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Giving Head

"Torone" from Philadelphia emailed in to say he always enjoys it when his girlfriend is giving head to him and thought he'd share his sense of humor...

A guy walks into his local bar and orders drinks for everyone, including the barman. His friends ask him what the special occasion is and he grins. "Remember last Friday, we'd all had a few too many? Well, I decided to take the shortcut home and cross the railroad tracks. Well you'll never guess what I found there... a naked woman! Stark naked and tied to the tracks!"

"What happened next?" urged his friends.

"Well, I untied her, heaved her over my shoulder and took her back to my place. Then after putting her to bed I thought she might like some company so I joined her in bed.

His friends are shocked at his luck. "Go on, go on!" they implored.

Well, we were at it ALL night... EVERY position you can think of... missionary, doggy, anal, tit fucking... the best sex I've ever had" he bragged.

"Wow", said his friends clapping him on the back saying what a lucky bastard he is. "Did you get a blowjob?" asked his best friend.

"Nah" the guy replied, "I couldn't find her head."

Hey, Torone.... is your girlfriend warm? ;)

Posted: Wednesday 18th February 2004, 4:21 PM