
Blowjob Blog December 2005 Archives.

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Happy New Year

We're just starting our new years eve celebrations and looking forward to a great 2006. This year has been a blast and I'm really looking forward to an even better time next year.

Best wishes to everyone for a SUPER new years eve and the very, very best for 2006 Happy New Year blowjob bloggers!

Posted: Saturday 31st December 2005, 7:36 PM

Merry Christmas To All

It's been a busy time for me lately with our visitors from overseas. We're just about to sit down together for Christmas Dinner so I thought I'd wish all of you the very best of Christmas fun and hope you enjoy some quality time with friends and family (and blowjobs to all!). MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Posted: Sunday 25th December 2005, 6:16 PM

Group Sex Party Brings Vikings Undone

A couple of months ago I wrote about how a group sex party involving Minnesota Vikings players had caused a big fuss in the Lake Minnetonka area. (see Vikings Group Sex Romp) The players had reportedly engaged in lurid sex acts with women on two charter boats.

After more than 300 hours of investigation, authorities have filed charges of indecent conduct, disorderly conduct and lewd and lascivious conduct against quarterback Daunte Culpepper, tackle Bryant McKinnie, running back Moe Williams and cornerback Fred Smoot.

According to court documents, the players fondled naked women during lap dances, engaged in oral sex and used sex toys on women.

Among the allegations:

• Witnesses reported that they saw McKinnie "pick up a naked woman, place her on the bar in the lounge area, and commence to perform oral sex on the woman." At a different time in the evening, the witnesses said they saw "Mr. McKinnie along with three other unidentified males receiving oral sex from four women while the men were seated in deck chairs on the boat."

An exotic dancer from Atlanta who said she was on one of the boats said in an interview that she was paid $500 to attend the party.

So where's the crime??? No-one was there against their will and the charges don't include anything involving non-consensual sex.

Don't the police have better things to do? Vikings group sex party

Posted: Sunday 18th December 2005, 4:44 PM

Teen Blowjobs At School

I know teens are taking to blowjobs like never before but three high school students in Jacksonville are facing criminal charges after a teacher caught two of them engaged in oral sex in the classroom - DURING CLASS!

Apparently a male student paid a girl in his class to give another boy a blowjob under a table in a large class full of students, where the teacher had limited visibility. Teen blowjobs at school

The three teens have since been assigned to alternative schools.

Posted: Thursday 15th December 2005, 5:30 PM

Girls Giving Head Jobs

"MissGuided" emailed me with her pet peeve about giving head jobs. She writes...

"What really fucking annoys me is when guys insist on pushing a girl's head down to their cock.

Guys, this may come as a shock, but we girls know where your cock is! So, please be advised that putting your hands on a girl's head and trying to direct her down to your crotch is not only obnoxious but degrading.

We know where your penis is and, if we feel like paying it a visit, we'll find it all on our own without any directions from you."

Point taken. It gives a whole new meaning to "hands-free blowjobs" doesn't it! I love to watch girls giving head - to ME!

Posted: Monday 12th December 2005, 5:17 PM

Oral Sex School Magazine Article

I just read about a report on WRTV-TV in Indianapolis, that says things are heating up in Columbus following the publication of an article on oral sex in a school magazine. The article included the definition of oral sex and statistics about its popularity and use amongst teens.

The four page article was written entirely by teenage students with one saying "More students have talked about that article than anything else the paper has ever written."

One local resident is calling for the person responsible for allowing the publication of the article to be sacked, but the school principal said it was an important topic for students that needed to be discussed.

Three cheers for the school principal and common sense. Oral sex is an important issue for teens

Posted: Saturday 10th December 2005, 2:38 PM

Blowjob Technique

Why is it that I continue to hear stories from guys who say their girlfriends have "a lousy blowjob technique"? Or even worse, that they've given up trying to get good head all together.

If you're a guy who's ever winced, yawned, rolled your eyes, waited for it to be over or fallen asleep while a girl's sucking your cock, the following guide to enjoying great oral sex is dedicated to you.

First and foremost, each guy's blowjob preferences are unique. Now, since everybody likes something different, it's impossible for a girl to know instinctively exactly what you want. If you expect her to just know, it's NOT going to be great. It's not a matter of the girl being bad at it... It's a matter of YOU being a bad communicator.

Think about it... if you don't tell her what you want, how you want it and when you want it, how's she going to know?

Have you ever hear of the dog-training manual "There Are No Bad Dogs, Only Bad Owners"? The same holds true for blowjobs. There is no bad blowjob, only bad communicators. If you don't like the way things are going, then say something! Say "harder", "softer", "faster", "slower" or whatever it is you want.

When she does get it right, give her some encouragement, a moan a groan, a smile, whatever... just so she knows she's on the right track.

If you don't really know what you like, ask her to experiment until she finds something that makes you feel good.

I know that some of you guys find it painful to even think about having to say what you want to a girl. GET OVER IT, or get yourself a big jar of hand lotion.

If you're not willing to tell a woman that you want her to lick your balls then you don't deserve her tongue at all.

Of course there's always the possibility that you'll get a girl who refuses to change her blowjob technique, or one that refuses to give head altogether. For this, I recommend a hot oral sex session with a different girl. Repeat as often as needed. Improve YOUR blowjob technique

Posted: Wednesday 7th December 2005, 5:24 PM

Underwater Blowjobs

While you might get a laugh out of the previous web log, one of the most dangerous blowjobs, to perform at least, is the underwater blowjob... for obvious reasons. What makes the whole process dangerous as opposed to just plain difficult is the receiver! As enjoyment levels rise it becomes increasingly more tempting to hold the givers head underwater to "finish the job".

Guys, if you find yourself being tempted in this situation, ask yourself one simple question. "Do I really want a dead girl on the end of my dick?" Underwater blowjobs

Posted: Sunday 4th December 2005, 11:20 AM

Underwater Blow Jobs

Authorities in Belgium launched a rescue operation after a couple were spotted "struggling"' in the sea - only to find they were having sex.

The alert was raised after a man from De Panne spotted the couple with his binoculars and contacted the coastguard, saying the woman was having trouble keeping her head above water.

A Sea King rescue helicopter, a lifeboat and local police officers were all drafted in to help the couple.

But when the two swimmers were finally "rescued" they complained there was nothing wrong with them and they had never been in any danger.

Apparantly the 23-year-old girl had been demonstrating her oral sex skills by giving her man an underwater blow job. Have YOU had and underwater blow job?

Posted: Saturday 3rd December 2005, 3:26 PM

Christmas Blowjobs

Ahh, 'tis the season to be jolly... so Christmas blowjobs all round would be my season's wish for all. Best wishes for Christmas blowjobs!

I've got a busy Christmas planned as my parents have friends from overseas arriving tomorrow and I'll be helping show them around and being hospitable. Unfortunately they're not the partying type - at least not MY kind of partying LOL!