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Naughty Celebrities Caught On Film!
I saw the movie "40-year-old Virgin" last night and I thought it was great. It got me thinking about when people lose their virginity, which led me to do some online exploring which revealed some interesting celebrity first time sex stories.
Dustin Hoffman: "I jumped off her, stark naked, and left the room. I wound up in the living room, and guys were sitting around having beer and talking, and I was naked. This may have been the beginning of my acting career without my knowing it, because they stood up and applauded—and I liked the applause."
Tommy Lee: "I was 13 years old. It was the girl next door, and I got busted by my sister. My sister walked in and saw me fucking [my neighbor] on the floor in the garage, where I used to have this little drum room. She just freaked. And because it was her best friend, she told my parents. Fuck, it was all bad, dude. All-bad first experience."
Ewan McGregor: "I assumed it was going to be fumbling around and stuff. But the next thing I knew, she had taken control of the situation… She was a good teacher."
John Leguizamo: At 16, "I worked at Kentucky Fried Chicken, and there was a place right next door where you could go. My old man took me there. He said, 'You know, you need to lose your virginity,' and he left me there and then I went about my own business."
David Cross: "I was 18 and staying at my grandmother's house in New York. I would go into the city at night, and come home in the morning. One time, in Times Square—the old Taxi Driver Times Square, not the new Disney Store version—I earnestly asked a prostitute who had just blown me if she would let me fuck her because I was a virgin and I didn't have any money left and I had only enough for the blowjob. She was very nice about it and let me fuck her from behind, standing up for about two minutes. Then she abruptly stood up and said, 'OK, that's enough.' I thanked her and we went our separate ways."
Rob Zombie: "It was like a rat-infested Vietnamese POW camp populated by quick-witted Jawas hocking defective protocol droids."
Posted: Wednesday 2nd November 2005, 5:39 PM