Blowjobs Good For Women
"DRPhil" emailed me to let me know about a study which shows that blowjobs are good for women. (Yeah, I know... men already knew this 
but now there's scientific evidence to prove it).
After an extensive 5 year survey, conclusive medical evidence has been found supporting the importance of blowjobs to a woman's health.
- Blowjobs help you live longer. Every blowjob you give, adds one month to your life.
- You really should swallow as the protein in semen is equivalent to five porterhouse steaks, but only contains 14 calories.
- Ten minutes of oral sex is the equivalent of half an hour's exercise on a treadmill.
- Performing a blowjob while kneeling will erase crow's feet and prevent wrinkles.
- Swallowing helps marriage statistics by lowering significantly the divorce rate
- Daily blowjobs increase the amount of Vitamin C found in your body.
- A blowjob a day keeps dementia away.
- Blowjobs eliminate headaches, which saves you money on drugs such as Aspirin and Tylenol.
- By obeying the 11th. Commandment, "Thou shalt suck your man's cock", you triple your chances of getting into heaven.
So ladies, now that you know that blowjobs are good for women you can go out and extend your life indefinately 
Posted: Wednesday 1st September 2004, 2:03 AM
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