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Asian Turtle Lover Exposed

OK, while I usually rant about blowjobs, oral sex, fellatio, giving head, sucking cock or swallowing cum I just couldn't let this one pass even though it has absolutely nothing to do with the aforementioned obsession.

A 60 year-old Asian man pretended to be a hunchback to smuggle his pet turtle on to a plane. He strapped the turtle to his back before boarding the plane to the Chinese city of Chongqing.

He got through security but was then stopped by a guard who thought his hump looked odd. A quick search uncovered the turtle which had a 20cm diameter and weighed about 5kg.

The man, who was flying home to Chongqing after eight years in Guangzhou, said he knew he was not allowed to take live animals on board but he was too attached to his turtle to leave it behind.

On a bright note, he was allowed to change planes as long as he checked the pet in as baggage.

Ain't that sweet

Posted: Tuesday 9th August 2005, 4:57 PM