This one was sent in by "Naughty Neighbor Lover" from Ohio... :)
A little boy goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says. ."Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again.."
The boy says, "That won't work.."
"Why not?" asks his mom.
The boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work each day and blows him back up!."
I wish *I* had naughty neigbours like that!!
Posted: Sunday 18th January 2004, 6:22 PM