An oral sex diary by a guy who LOVES pussy but hates cats!

Valentines Day

I love cats :) Well, actually I hate cats but this Valentines Day I love 'em.

You might remember I was in a bit of a bind because I'd sort of promised two lovely ladies my full attention on Valentine's Day (the things we do when in lust...)

Anyway... Stacy rang to tell me she wouldn't be able to go out with me this valentines day as her parents had planned a special night out and needed her to look after her younger brother. Hell, he's sixteen and built like a small tank but Stacys mom won't leave him home alone 'cause he was caught smoking and now she's worried what else he might be getting up to.

I digress... Stacy suggested instead that I come over and she'd give me something hot to eat (I wonder if she meant steak?) Just when it seemed that I was totally fucked, I remembered her cat Jimbo, a big white ball of fluff that thinks it owns the house...

I was around at Stacy's house a few weeks ago and within 10 minutes my eyes were watering. After 20 minutes my right eye was bloodshot and itching like hell. After 30 minutes it had closed completely and was watering like my Mom had died. I had to leave, visiting the medical center on the way where they diagnosed a severe reaction to cat hair. It appears I'm allergic to Jimbo :)

When I reminded Stacy of my allergy she was really disappointed... that she'd let me down! She's promised to make it up to me if I forgive her for dumping me at the last minute for Valentine's Day!

I LOVE CATS!!

Posted: Friday 13th February 2004, 6:16 PM