Penis Raise
It has come to my attention that The Penis has applied for a raise. Here is its application letter...
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
- I do physical labour.
- I work at great depths.
- I plunge head first into everything I do.
- I do not get weekends or public holidays off. (In fact holidays and weekends is when I toil the most.)
- I work in a damp, smelly environment.
- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
- I work in extremely high temperatures.
...and here is "Management's" reply
Dear Penis
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
- You do not work 8 hours straight.
- You fall asleep after brief work periods.
- You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
- You do not show initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. - You will retire well before you are 65.
- You are rarely able to work double shifts.
- You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
- As if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Posted: Tuesday 19th July 2005, 7:13 PM
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