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Blowjob Plan Backfires

Our gay Irish friend "Adrian" dropped me another email this morning with this gem...

Two guys wanted to go out drinking, but they only had a couple dollars. One of them devised a plan where he'd buy a hot dog and put it in his pants. Then they'd go into the bars, get their drinks, and when the bartender demands payment he'd pull out the hot dog and his friend will drop to his knees and start sucking it. The man figured that the bartender would throw them out without them having to pay for their drinks.

Seven bars later the two men were pretty drunk. The guy who'd been dropping to his knees to suck on the hot dog said "Damn, my knees are killing me." The other guy said "How do you think I feel? I lost the hot dog three bars ago!"

Ok Adrian, was this your blowjob plan or were you the one with sore knees? :)

Posted: Monday 23rd February 2004, 7:47 PM

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