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Sexy Roommates

Jason invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Jason's roommate Rebecca was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Jason and Rebecca, and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Jason and Rebecca than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Jason volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Rebecca and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Rebecca came to Jason and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I can't find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

Jason said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter and ask just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote, "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you DID take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you DIDN'T take a gravy ladle... but the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

A few days later, Jason received a letter from his mother which read, "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you DO sleep with Rebecca, and I'm not saying that you DON'T sleep with Rebecca... but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now."

Posted: Monday 17th May 2004, 6:33 PM