"Stuey" from Monterey sent in this marriage conundrum...
Q. Why is getting married like a pack of cards?
A. Because you need a heart to love her, a diamond to marry her, a club to kill her and a spade to bury her.
I can hear "Stuey's" wife running for the door now LOL!
Posted: Sunday 25th January 2004, 5:31 PM