Have you heard about "The Pirate Blowjob"? This is when you're getting a blowjob from your girlfriend / wife / lover and when you come you ejaculate in her eye and then kick her in the shin.
The result is the woman squinting through one eye and hopping up and down on one foot, holding her leg and screaming, "Arrrgh!"
Try it and let me know the result! 
Posted: Friday 7th January 2005, 2:32 PM
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