An asian man and a Filipino maid who were caught enjoying oral sex on the staircase of a Singaporean high-rise complex were each fined $303 after being caught in the act.
A magistrate's court heard that the pair met at a dance and later went out for dinner.
Afterward, they went to the third-level staircase of the hotel housing the restaurant, but caused such a noise that a guard went to investigate, foiling the Filipino fellatio (sorry, but I really like the way that rolls off the tongue!)
The maximum punishment for indecent behaviour in Singapore is a $609 fine or one month in jail.
That's little more than I'd be willing to pay for an Asian blowjob! 
Posted: Sunday 9th January 2005, 4:31 PM
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