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Celebrity April Fools

Look like the april fools came out early this year and they're all celebrities. We've had Janet Jackson and her Super Bowl effort, Britney Spears and her publicity stunt of a marriage, the Paris Hilton video...

Now it seems as if the major search engines, (google, ask jeeves, yahoo.com etc.), are being choked by surfers searching for the lowdown on the latest celebrity scandal.

Ebay.com is awash with people selling ring tones, song lyrics, wallpaper and even prom dresses which are "Just like - Insert Celebrity's Name Here - wore to HER prom night"! Hell, someone was even trying to sell airline tickets on a flight where they claim to have sat behind janet jackson. The games some people play...

I know that there's already far too much internet real estate being used up by these celebrities but I just had to vent at what I call "Celebrity Stupidity".

Now THAT sounds like a good name for a new game doesn't it? There'd certainly be no shortage of characters...

Posted: Tuesday 10th February 2004, 8:49 PM