A guy goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, I've got a red ring around my cock, have you got anything for it?"
The doctor says "OK, drop your pants."
The guy drops his pants, the doctor has a look and tells him to use laundry detergent.
"Laundry detergent?!" questions the guy. "Why laundry detergent?"
"It's lipstick" replied the doctor. 
Posted: Saturday 28th August 2004, 11:44 AM
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