis of mens' sexual histories and the incidence of prostate cancer in the group suggested that frequent ejaculation may have a beneficial or protective effect in connection with prostate cancer.
Michael Leitzmann, chief investigator and cancer researcher for the study, found that men who ejaculate 13-20 times a month had a 14 percent lower risk of developing prostate cancer later in life than men who only do it four to seven times a month. Men who ejaculated upwards of 21 times a month on average for most of their adult lives, had a 33 per cent lower lifetime risk than the baseline group.
Prostate cancer typically afflicts men in their 70s and while it responds well to treatment, it is the second leading cause of cancer deaths in men.
Looks like it's time for a blowjob guys! Explain to your partner that it's for the good of your health :)
Posted: Tuesday 6th April 2004, 8:01 PM
Oral Sex Fantasy
An attractive nun got into a taxi one evening and noticed the taxi driver staring at her continuously. The taxi driver finally spoke up and said: "I'm really sorry, sister. I'm dying to ask you a favor but I'm afraid it might offend you."
The nun replied: "My son, you can ask me anything. In all my years, I've heard the worst of everything and nothing you tell me is going to offend me".
"Okay," the taxi driver said. "I've always had an oral sex fantasy about a nun performing fellatio on me."
"Well, let's see what we can do about that," she replied. "Well, you'd have to be single and a Catholic."
At this, the taxi driver got extremely excited. "Oh yes, sister! I am single and a Catholic!"
So they pulled over to an alley and the nun fulfilled his fantasy.
Once they got back into the taxi, the taxi driver began to cry.
"My son, why are you crying?" the nun asked.
"Oh sister, I lied. I'm so sorry. I'm Jewish and I am married!" he sobbed.
The nun replied: "That's alright. My name is Ray, I'm gay and I'm on my way to a fancy dress party!"
If you really want to satisfy your oral sex fantasy I can personally recommend THIS site... Oral Addictions. All things oral are THEIR speciality ;)
Posted: Monday 5th April 2004, 10:32 PM
Blowjob Googlism
The weird things that get emailed to me...
"Janet Jackson" from Illinois, (no, I don't think it's THE JANET JACKSON), pointed me to "Googlism.com" where you can find out what Google.com thinks of you, your friends or anything else you care to search for! (WARNING: There is a popup window on this site)
I gave it a try to see what Google thought of the humble blowjob and some of the things it says are...
- "blowjob is the sweetest"
- "blowjob is a long tube filled with whipped cream and some sweet drink"
- "blowjob is slang for oral sex performed on a man"
- "blowjob is the only way you can prove to you man that you love him"
- "blowjob is all you need"
- "blowjob is not merely learning how to give a blowjob"
- "blowjob is most likely to fail if the female in question has a terrible stench emanating from her vagina"
There are LOTS more but some are really funny!
Posted: Sunday 4th April 2004, 1:12 PM
Bob Dylan
Anyone else like to listen to Bob Dylan's music? I've been a fan for a long, long time and I've just finished watching an interview he gave recently. One of his quotes which I loved was...
"A man is successful if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between does what he wants to do." - Bob Dylan.
I think he got that right though if you have the amount of money in the bank that Bob's got it probably makes it a whole lot easier too ;)
Posted: Saturday 3rd April 2004, 2:03 PM
Laurie Dhue Blowjob Pictures?
Talk about weird... When I checked me email today there were TWO emails from readers of The Blowjob Blog asking if I knew where they could find nude pictures and blowjob pictures of Fox News Channel anchor Laurie Dhue.
I thought it may have been from the same person using two different email addresses but the ISP's were different and based in two different states! I know she has a graet set of lips but did I miss something?
Anyway, I scoured my regular sources but I've been unable to find any naked pics of Laurie. I'll keep my eyes peeled but if anyone else sees some, let me know and I'll pass on the info.
Posted: Friday 2nd April 2004, 4:53 PM
April Fools!
Well I'm not as good as Kevin when it comes to lying and still keeping a straight face. I told Melissa this morning that I was all for a group sex threesome with her and Kevin and that I was really looking forward to showing her a good time and helping her live out her fantasy.
That's as far as I got before bursting out laughing and shouting out "April Fool's!"
Only problem was... THEY kept a straight face, insisting it WASN'T a joke!
The bastards STILL managed to put one over on me as it took them another hour or so before calling me the April Fool and laughing ther heads off.
Just wait until NEXT year..... ;)
Posted: Thursday 1st April 2004, 4:55 PM
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