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2004 - Year Of The Blowjob

AT least that what the year SHOULD be! Much better than "Year of the Elderly" or "Year of the Century" etc.

I'm just about to head out and do some serious partying... all things going well I should start the new year off with a bang - although a blowjob would be just fine ;)

Enjoy YOUR celebrations tonight and I'll see you again next year at the Blowjob Blog :-)

Posted: Wednesday 31st December 2003, 5:39 PM

New Year Blow Jobs

Well it's just one more day until the big night out. I guess we're all hoping for New Year blow jobs and chances are at least SOME of us will get lucky. If you do... you know where to send the story.

I've got a couple of great Christmas blowjob stories sent in by the Blowjob Blogs readers and I'll be posting them here early in the new year.

I might even run a blow job story competition to see who can come up with the best oral sex escapade ;)

Posted: Tuesday 30th December 2003, 7:20 PM

Oral Japanese Women

More power to the blowjob from the ladies of the far east! It appears that Japanese women have been sexually liberated! The craze for devouring sex manuals in recent years has turned the once blushing violets into floating flowers perennially searching for a suitable stalk, according to Spa!, a magazine which delves into what women think are their killer bedroom techniques.

After receiving responses from more than 1,000 Japanese women aged in their 20's and 30's in a survey asking them what constitutes "average" sexuality, over 70% said they had complete confidence in at least one move that would drive a guy crazy.

Some of those moves proved to be quite a mouthful.

"I fill my mouth with saliva, then cover his entire member and make loud, squelching sounds as my head moves up and down while performing fellatio," a 24-year-old glassmaker explained.

Other methods were real eye-openers.

"During oral sex, really grinding my neck and making sure I lock eyes with him while I'm sucking his cock seems to drive him wild," a 30-year-old website designer says.

Fellatio techniques accounted for a majority of the approaches the Japanese women adopted to get guys teary-eyed, with some offering graphic descriptions of their oral skills explaining how they used mainly their tongues to lick any suggestions that a partner may find them boring.

You go girls! Spread the word... BLOWJOBS RULE!

Now I'll have to track down Jeff (see weblog from earlier this month) and pester him to write up some of his asian sexual experiences. Hopefully he's got some Japanese oral sex secrets to share with us ;)

Posted: Monday 29th December 2003, 5:49 PM

Backseat Blowjob

Having had so much fun on Christmas night I thought I'd go around to Erin's place and see what she was up to ;) As luck would have it she was heading over to her friend Christie's house for a swim. I offered to drive her as I felt like a swim too.

When we got there Christie had left a note on the door saying "Back at 2" - another half hour away! Now Christie looks HOT in a bikini and I've dreamt about what she'd look like OUT of a bikini on more than one occasion... so I suggested we wait around for her to get back.

I parked the car in her driveway under the shade of a big oak tree and turned on some "mood" music... The combination of Jimmy Barnes's "Soul Deep" and the sight of Erin in her bikini had "little head" ready for action. Fortunately Erin was in a playful mood and suggested we retire to the backseat to avoid the gearshift (I love driving manual cars but they do have their drawbacks, but hey, that's what back seats are for!)

After a little kissing and rubbing I was harder than a university entrance exam. Erin noticed a small wet spot on her bikini bottoms between her parted thighs and slipped them off to avoid soaking them completely.

The sight of her smooth shaved pussy glistening in the filtered light sent me over the top. I bent my head down and helped myself to a faceful of smooth, damp pussy. Erin swung around on the backseat, placing one foot on the headrest of the front seat and the other on the back parcel shelf with her face under my crotch. We both dined like we hadn't eaten for days...

I was enjoying my backseat blowjob so much that I hardly recognised Christie's voice laughing and telling us to "Get A Room!" - DAMN! She'd come back earlier than expected and caught us hard at it! Unfortunately I don't have the pleasure of reporting that she joined in the action... that will have to remain as one of my fantasies - for now ;)

Posted: Sunday 28th December 2003, 9:37 PM

I Love Christmas!

OOoooo.... my head hurts.... I think I ate something that disagreed with me ;)

Had a hoot of a day yesterday :) Except for the start of my journey when the car had a flat battery... Ate well (lobster, prawns and fresh fruit), swam, drank one or two ales, enjoyed a great birthday celebration with my sister, and still got home in time to ring a few out of town friends to wish them a merrrryyy Christmas. the day ended in the best possible way when Erin came over to swap presents :)

Santa was very kind... lots of DVD's and clothes, some chocolate, beer, spirits and assorted bits and pieces.

Today is relaxation day... test match cricket between Australia and India, ham and eggs on the BBQ...

Enjoy what's left of the day!! I'm going to cook breakfast now :)

Posted: Friday 26th December 2003, 10:16 AM

Merry Blowjob Christmas

Well, that's me for the day. I'm off for some last minute shopping then into full Christmas Eve party mode (apparently you MUST buy chocolates for women at Christmas!). We have a party tonight, tomorrow will be a huge day with family, full Christmas festivities, followed by a relaxing Boxing Day with friends watching the cricket test match between Australia and India.

All the best to everyone here. Have fun, stay safe and enjoy your Christmas celebrations, however and wherever they may be.

And may everyone get or give a blowjob for Christmas :)

Posted: Wednesday 24th December 2003, 11:02 AM

Oral Sex Christmas

I've had a bit of a think about it and I decided that the best present I could give Erin in return for her generous gift is to return the favor! It looks like being an oral sex Christmas for me, though the fact that Erin has one of the smoothest shaved pussies I've ever eaten makes the joy of giving an even MORE pleasureable experience! :)

Posted: Tuesday 23rd December 2003, 6:12 PM

Cocksucking Christmas Present

Woohoo! I just found out ONE of my Christmas presents! I've been promised "the best cocksucking Christmas present I've ever had" by a girl friend of mine, Erin. Note I said "girl friend" as opposed to "girlfriend". She's a girl and a friend and occasionally we sleep together in a no-strings-attached kind of way. We've known each other for years and even dated for a while but we both like to party and it didn't feel right to be with each other with one eye looking out for someone else. I hope you know what I mean...

Anyway, Erin's given me advance warning of what to expect for Christmas and I CAN"T WAIT! :)

Posted: Monday 22nd December 2003, 3:02 PM

Blowjob Xmas Present

Well it's just a few more days and Christmas will be upon us in all it's glory. Seeing as how I'm not Santa and I can't send out a present for each and every one of you, I've got the next best thing... a blowjob Xmas present in the form of a few of my favorite free oral sex movie galleries... Enjoy!

Now don't spend all Xmas surfing the net, spend some time with your friends and family and remember that people are what make the 'net so great, not machines. And if you're lucky enough to have your knob gobbled at Christmas time, write in and tell us all (we're really good at keeping secrets!)

Posted: Sunday 21st December 2003, 5:41 PM

The Truth Unchained

Truth and old age can be so funny sometimes...

"Impotence in old age has not been a great loss. It's like being unchained from a lunatic".

Jazz Singer George Melly, aged 77...

Now, I'm in no hurry to unchain myself from "Little Head" but I can certainly understand George's point of view. There are times when I've wondered "How the hell did I get myself into this"... only to realise that I was thinking with the wrong head at the time ;)

Posted: Saturday 20th December 2003, 2:05 PM

Bo Derek Playboy

I'll be blowed! I just read that a copy of the 1980 Playboy magazine featuring Bo Derek has just been sold at auction for $11,950 at Christie's auction house!

I can almost hear the Blowjob Blogs readers rustling through their cupboards and under their beds looking for a copy that doesn't have the pages stuck together ;)

Posted: Friday 19th December 2003, 7:22 PM

Porn Star Amber Lynn

One of the Blowjob Blogs favorite porn stars, Amber Lynn, has been diagnosed with a tumor the size of a fist in her uterus. "It seems to be in its chronic stages and is getting worse," she said. Since it was diagnosed, she's had more physical problems and needs to go in for the operation ASAP. Because she wants to spend Christmas with her family, she's put off the operation until the 26th. of December. "Wish me luck and say a prayer for me."

One of the best porn movies she ever starred in was "American Cocksucking Championships #7" with another hot porn star, Taylor St. Claire. They go at huge, giant cocks from all angles and sides. Loads of deep-throating, spitting, gagging, and 3 cocks in the mouth at the same time!

For anyone who'd like to see this famous porn star in action here's a link to her DVD movies.

An Amber Lynn DVD would make a great Christmas present!

Anyway, here's wishing Amber all the best for her post-Christmas operation and for a speedy recovery.

Posted: Thursday 18th December 2003, 7:38 PM

Looking For Paris

I've been getting so much hotmail spam sent to my hotmail.com account offering me the Paris Hilton video (I'm having trouble finding a free porn site with the REAL paris hilton video). Anyway, I downloaded a free movie using kazaa lite but the woman in the video clip had brown pussy hair and big boobs! The last time I looked paris had a shaved pussy and small boobs!

After trying the search engines, yahoo (yahoo.com), ask jeeves and google, I ended up looking on ebay.com and found they have the most sublime directory of Christmas presents. (I'm easily distracted!). Their range of stuff is more than Walmart and amazon.com put together and the prices definately are "best buy"! I ended up getting sidetracked from my search for "THE VIDEO" and bought myself a book of sex jokes (no prizes for guessing what you'll be seeing more of here at the Blowjob Blog!), as well as couple of nude playboy calendars. I thought it was against ebay policy for porn items to be sold on ebay.com but I also found someone selling books with xxx sex stories, a literotica sex dictionary and lyrics to some pretty explicit songs about incest and the milf phenomenon. For others, I also found some games, lingerie, health books, some mapquest weather maps and music cd's which were all heaps cheaper than if you bought them from a regular store.

I am, however, STILL looking for the Paris Hilton Sex Video though... let me know if you find it first ;)

Posted: Wednesday 17th December 2003, 9:52 PM

Try A Mature Blowjob

One of the first blowjobs I ever received off a mature woman was when I was involved in the CB radio scene. I'd met "Carmel" on the airwaves and after chatting with her a few times, I arranged for an "eyeball", (when you meet face to face), down at the local beach carpark.

I didn't know what she looked like but she sure sounded sexy. I'd guessed her to be in her late 20's by the way she talked and joked around. My mind, (with a little help from "Little Head"), had already conjured up an image of a 5 foot 6 inch, blonde-haired woman with a nice ass and large, firm breasts.

It's funny how people usually turn out different when you meet them isn't it?

Out of an old mini-minor stepped Carmel. She looked to be about 5'10", long dark hair, big ass and average sized tits (at best)! Up close she looked to be about 40, with average looks but she did have nice teeth.

After sharing a few beers and some hot talk I found out that those nice teeth fit perfectly around my cock.

And ya know, when I closed my eyes it felt just like a 5 foot 6 inch, blonde-haired woman with a nice ass and large, firm breasts was sucking my cock ;)

Posted: Tuesday 16th December 2003, 8:58 PM

Sluts Who Swallow

If you really want to see women who suck cock and swallow cum and who actually DESERVE to be called "CUM SWALLOWING SLUTS", then check out Oral Hardcore!

I know that these girls are still somebody's girlfriends, daughters, sisters or wives but when you see what they get up to I think you'll agree that they REALLY deserve the tile - Sluts Who Swallow - and it's a description they seem to wear as a badge of honor!

Posted: Monday 15th December 2003, 6:45 PM

Cum Swallowing Slut

Don't ya think it's funny that the term "cum swallowing slut" is thrown around so easily when it's used to describe a girl who sucks cock and then swallows a load of cum?

I mean, we all want our girlfriends, wives and/or lovers to swallow for us but are really improving our chances of that happening if we refer to them as cum swallowing sluts?

Just a thought...

Posted: Monday 15th December 2003, 5:56 PM

Free Blowjob Pictures

I found some great free blowjob pictures over the weekend with a babe who actually looks like she's enjoying giving her boyfriend a blowjob and not just doing it to make him happy. The fact that she wears a load of the gooey stuff makes it even better ;)

Posted: Sunday 14th December 2003, 6:34 PM

Toothless Blowjobs

"Horace" from Vancouver emailed me to let me know that best way to avoid the possibility of yesterday's Blowjob Blog subject was to make sure you only let women with no teeth suck your cock!

While toothless blowjobs may seem a little strange, (I'm damn sure most women wouldn't have their teeth pulled just so they can give you risk-free oral sex pleasure), Horace's idea does have it's merits.

If you give it a bit of thought, you'll find that a lot of older women don't have their natural teeth and instead have dentures! All you have to do is find a sexy mature woman with removable teeth and you can have all the toothless blowjobs your cock can handle!

Posted: Saturday 13th December 2003, 4:11 PM

The Danger Of Blowjobs

I just watched a TV show about things that can go wrong during sex... I almost wish I hadn't!

There one case where a guy was getting a blowjob from his girlfriend when she suddenly hit her toe on the bed. She reacted violently and bit down hard on his cock... you can imagine the damage! He sped off to hospital in his car but was pulled over by a cop. (Is this guy unlucky, or what?) When he eventually arrived he had to have stitches, as well as a tube inserted DOWN through the end of his cock, so he could pee during the night.

Then there was one about a guy who was frying pancakes while his girlfriend was giving him a blowjob. The pancake started to burn so he tosses it to flip it over, the pancake misses the pan on its way down and lands on her bare shoulder/neck burning her. She bites down on his cock and doesn't let go, he's in agony so he hits her on the head with the frying pan to make her let go, knocks her out, and he has to get 7 stitches!

Man, I've had blowjobs that have left me feeling a little "raw" but I've never felt in danger of losing my most prized possession!

Posted: Friday 12th December 2003, 6:55 PM

Teen Blow Job

"Sharkster" from Durban sent in this great teen blow job joke. I actually lauged out loud when I read it :)

A priest is hearing the confession of one of his parishioners, a 44 year old man who rarely goes to church.

"I'm glad you decided to come and see me Tony", welcomed the priest.

"Oh, I HAD to come Father", Tony replies, "You see I just got the best blow job I've ever had from a sexy teen beauty so I thoight I'd better come and tell you about it" he explained.

"When you say "teen", how old do you mean Tony?" asked the priest.

"She was eighteen father, almost nineteen as she told me it was her birthday next week" replied Tony.

"OK... so, was she married?" asked the priest.

"No, she was single Father as there was no ring on her finger".

"OK... was she a family member or a friend of the family?" queried the priest.

"No Father, she was a complete stranger" responded Tony.

"OK... well if the girl who gave you the blow job was over 18, unmarried and not related to you why are you telling me about this Tony?"

"I'm telling EVERYONE Father!!" grinned Tony.

How many people would YOU tell?! ;)

Posted: Thursday 11th December 2003, 6:36 PM

Paris Hilton Porn Star

Seems that the video of Paris Hilton sucking Rick Solomon's cock has helped to make her a non porn star!

Fox is so happy with the runaway success of her riches-to-rags reality TV show "The Simple Life," it now wants her to star in another reality show. The word is that she could get up to $US3 million for her next TV show!

Yet more proof of the power of the blowjob! BTW... I still think she could make it as a porn star with a little coaching and LOTS of practice ;)

Posted: Wednesday 10th December 2003, 8:24 PM

Oral Sex Teachers

There's been a few stories in the news lately about Exeter University in the UK. It appears they're teaching a sex education course called "A Pause" that teaches the benefits of oral sex in lieu of intercourse.

I can only imagine how many times these oral sex teachers are asked by their students if they can stay back for extra tuition!

"Excuse me Miss but I'm still not sure about how to give a blowjob. Could you show me one more time?" LOL

Posted: Wednesday 10th December 2003, 4:36 PM

Caught Sucking Cock

Oh Oh! Janelle and I were called into the bosses office at work today. Seems someone saw our Christmas party antics in the restaurant carpark and told the boss. After chewing us out about "unprofessional behaviour" he let us off with a stern warning that conduct like that won't be tolerated in the future.

Janelle cracked me up later when she said the next time she was caught sucking cock she'd have to make sure it was the boss she was blowing at the time!

Posted: Tuesday 9th December 2003, 7:29 PM

Cocksucking Asian Girls

A friend recently returned from Hong Kong where he'd been living for the last 2 years. We went out and shared a few beers so we could catch up on each others lives and Jeff got around to telling me a few stories about his sex life in Asia. When I told him about the Blowjob Blog he told me that when it comes to blowjobs, no girl he'd ever been with could match the skills of the cocksucking asian girls he'd met on his travels.

He's promised to send in a few stories soon, so for anyone who's got a thing for sexy young asians, stay tuned for some juicy cocksucking stories featuring girls from the far east.

Posted: Monday 8th December 2003, 7:51 PM

Blowjob Virgin

"Bro42" from Nova Scotia sent this rib tickler into the Blowjob Blog...

A young man walks into a bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires.
"I want 6 shots of cheap whiskey," responded the young man.
"6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?"
"Yeah, my first blowjob."
"Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house."
"No offense pal, but if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

"Bro42" assures me HE wasn't the blowjob virgin in the story ;)

No worries "Bro"... WE BELIEVE YOU ;)

Posted: Sunday 7th December 2003, 5:58 PM

Christmas Party Blowjob

I went out last night for my work Christmas party at a local restaurant which has an awesome Australian themed menu. Janelle (a sexy older woman from the sales and marketing dept.) dared me to eat what she was going to have... a meal of... Kangaroo, Emu, Barramundi, Yabbies and Crocodile!

Seeing as how I'd had a beer or two at the bar before looking at the menu, I agreed but suggested to Janelle that if I ate what she wanted me to eat she'd have to eat what *I* wanted *her* to eat for dessert, and that I hoped she liked it HOT! She just grinned and said that she'd be sure to save some space as she LOVED hot desserts.

ALL RIGHT! The deal was set. This Christmas party was starting to look promising.

When dinner came it was an odd looking assortment. The only thing I recognised on the plate was a potato but a deal was a deal and I tucked into what turned out to be a delicious combination of native Australian "tucker".

Janelle had already finished hers and headed up to the bar to get us a couple of beers. I joined her at the end of the bar and chatted mindlessly while thinking of a "cool" way to remind her of our deal.

NOT NECESSARY! Janelle cut me off halfway through a sentence with "I'm ready for my dessert now... let's go outside".

Three minutes later I was enjoying a very merry Christmas party blowjob while leaning up against the CEO's car.

Janelle didn't lie either... she really did enjoy hot desserts ;)

Posted: Saturday 6th December 2003, 8:32 PM

Fellatio Facts

A fellatrice is a woman, often a prostitute, who specialises in the art of fellatio. Cleopatra has been described as the "most famous free-love fellatrice of the ancient world" and is said to have performed fellatio on a thousand men.

Maybe this is why the Greeks chose to call her Merichane (Gaper) - meaning "she who gapes wide for ten thousand men; the wide-mouthed one; the ten-thousand mouthed woman."

Cleopatra was also known as Cheilon (Thick-Lipped). It was said that she fellated a hundred Roman noblemen in one night.

Which is why Cleo gets the Blowjob Blog's award for oral excellence! Way to go Cleo!!

Posted: Friday 5th December 2003, 6:47 PM

Blow Job Bliss

Here's a tip girls... Not only is the blow job the perfect gift, it can also be the quickest way to get your man in a better mood.

Ever noticed how he's always grumpy when you have your period? Well, that's because men think about sex a LOT more than women do. He wants sex - you have your period - he wants sex anyway... Give him a blow job and he'll be happier than a dog with three dicks.

"If you must give sex a miss, give your man blow job bliss"

Posted: Thursday 4th December 2003, 2:44 PM

Cocksucking Bridesmaid

A few years ago, just before Christmas, one of my friends got married to a lovely girl from New Zealand. I was invited to the wedding and the reception that followed and I ended up staying the night at the bride's house (no... this is NOT going to turn into a threesome with the bride and groom LOL).

I was pleased to discover there were 4 bridesmaids (sisters) who were also spending the night as the older of the girls, Kate, had been pretty friendly with me during the reception, dancing a little too close and bending down when she knew I was looking to reveal a tempting cleavage covered in a lacy, see-through bra.

By the time we got back to the house we were all pretty tanked and headed off to our respective sleeping quarters. I ended up on a fold-up bed in the back room of the house while the girls shared the two bedrooms.

I woke during the night needing to pee badly so I navigated my way silently through the house to the bathroom. I was just about to drop my boxers when the door behind me opened and in walked Kate, wearing nothing more than a tiny pair of red panties.

She held a finger up to her pursed lips and closed the door behind her, never taking her eyes off the bulge caused by my need-to-pee swollen cock. Walking over to where I was standing, Kate reached out and stroked my ever hardening cock through the stretched fabric of my boxer shorts.

I reached out and caressed her breasts, rubbing my thumb over the stiff nipples before pulling her close and kissing her hard. Kate's tongue was hot and wet and I started to wonder what her pussy would be like. I slid my hand around from where it had been feeling her ass and was just about to slide it down the front of her panties when she said the magic word... "Period".

Fuck it! I thought I was in. She must have known what I was thinking as she smiled and slid one hand inside my shorts, starting a slow pumping motion. I let out a groan and she again put her finger to her lips. "Shhh..."

I shut the fuck up and let her do her magic. After a couple of minutes of her "handiwork" I was harder than a university entrance exam. I wanted to pee and I wanted to cum.

When she dropped to her knees and slid off my boxers I knew what she wanted me to do!

Her mouth engulfed the head and then the shaft as she slid her lips over the length of my cock while at the same time pumping with her hand. The feeling was overwhelming.

I was ready to cum and Kate must have sensed that as she quickened her pace until I let out one last moan before the unstoppable happened. Kate pulled my cock from her mouth and jerked it over her tits before finally standing and placing the pulsating head inside her panties where I squirted the last gobs of sticky cum.

My knees went weak so I sat on the edge of the bath, my cock still fully erect and pained by the urgent need to pee. I remained that way for several minutes, long after Kate left the bathroom. When I finally did pee it was a painful relief which lasted for what seemed like minutes. When I finished I returned silently to bed not knowing which bedroom my cocksucking bridesmaid had disappeared into.

When I woke the following morning, unaware of the departure of the bridesmaids, the first thing I noticed was a tiny pair of red panties on the bedside table... damp red panties.

Posted: Wednesday 3rd December 2003, 6:59 PM

Gay Blow Job

Adrian from Ireland dropped me a line to say hi and he even offered to give me my first gay blow job if I ever visited his country!

I had to politely decline as I don't swing that way but it's great to see that blowjobs are appreciated by horny men on "both sides of the fence".

Adrian also sent me a link to his favorite gay blow job site, BOY FOR BOY, which I thought I'd pass on so you can make up your own mind, regardless of whether you're straight, gay, bisexual or just curious.

After all, you know that variety IS the spice of life!

Posted: Tuesday 2nd December 2003, 7:02 PM

Blowjob Movie Gallery

Almost forgot! Just so you get off to the best possible start for the month... here's an early Christmas present for you.... A free blowjob movie gallery. Merry Christmas!

Posted: Monday 1st December 2003, 9:44 PM

Christmas is Coming

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas....

We just finished putting the Christmas tree up and decorating the house with tinsel and reindeer, now all we need is for Santa to fill in the space underneath the tree!

Best wishes to everyone for the great month ahead!

Posted: Monday 1st December 2003, 9:26 PM