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These Babes Are Fellatio Sexperts!
I should have know one of the Blowjob Blog's readers would have a reply to yesterday's Fellatio Etiquette guide for men. "Darkley" emailed me HIS suggestions for women to follow.
1. First and foremost, yes you ARE obligated to suck your man's cock because if YOU don't do it, he'll find someone else who will (more likely to be younger, better looking and hornier than you).
2. You don't HAVE to swallow but a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier to endure than eating a warm, hairy fish.
3. I wouldn't have to push your head to guide you if you spent more time down there learning your way around.
4. If you'd swallow you wouldn't have to worry about getting cum on your face now will you?
5. What? Women don't fart?!
6. When you're having your period stuffing a cock in your mouth is the best way to stop you from moaning and bitching about how bad you feel!
7. You're ears may not be handles but see #3 and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.
8. If you need to pull a hair from your mouth, BE QUICK, don't make a song and dance about it and you WON'T wreck it for me.
9. Before you complain about the taste... see #2.
10. No problem, we can always have a TV in the bedroom
11. Make hay when the sun shines. it's "wide awake" in the morning now, but when you get old & fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep".
12. Fine, I can always watch basketball.
13. My friends don't complain about not getting blowjobs often enough... they get plenty.
OK ladies. Now it's YOUR turn for the printer. 
Posted: Friday 3rd September 2004, 1:44 PM
