Ya know how your parents always hassled you to go outdoors and play... well it seems it really DOES have it's benefits...
Wild mushroom pickers in the Czech republic say prostitutes are offering them oral sex in the woods. They're apparently offering blowjobs for £6 a time behind trees in north Bohemia's woodland.
Mushroom picking is one the Czech Republic's favourite national pastimes with families spending days looking for the species boletus edulis (the penny bun).
One mushroom picker told the Czech tabloid Blesk: "My husband was picking mushrooms in a forest and out jumped this old woman asking him if he wanted a blow job from the younger woman accompanying her - for £6.
"My husband didn't take up their offer."
She says the prostitutes refused to give up and tried their luck with other mushroom pickers.
No-one has complained to police, the paper says.
LOL! You've gotta wonder how many of those guys would have been enjoying outdoor blow jobs if their wives weren't around. After all... it sure beats picking mushrooms!
Posted: Friday 23rd January 2004, 6:45 PM