An oral sex blog for blowjob lovers by a guy who REALLY LOVES BLOWJOBS!

Blowjob Suction Tip

When giving a blowjob try to create good suction as you pop his cock in and out of your mouth. Imagine his cock if it was stuck to the roof of your mouth and you're trying to suck it off.

Posted: Tuesday 31st August 2004, 6:17 PM

Sloppy Blow Jobs

Most men really LOVE sloppy blow jobs when combined with a handjob as the saliva reduces friction and heats up as the hand pumps the shaft.

Posted: Monday 30th August 2004, 7:14 PM

Deep Throating

"DTBJ" emailed me with a tip for women who want to try deep throating which she's used with success. She practiced with an eight inch dildo until she could take the whole thing in her mouth without gagging. She says her boyfriend reckons it's worked like a charm

Posted: Sunday 29th August 2004, 11:01 AM

Call The Doctor

A guy goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, I've got a red ring around my cock, have you got anything for it?"

The doctor says "OK, drop your pants."

The guy drops his pants, the doctor has a look and tells him to use laundry detergent.

"Laundry detergent?!" questions the guy. "Why laundry detergent?"

"It's lipstick" replied the doctor.

Posted: Saturday 28th August 2004, 11:44 AM

Favorite Fellatio Techniques

I've got a heap of emails from the Blowjob Blog's readers telling me what their favorite fellatio techniques are.

Here's a few which kept coming up (if you'll pardon the pun )

• "I love to be deep throated."
• "I love it when she strokes me and licks my balls at the same time."
• "I really like it when she looks up while performing fellatio on me."
• "I love sloppy blowjobs with enough saliva to drip down my balls and into the crack of my ass."
• "I love it when she swallows every drop."
• "I really like it when she milks every last drop out of my cock."
• "I love it when she tongues the area of skin where the top of the shaft meets the head."
• "I love a wide tongue on the underside of my cock as she goes down on my as deep as she can."

OK ladies, there it is! Straight from the horses mouth. There are enough fellatio techniques there to get you in the good books with your favorite man. Let ME know which one works for YOU!

Posted: Friday 27th August 2004, 10:53 AM

The Hottest Blowjobs

What makes for the hottest blowjobs? Why is one woman's technique better than another?

Other than what I wrote on Tuesday I also love to lock eyes on a pretty face looking up at me as she sucks my cock. Just the look of her seductive gaze is enough to turn an ordinary blowjob into something very special and certainly unique.

If the eyes are window to the soul, then the mouth must be the doorway to heaven. Put the two together and you have the recipe for the hottest blowjobs you'll ever enjoy

Posted: Thursday 26th August 2004, 6:11 PM

Women Who Love Sucking Cock

"Charmed" emailed me with a woman's point of view on women who love sucking cock after reading my blog entry yesterday...

I think for women it all begins in our hearts and in our minds. We need to be stimulated there before we get stimulated anywhere else.

There's also a big difference for the women who's enjoying giving the blowjob too. I've given head in the past out of duty and not out of desire and it didn't feel pleasurable to me at all. It made me feel like I was being fake and dishonest with myself and the guy.

Now I'm married, when I suck my husband's cock, I LOVE sucking his cock! I get hot and wet the minute my lips wrap around his cock and I moan with delight when I feel him starting to cum.

I can't think of anything in this world I'd rather do then suck him off until he cums in my mouth. that's because he knows how to stimulate me mentally and emotionally. If more men could do that there'd be more women who love sucking cock in this world.

Take the hint fellas

Posted: Wednesday 25th August 2004, 11:54 AM

Cock Lovers

You know you can definitely tell when a REAL cock lover is sucking your dick compared to someone who does it because they feel like they have to.

Women who love to suck cock really do make love to your cock. A cock loving woman will put a lot of effort into working her tongue all over the whole length of your cock, licking and sucking and burying it deep in her throat while groaning and moaning and craving that load of cum as if it's a reward for her effort.

I love getting my dick sucked by cock lovers like that! Last night was a very enjoyable night

Posted: Tuesday 24th August 2004, 10:43 AM

Downloadable Blowjob Movies

I found a different sort of blowjob site yesterday while browsing a list of the newest oral sex sites. The reason I say it's different is that it makes a whole lot of its content downloadable and also offers additional sites free of charge with your membership!

That means that we get access to a ton of downloadable blowjob movies and pictures which we can store on our personal computers and view at our leisure any time in the future. This makes it really easy to build up your own personal blowjob porn collection with all your favorite scenes.

The best part is, it's only $1.85 for 3 full days!. Take a look for yourself... GREAT Blowjob Porn

I know I can grab a hell of a lot of downloadable blowjob movies on my high speed broadband connection...

Posted: Monday 23th August 2004, 6:20 PM

Norwegian Porn Star Beauty

Not all porn lovers escape undetected though... Aylar Dianati Lie, a vivacious candidate for the title of Miss Norway, has been exposed as a porn star!

It was revealed the 20-year-old Oslo beauty had starred in two hardcore porn films made in the US in 2002, prior to her entering the Norwegian beauty pageant. After trying to blame it on her non-existant twin sister the Norwegian porn star finally "came clean" (if you'll pardon the pun) and was subsequently banned from participating in the finale of Miss Norway.

I think a closer examinatiuon of the evidence is required...

Posted: Sunday 22nd August 2004, 11:06 AM

Aussie Porn Lovers

It seems as if our Australian friends really do love their porn!

Recent surveys show that in Australia 70 per cent of traffic to internet porn sites occurs during business hours, and 54 per cent of employees admit that they've been caught using their office computers to surf websites which weren't work related.

I'm in the same boat at those Aussie porn lovers as I regularly surf porn sites at work, though usually during my lunch break. I've been caught once or twice but never by someone who gave a fuck

Posted: Saturday 21st August 2004, 3:33 PM

Horny Athletes

"LongJumpHer" emailed me with some fascinating statistics on the Sydney Olympic Games held in Australia in 2000. Apparently there were 50,000 condoms distributed amongst the horny athletes but they ran out with 3 days of the Olympics left!

Organisers had to hastily arrange for 20,000 more to be made available as the end of games parties turned into athletic sex orgies orgies amongst the competitors.

I suppose the horny athletes figured if they couldn't get gold they may as well try for "pink".

Posted: Friday 20th August 2004, 3:29 PM

Olympic Games Blowjobs

I know it's still early but I still haven't heard any mention of my favorite Olympic Games sport... BLOWJOBS!

It's been more than two months since I suggested it, which is plenty of time to organise such an event, yet the IOC has yet to announce the venue or even the competitors. Here's the link in case they need reminding... Fellatio Olympics

Posted: Thursday 19th August 2004, 7:24 PM

Brown Bunny Blowjob Booted

The controversial Brown Bunny blowjob picture has been removed from the billboard on Sunset Strip in Los Angeles.

The naughty billboard has received loads of attention recently for its graphic depiction of a scene from the film "The Brown Bunny" where Vincent Gallo gets a blowjob from the movies star, Chloe Sevigny (I want to star in her next movie ).

The suggestive billboard poster showed a strategically blurred image with text reading, "In Color" and "Adults Only" and was stamped with an X-rating.

The notorious billboard scene first turned heads at a 2003 Cannes movie screening because Chloe Sevigny actually performed fellatio on her co-star/director.

The Brown Bunny is due for a limited release in New York and Los Angeles on August 27.

Well that's enough free publicity from the Blowjob Blog for one day...

Posted: Wednesday 18th August 2004, 7:40 PM

Blowjob DVD's

Of course if you'd just rather watch someone else enjoy all the action... you might want to try these blowjob DVD's... Blowjob Fantasies or the nicely titled BLOWJOB ADVENTURES OF DR. FELLATIO

Posted: Tuesday 17th August 2004, 6:13 PM

Blowjob Techniques & Tips

In our never ending quest to improve the blowjob techiniques of women worldwide, here's a great blowjob tip for the ladies.

Try using the "Figure Eight or "Infinity"" mouth and tongue technique. How do I give a blowjob like that I hear you ask!

When facing down toward the penis, move your head as if you were drawing a figure eight sideways with your nose, (like the infinity symbol.

Now follow that motion with your mouth on the head of the penis and use your tongue in the same motion, moving over and under the head of the penis.
It takes abit of practice to getit just right but this is one blowjob technique that is definately worth the effort.

If you REALLY want to speed up the learning process you might want to take a look at

"Hall of Fame superstar Nina Hartley teaches you everything you need to know about orally pleasing your partner in this revolutionary new how-to DVD / video. In graphic detail, Nina explains and demonstrates various fellatio techniques, gives her own personal insights on arousing your partner, and shares her years of sexual experience".

Posted: Monday 16th August 2004, 2:56 PM

Nicky Hilton Marries!

Well it looks like Nicky Hilton, sister to our favorite celebrity Paris Hilton, finally found a way to out-do the Simple Life star. She got married!

According to the Blowjob Blog's impeccable sources (its readers!) Nicky Hilton wed 33-year-old New York money manager Todd Meister at the Las Vegas Wedding Chapel.

While Paris and her friend Bijou Phillips were present during the early morning ceremony, Nicky Hilton's parents did NOT attend. Speculation is that they didn't want to hear their youngest daughter say "I DO" after tiring of their eldest daughter demonstrating that she DEFINATELY DOES in the celebrity sex tapes on the internet!

Posted: Sunday 15th August 2004, 5:14 PM

Paris Hilton Blowjob Limerick

"HeiressLover" sent me a clever blowjob limerick in honor of his favorite celebrity Paris Hilton and her latest sex video effort.

Paris Hilton is at it once more,
She's my favorite celebrity whore,
'cause she's not camera shy,
When she's blowing a guy,
Though her blowjobs cause such a furore!

Posted: Saturday 14th August 2004, 11:54 AM

NEW Paris Hilton Sex Tape

YES! That IS Paris Hilton Sucking Cock!

Just when you thought our favorite celebrity, Paris Hilton, was about to fade into obscurity, (as if she'd let THAT happen!), yet ANOTHER Paris Hilton sex tape is set to hit the internet.

No, it's not another Paris Hilton / Rick Solomon video. This "new release" consists of video clips and pictures of the 23-year-old hotel heiress getting it on with her former lover, ex-Backstreet Boy star Nick Carter.

The horny celebrity is bracing herself for further embarrassment after her home was burgled, albeit by someone with a spare key, and the erotic home movie and pictures were stolen along with a haul of jewellery and other personal effects belonging to Paris.

As always, if I find the new Paris Hilton sex tape you will be the first to know

Posted: Friday 13th August 2004, 4:16 PM

Whirlwind Blowjobs

Now THESE are much friendlier. Whirlwind blowjobs are the name given to those that make the recipient blow their load in under 30 seconds.

So, do YOU want to tell the Blowjob Blog's readers about any whirlwind blowjobs YOU'VE experienced?

Posted: Thursday 12th August 2004, 7:07 PM

Hurricane Blowjob

I'm glad the Blowjob Blog isn't in the path of the the hurricane heading for Tampa. Best wishes for those in its path.

Q. What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
A. "Hang on to your nuts, this isn't going to be an ordinary blowjob!"

Posted: Wednesday 11th August 2004, 6:57 PM

DVD, Video & Sex Toy Sale

I just spent over $200 on DVDs, Videos and Sex Toys. No, I'm not planning a big night, but I reckon I've just nailed half of my Christmas present needs in one hit!

I was surfing around and came a cross a link that said "The $2.95 Store - Unbelievable Adult Bargains". That was enough to get me curious so I clicked.

After browsing around and adding an item here and an item there to my shopping cart the bill came to $217.85 but I reckon I got way more than 5 times that value in stuff as I've seen some of the very same items selling for over $20 and $30 on other sites!

Take a look for yourself. I grabbed the banner and link to show you what caught my eye.

"The $2.95 Store - Unbelievable Adult Bargains"

I bought TWO "The Clockwork Orange" DVD's! At $2.95 I couldn't resist. They're gonna make a great gift for a couple of my buddies! I also grabbed "Asian Invasion", a 5-pack of DVD's for only $19.95, for my pal Jeff - he LOVES asian girls.

Posted: Tuesday 10th August 2004, 8:51 PM

Blowjob Wives Who Swallow

"BJBob" emailed me with his hard luck story yesterday asking me to pass it on as a warning for any reluctant blowjob wives out there...

"Every man wants a wife who sucks cock. I enjoy it when a woman sucks my dick really hard like a vacuum cleaner, sucking in her cheeks as if she's trying to suck my nuts out through the end of my dick.

I also love women who swallow. If she spits after I cum it's a complete turn off for me. Why bother giving me a blowjob if she finds the taste so bad? When my wife sucks me off (and that's not often) she spits. That's why I get my dick sucked somewhere else. Its her fucking loss.

Ladies you have been warned...

Posted: Monday 9th August 2004, 7:49 PM

Cum In Her Mouth

A woman has vowed never to visit the dentist again after her dentist found a new way to "cum in her mouth".

A North Carolina dentist stands accused by his former employees of making his female patients swallow his semen during visits to his office.

Six former patients say the dentist tricked them into swallowing his semen while a seventh patient claims he jumped on top of her in the dental chair and began gyrating in a sexual manner against her body.

The dentist's former assistant testified that he began asking her to leave a patient's side to retrieve items that he subsequently never used.

She became even more suspicious after overhearing him tell patients to "swallow" something and then seeing him take a syringe out of his lab coat pocket while working beside a patient.

When police searched the dentist's office, they discovered syringes which contained his semen in his desk.

The dentist's attorney says his client has been falsely accused by disgruntled former patients.

So ladies, the next time your lover wants to cum in your mouth make sure he does it the old-fashioned way... like THIS!

Posted: Sunday 8th August 2004, 2:07 PM

Adult Cartoons

OK... here's a couple more of those adult cartoon sites I found last night. There's a whole bunch of diferent movies and pics covering everything from cartoon blowjobs and lesbian toons through to straight toon sex.

Cartoon Porn

Fucking Toons

Should be enough adult cartoons there to keep you busy for a few months

Posted: Saturday 7th August 2004, 11:22 AM

Alien Blowjob Cartoons

I was just surfing around and came across some way out blowjob cartoons at this site... Take a look... XXX Adult Cartoons

I thought you might like to share... they're free. I'll post some more tomorrow :)

Posted: Friday 6th August 2004, 10:10 PM

How To Impress Women

The email program worked overtime after yesterday's post but one little item sent in by "HeadScratcher" really caught my eye. How true is this fellas?

Finally a comprehensive list of how to impress the opposite sex!

★ HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN ★

• Compliment her.
• Love her.
• Hold her.
• Protect her.
• Hug her.
• Spend money on her.
• Respect her.
• Support her.
• Listen to her.
• Care for her.
• Stroke her.
• Humour her.
• Tease her.
• Honor her.
• Stand by her.
• Kiss her.
• Wine and dine her.
• Cuddle her.
• Comfort her.
• Buy things for her.
• Caress her.

★ HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN ★

• Show up naked. Bring beer.

Posted: Thursday 5th August 2004, 7:23 PM

Understanding Women

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Posted: Wednesday 4th August 2004, 7:14 PM

Horny Wives Doggy Style Sex

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives and their sex lives.

"Do you and your wife ever have doggie style sex?" asked the first guy.

"Well not exactly." his friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it."

"Oh, kinky huh?" replied he first guy.

"Well not exactly... I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."

Posted: Tuesday 3rd August 2004, 2:42 PM

Chyna Sex Tape Admission

It's been a few weeks but the latest celebrity sex video to hit the headlines is the Chyna sex tape, featuring two well known wrestlers from the WWE (used to be the WWF until the World Wildlife Fund took legal action).

Joanie Laurer, the muscular female wrestler who works under the stage name Chyna (she's also recently trademarked the name Chynna Doll), and Sean Waltman, the not so muscular male wrestler who works under the stage name X-pac, appear together in the XXX tape in a no holds barred bedroom romp which dispels the rumour that the musclebound Chyna was actually a man.

In an interview with Howard Stern, Chyna broke the news that a sex tape of her and XPac was in existence and that she might sell it. She also warned that the tape, which was shot in a Los Angeles apartment the couple had shared at one time, had nude singing and dancing on it - something we can all look forward to I'll bet

According to reports, they go through a variety of sexual positions on a big bed with Joanie Laurer occasionally wearing a tight black vinyl outfit with a flowing cape, similar to the knd of outfit Chyna would wear inside the wrestling ring! At one stage she puts on a leather outfit and twirls swords in a scene which could have come straight out of "Xena - Warrior Princess"!

I don't know about you but I know I'll never be able to watch Chyna and X-Pac in the wrestling ring again!

Posted: Monday 2nd August 2004, 6:03 PM

Bizarre Sex Fetishes

"AntiBJ" emailed me yesterday asking why I promote bizarre sex practices. I thought I'd been the victim of an email gone astray but as I read on she detailed why blowjobs fell into that catagory and how it was weird to perform oral sex as that wasn't the way God intended.

I won't bore you with the mindless ramblings of someone who is so far out of touch with the real world, but if you want to know what real bizarre sex is, just look around the world!

The following cross-cultural beliefs, customs and practices come from the "Sex Lovers Book of Lists", by Ron Louis and David Copeland (Reward Books, 2001).

In Bhutan, a younger brother is not allowed to lose his virginity before his older brother.

For many single guys in Peru, the alpaca seem to be quite the popular four-legged bedmate. So prevalent, apparently, is this bizarre sexual practice, that an old law still bans the activity. Unmarried men are prohibited from even having a female alpaca live in their homes or apartments.

In Wrokaw, Poland, a wife is allowed to beat or kill any other woman who is sleeping with her husband. However, the only weapon she may use for this is a club.

Married men in Iran can legally have homosexual sex with their wife's father, brother or son.

In Uruguay, men cannot touch their wives during their menstrual periods. If convicted of this crime, a man can be fined and publicly whipped 200 times or more.

Among the Marind-anim people of New Guinea, a bride has sex with all the men in her husband's clan in a kind of marriage ceremony called "Otiv Bombari." This ceremony also takes place after the birth of a child.

In the Tanzanian Zaramo tribe, two women watch and assess newlywed couples as they make love for the first time. They look for blood and see how easy the woman is to penetrate, to determine her virginity. The groom is judged by the amount and thickness of his semen.

In some parts of Colombia, when a couple has sex for the first time on their wedding night, the bride's mother watches.

So, "AntiBJ"... blowjobs are no more strange, and a lot more pleasureable, than some of the sexual practices above. (I wonder if it's possible that the bride's mother ran off with her new husband after watching the below par performance of her daughter in the oral sex department - makes you wonder doesn't it?)

Now here's a site to visit if you want to see some explicit Bizarre Sex Fetishes. Adults only of course.

Posted: Sunday 1st August 2004, 11:42 AM

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