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Downloadable Blowjob Movies
I've spent most of my free time over the last couple of days exploring the huge range of downloadable blowjob movies at "Download Pass". One of the really cool things about it, that I didn't notice first up, was that you can go straight to individual movies as well. You can also browse scenes from an individual dvd so you know exactly what you're getting before you download it.
Here's a selection that I've chosen to download over the next month (I took a monthly membership, as a dollar a day for unlimited downloading seemed to be GREAT value for money).
"100% Blowjobs"
"Cum Swallowing Babes"
"Black Girls Who Crave White Cock #4"
"Black Girls Who Crave White Cock #5"
"Blow Me Sandwich"
"Blow Me Sandwich Outdoor Cum Swapping"
"Da Juice"
"Face Fucked #3"
"Face Fucked #4"
"Face Fucked #5"
"Open Wide & Say AHH!"
"Swallow My Pride"
"Swallow My Pride #2"
"Swallow My Pride #3"
"The American Cocksucking Championships XII"
"The International Cocksucking Championships X"
"Throat Gaggers #1"
"Throat Gaggers #2"
"Throat Gaggers #3"
"Throat Gaggers #4"
"University CoEds Oral Exams #2"
"University CoEds Oral Exams #4"
That's 22 downloadable blowjob movies. If THAT doesn't keep me out of trouble for a while I don't know what will! 
Posted: Wednesday 27th April 2005, 7:10 PM
April Blowjobs
Seeing as how it's April, I thought I'd share a new blowjob babe with you. Coincidentally, her name is April too!
I can't take all the credit though as "BJLoader", one of the Blowjob Blog's readers, emailed me to share his favorite porn movie site.
The place is called "Download Pass". In short, at the time of writing this, it offers 2752 full-length, DOWNLOADABLE XXX movies in over 30 categories. That makes it easy for you to go straight to the Oral sex, blowjobs, facials and cumshots listing if you like. 
Or you can choose to view all movies or scenes featuring a particular porn star (like April).
In total there's over 587 GIGABYTES of top notch video for you to enjoy!
Now that's a LOT of movies!
As if that wasn't enough, as a bonus, they also give customers access to 40+ Premium XXX Reality porn sites.
What surprised me the most was the price.
You can take your choice of either $9.95 for a 3-day trial membership or pay $29.99 and get a whole month! (Man, I've paid that much for ONE porn movie).
Either way you get UNLIMITED downloads for the length of your membership.
For anyone with a fast internet connection you could download a TON of movies in a month!
Posted: Monday 25th April 2005, 6:25 PM
Quiet Sex
Is noisy sex better than quiet sex?
Tired of his lacklustre sex life, a man asked his wife during their latest lovemaking efforts, "Why is it you never tell me when you have an orgasm?"
She glanced at him casually and replied, "Because you're never there at the time!"
Posted: Saturday 23rd April 2005, 2:57 PM
Solo Sex
"PorkChops's" email reminded me of the woman who complained to her therapist, "Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell."
The shrink replied, "Well, that's a completely natural reaction. I don't see what the problem is."
"The problem," she answered, "is that it wakes me up!" 
Posted: Friday 22nd April 2005, 3:25 PM
Social Security Sex
"PorkChop" emailed me to brag about HIS sex life. He tells me he has "social security sex".
"I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" 
Posted: Thursday 21st April 2005, 5:52 PM
Bad Sex
While there are those who'd argue that there's no such thing as "bad sex", I beg to differ.
The way I see it, bad sex is bad for many reasons, one of which is that you've probably showered, had a shave, put on clean clothes and cleaned up your house or apartment in anticipation of an event that, in the end, really didn't call for such tidiness.
Having no sex at all is much better than having bad sex. You see, with the no sex option, you can at least spend your time going to the movies, reading a book, alphabetizing your CD / DVD collection or catching up on your taped episodes of Desperate Housewives! 
Posted: Wednesday 20th April 2005, 7:00 PM
Dumb Laws
"DaSheriff" emailed the Blowjob Blog with some dumb laws he'd come across in his internet travels...
Australia: If someone breaks into your house and you're not home and injurs themselves, they can press charges against you. If they break in when you ARE home and you try to "remove" them, they can press charges against you for trying to cause grievous bodily harm.
WHAT! You mean I can't fill 'em full of holes with my trusty Smith & Wesson??
Clawson, Michigan: It's legal for a farmer to "sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens."
That's fair enough. I've heard those women in Clawson can get mighty ugly.
Helena, Montana: A woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weighs more than three pounds, two ounces.
Hey YOU... on the table... take off all your clothes so I can weigh 'em.
But ya know what's really funny? These dumb laws are just a few of MANY.
Posted: Tuesday 19th April 2005, 4:55 PM
Cumshots & Facials
Did ya ever wonder where the terms "Cumshots" and "Facials" come from? I was watching a "History Of Porn" documentary the other night and they were talking about "money shots".
This term came from early porn movies, where, during the climax of sex scenes, the director would instruct the male porn star to pull out before he came so the viewer would see him ejaculate. This would let the viewer know that the scene wasn't faked or simulated sex and that they were getting real value for money.
From there the term "Cum Shot" originated.
During oral sex scenes, when the female pornstar was giving the male actor a blowjob, when he pulled his cock out of her mouth he would cum all over her face, giving rise to the term "facials".
Over time, these images of men ejaculating on women's faces became so prevalent that it is now almost a pre-requisite in porn.
In "real life" however you might want to warn your partner before dumping a load of the gooey stuff on their face as not ALL women enjoy
facial cumshots as much as YOU might.
Posted: Sunday 17th April 2005, 2:10 PM
Oral Sex Hygiene
"PEEved" emailed me yesterday with a problem she's having with her new boyfriend. While I don't publish every email I get I thought this one deserved some attention as I really couldn't answer it accurately without asking for help.
My new boyfriend is uncircumcised and he really loves oral sex (both giving and receiving). My problem though is that his cock often tastes and smells like urine, which is a big turn-off for me. 
I’ve watched him pee and I noticed that he doesn't pull back the foreskin and I think pee gets trapped under the foreskin because of that. I find myself unable to give him blowjobs because of the taste and smell.
Is this common with with uncircumcised men? Do other uncircumcised men pull back the foreskin when peeing?
"PEEved"
Now, as I'm circumcised, I couldn't draw from first hand experience to answer "PPEved's" question. I asked around among a few of my friends, figuring that was safer way to find out how uncircumcised guys pee, rather than spending a few hours in the local public toilets sneaking furtive glances at the guy standing next to me!
I was surprise to discover that the results are 60/40 in favor of pulling back the foreskin (I thought it'd be much higher than that), though no-one admitted to suffering from a lack of blowjobs due to oral sex hygiene issues.
Then I got to thinking. The issue here isn't whether the guy pulls back his foreskin or not. The issue is communication.
Hell, I've gone down on more than one smelly pussy and when it was too bad I suggested we take a shower together first. Even the dumbest blonde will take the hint and go with the flow (my apologies to any smart blondes reading this ).
A firm sexual belief I have is that you should only participate in a sex act if YOU feel comfortable doing it.
Obviously "PEEved" doesn't feel comfortable sucking a cock which smells and tastes like pee so the best advice I can give her is to open her mouth and say something about it to her boyfriend.
Suggest a shower, a bath or a swim and if the ignorant bastard doesn't take the hint tell him straight out what the problem is.
Then tell him that if he wants you to suck his cock in the future, he’s going to have to start pulling his foreskin back when he takes a piss.
It’s not a lot to ask and unless his dick is long enough that he can suck the thing himself, he may be unaware of his distasteful problem.
Now, I'm going for a shower (just in case) 
Posted: Saturday 16th April 2005, 2:31 PM
Chemical Analysis Of Women
"DrLickedHer" emailed me this fascinating scientific study.
CHEMICAL ANALYSIS OF WOMEN
SYMBOL: Wo. Thought to be of the human species. Weight accepted at 120lb, though known to vary from 100-380lb.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: Seldom found in a pure state. All colours, surface usually covered with paint or oxide. Boils at nothing and freezes without reason. Unpolished specimens turn green in prescence of polished ones. All varieties melt with correct treatment. Very bitter if used incorrectly. Density not so great as supposed. Exhibits magnetic effect on the male of the species. Pure specimens usually assume a rosy tint when discovered in the natural state.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Possesses great affinity for gold, platinum, diamonds and other precious metals and stones. May explode spontaneously. Undissolved by liquids, but activity is greatly increased when saturated by spirits in solution. Sometimes yields to pressure. Fresh variety has great magnetic attraction. Ages rapidly, polymerising with age.
USES: Chiefly ornamental. Sometimes used as a tracer element in criminal investigations and as a positive and negative catalyst in the production of fevers. Probably the most powerful reducing agent known to man.
NOTE: It is highly dangerous to possess more than one specimen.
Posted: Wednesday 13th April 2005, 3:55 PM
Vaginal Creation
I should have known that yesterday's post would generate a few "comebacks" from the Blowjob Blog's male readers.
"WomanEater" sent me this piece of poetic vengeance explaining how the vagina was created...
Seven wise men, creative and fine, created a pussy to their own design.
First was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a chisel and hammer, he gave it a hole.
Second was a butcher, quick with his wit, with a steak knife he gave it a slit.
Third was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur he lined it without.
Fourth was a tailor, tall and thin, with a piece of red velvet he lined it within.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, he threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher, his name was McGee, he blessed it and touched it and said it could pee.
Seventh was a sailor, he wasn't fussy, he sucked it and fucked it and called it a PUSSY!
Posted: Sunday 10th April 2005, 11:23 AM
Man Eater Or Man Hater?
I got an interesting email from "ManEater" with a couple of jokes which got me checking the sender's name as I thought it should have been "ManHATER" instead!
I probably shouldn't find them funny but what the hell
Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping
for breath and calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the
toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need
to wipe.
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling
around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.
Q. What do you call a woman that works like a man?
A. A lazy bitch.
Posted: Saturday 9th April 2005, 2:48 PM
Fun Sex Games For Adults
Following on from yesterday's post about the oral sex dice game, I found there's a whole bunch of fun sex games out there.
Here's a link to some of the best Fun Sex Games For Adults, such as Strip Poker, Porn Star Playing Cards, an Adult Movie Making Kit, an erotic Massage Kit and a Bathtub Love Game.
Just another way to keep some SPICE in your sex life.
Posted: Friday 8th April 2005, 4:43 PM
Oral Sex Dice Game
Now here's an absolute GEM! An oral sex dice game to spice up your love life!
DESCRIPTION:
Lick, Suck, Blow, Kiss - Roll The Dice and You Can't Miss!
Lick your lover in this game of chance!
Everyone wins as you toss the dice and do as they say:
* Lick... All Over
* Kiss... Naughty Bits
* Blow... Across Breasts
Keeps foreplay fun! Includes a handy oral sex guide.
PRICE: $4.95
What a GREAT way to get a reluctant partner to participate in YOUR favorite passion.
Posted: Thursday 7th April 2005, 8:11 PM
Blowjobs Unnatural Sex Act?
I got an "interesting" email from "IDONTBLOW" yesterday and I thought I'd share the gist of it with you.
"Giving a blowjob feels unnatural because it IS unnatural.
Except for a few well-trained, hollow-necked porn stars, very few women are physically equipped to cope with an erect penis hitting the back of their throat due to the gag reflex which has put many women off giving blowjobs for life."
See, my view with the writer's outlook is that flying is an unnatural act too. If we were meant to fly we would have been given wings right?
In my humble opinion... the thing about human beings is that we LOVE to seek out new experiences. We yearn to grow, both as individuals and as couples in relationships.
Quite often that growth will come from the urge to try new things and push the boundaries of our own beliefs and expectations. (imagine being the first person to eat a raw oyster!)
Blowjobs help us do that and are one of the most natural sexual acts two people can share and enjoy. 
Posted: Wednesday 6th April 2005, 7:23 PM
Courtney Loves Deep Throat Action
Hmm... maybe I didn't quite punctuate that correctly! Though, when I think about it, it's quite likely that Courtney Love really DOES love deep throat action! That might explain why she's agreed to star in a DVD bio of the female star of that classic porn movie "Deep Throat"
The "Hole" star has agreed to become a different type of "Hole Star" and play the part of Linda Lovelace, the 70's porn star who became a cult figure after starring in the infamous 1972 blowjob porn movie "Deep Throat" with Harry Reems.
I've blogged about Linda Lovelace and the movie previously in these blog entries - Deep Throat Trouble and Deep Throat.
If you haven't seen the movie yet, or if you just want to see what all the fuss is about, you can get a copy here... DEEP THROAT VIDEO or DEEP THROAT DVD
Posted: Monday 4th April 2005, 4:03 PM
I'm No April Fool
Well I made it through April Fools Day without getting caught. You might remember that I was almost the victim of my exceptionally sneaky friends last year.
If you need a reminder check out Group Sex Threesome and Group Sex Fool to see what went down.
I hope YOU weren't on the receiving end of any April Fools pranks, although if you DID enjoy some group sex I'd LOVE to share your story with the Blowjob Blog's readers.
Posted: Saturday 2nd April 2005, 10:56 AM
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