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How To Impress Women

The email program worked overtime after yesterday's post but one little item sent in by "HeadScratcher" really caught my eye. How true is this fellas?

Finally a comprehensive list of how to impress the opposite sex!

★ HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN ★

• Compliment her.
• Love her.
• Hold her.
• Protect her.
• Hug her.
• Spend money on her.
• Respect her.
• Support her.
• Listen to her.
• Care for her.
• Stroke her.
• Humour her.
• Tease her.
• Honor her.
• Stand by her.
• Kiss her.
• Wine and dine her.
• Cuddle her.
• Comfort her.
• Buy things for her.
• Caress her.

★ HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN ★

• Show up naked. Bring beer.

Posted: Thursday 5th August 2004, 7:23 PM