"MissGuided" emailed me with her pet peeve about giving head jobs. She writes...
"What really fucking annoys me is when guys insist on pushing a girl's head down to their cock.
Guys, this may come as a shock, but we girls know where your cock is! So, please be advised that putting your hands on a girl's head and trying to direct her down to your crotch is not only obnoxious but degrading.
We know where your penis is and, if we feel like paying it a visit, we'll find it all on our own without any directions from you."
Point taken. It gives a whole new meaning to "hands-free blowjobs" doesn't it! 
Posted: Monday 12th December 2005, 5:17 PM