Blowjob Blog April 2006

Fucking or Sucking?

A good fucking or a good sucking... which do you prefer? From a purely selfish point of view I'd rather have my cock sucked than fucked. However, this attitude is NOT recommended if you have any hope of a long term relationship.

After all, how would you like it if all you ever got to do was eat pussy? Hmm... while that may seem like an attractive proposition at first, I think you'll see my point if you take a moment to think past the "all-you-can-eat-pussy" scenario. You need to have a sexual balance where both parties are getting what they need.

The reason for my musing is that two married friends of mine recently broke up after 5 years marriage. The reason? All the wife wanted to do was suck cock.

Yep... I KNOW you want her phone number.

Posted: Sunday 30th April 2006, 11:50 AM

Busty Babe In Hot Water

The Scottish insurance firm Legal & General has fired one of its financial advisers after it discovered she'd been moonlighting as a model on an Internet porn site.

Michelle Batowski, 22, was fired after a colleague spotted her on a Website featuring young women flashing their breasts in public. She'd been on sick leave for several months at the time, according to Glasgow’s Daily Record newspaper.

The woman, who was making $22,500 a year at the firm, had gotten into modeling after sending her photo to a men’s magazine for regular feature dubbed "Assess Your Breasts."

The busty babe has complained that she was unfairly fired and plans to file a complaint with the government employment board.

"I did no paid modeling work while I was off sick," she said. "I’m not the sort of person who goes out to get drunk every Friday and Saturday night and modeling is my release from ordinary life… I’m not ashamed of what I’ve done."

Good for you Michelle. Now can you send me some pictures because next to blowjobs, breasts are my favorite thing... oh, and nice asses... and sexy smiles... and green eyes...

Posted: Thursday 27th April 2006, 6:37 PM

Blowjobs for Buddhists

Well it looks as if my love of blowjobs means I'll never be a Buddhist. Religious leader, the Dalai Lama, has advised Westerners not to give up on marriage, but ruled out oral sex as a valid form of union. I've always had the impression that he looked at our western way of life with compassion and humour, but his comments make it obvious that doesn't include blowjobs for Buddhists.

Posted: Monday 24th April 2006, 6:43 PM

A Proud Cocksucker

A very proud cocksucker, Rachel, writes in her column...

"I have a confession to make: I love sucking cock. Maybe that's not such a revelation, considering the other things I've shared in this column, but I'm starting to get the feeling that most women give head just to please their men. Aside from Liz Phair, where have all the blowjob queens gone? I recently spent a lazy Sunday morning going down on a new lover for over an hour..."

It's a good read. Check out the rest of it here...

Posted: Thursday 20th April 2006, 5:15 PM

Fellate Yourself With Autofellatio!

If you've ever wanted to fellate yourself, then "autofellatio" is for you!

Archaeologists have discovered ancient hieroglyphs and paintings dating back thousands of years that depict men performing autofellatio (i.e. sucking their own cock). One Egyptian myth even suggests that the god Horus performed fellatio on himself nightly in order to keep the stars in the night sky — with the ingestion of his own semen supposedly maintaining order in the universe.

Today however, less than one percent of men can fellate themselves and the most famous practitioner of auto fellatio is porn star Ron Jeremy.

Not surprisingly, both penis length and back flexibility are factors in determining a man's ability to suck his own cock.

Now, is anyone going to admit they tried, or more importantly, that they failed / succeeded.

Posted: Friday 14th April 2006, 4:03 PM

Common Sense AND Blowjobs!

It seems to me that common sense is just not... common. Fortunately the U.S. city of Cleveland has shown great common sense recently after it was discovered that the city's new chief of regional economic development had resigned from a previous job over a charge of soliciting a prostitute.

In 1999 while he was the director of economic development in Oakland, California, he'd agreed to pay a woman $10 for an oral sex act, but the woman turned out to be a police decoy.

In a display of profound common sense, Cleveland's Mayor Frank Jackson said "In spite of all the difficulties that he's had in the past, he is still the right person for the job," Jackson said. "He can get the job done."

Hell, isn't that what we WANT? Someone who can do the job AND likes blowjobs!

Posted: Sunday 9th April 2006, 1:30 PM

Porn Magazines?

You'd think it would be a fair bet that a store called "CUM BOOKS" would sell porn magazines. At least that's what I thought when I visited South Africa a few years ago.

Imagine my surprise when I discovered all the books were about Jesus. You see, CUM is a Christian Family Bookstore. It's a big company, with 31 branches of CUM Books across the country and they even have their own CUM website!

I had to ask the question of the sales guy "Don't you know what the word cum means?" To which he answered "This is South Africa. Here, words mean what we want them to mean."

Ummm... OK.

Posted: Tuesday 4th April 2006, 3:23 PM

Teen Oral Sex

Maybe it's just a coincidence that actress Sharon Stone has a new movie out but she's grabbed the headlines by proclaiming that teenagers should be prepared to engage in oral sex, if it saves from them being pushed to engage in full-on sexual intercourse.

She explains, "Young women talk to me about what to do if they're being pressed to have sex. I tell them that oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex. If you're in a situation where you can't get out of having sex, just offer a blow job."

What an idiotic outlook. Other than the criminal act of r-a-p-e, what the hell is "a situation where you can't get out of having sex"? How about JUST SAYING NO and insisting on your decision being respected.

While I'm a BIG fan of oral sex and can understand teens engaging in it, NOBODY should have to do it if they don't want to, especially as a means of escaping from further unwanted sex.

Posted: Saturday 1st April 2006, 2:21 PM

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