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Leap Year Lovers

You've gotta love leap years don't ya! One extra day where you get to enjoy you're favorite woman (or man, in Adrian's case).

I think I'll make my motto for 2004... "Leap on your lover for a little leap year lovin'" :)

Posted: Sunday 29th February 2004, 6:17 PM

Old Age Idiocy

Do we really get more stupid as we get older? Over the last few weeks my father's been in and out of hospital having a knee replacement. The operation was a success and his doctor gave him instructions on what to do and what not to do while he was recovering.

I get a phone call today to tell me he's popped his new knee out of it's socket after trying to do some gardening...

I hope stupidity isn't hereditary...

Posted: Saturday 28th February 2004, 11:43 AM

Paris Hilton Sex Video

At long last I've found somewhere that has the FULL Paris Hilton sex video. Unlike the other grainy clips I've seen, Trust Fund Girls has the ORIGINAL tape with over 37 minutes of high quality, hardcore footage showing the hotel heiress in all her glory pleasuring Rick Salomon.

In the now infamous celebrity sex tape Paris sucks and she fucks in a sexual display that Pamela Anderson would be proud of!

Sure beats a night out at the movies!

Get it for yourself!

Posted: Friday 27th February 2004, 7:25 PM

Mature Memories

It was a bit sad at work today. Janelle, the sexy older woman from the sales and marketing dept (see Christmas Party Blowjob for a reminder of Janelle's special talents), told me she's leaving at the end of next month :(

Damn... there goes any hope of a repeat of our GREAT work Christmas party last year. On the bright side she's still going to be working locally, just for a different company in the website design business.

I can only imagine what plans she has in store for the young men over there. I'm betting she'll blow the competition away as only a mature woman can ;)

Posted: Thursday 26th February 2004, 6:18 PM

Eat This!

Hey, if you've got any leftover Chicken paprika from yesterday's recipe it makes a GREAT sandwich! I like to add a little lettuce and tomato with a dash of salt and pepper. Deeelicious! Just had mine for lunch :)

Posted: Wednesday 25th February 2004, 1:17 PM

Hot and Tasty

Stacy came over for dinner and a movie last night now that my eyes are fully recovered. I cooked up a hot and tasty chicken paprika from a recipe given to me by my friend "Big Bear". It uses Hungarian Paprika, a mild, sweet tasting paprika which gives the chicken a fantastic taste and aroma.

Anyway I thought I'd share the recipe with you...

For two people one large chicken breast is more than enough. You'll also need salt, pepper, flour, unsalted sweet cream butter, sweet onion, paprika, sour cream and a handful of small sliced mushrooms.

Slice and dice the onion and sautee in butter. Use low to medium heat so that the butter and onions do not burn. It takes a while so be patient. The onions are done when they are soft and transluscent. Set aside the onions. You'll add them back into the pan later.

Take a paper or plastic bag and put some flour, salt, and pepper in it. Add the chicken to the bag. Close the bag and shakee it so the chicken is completely covered in flour.

Add more butter to the frying pan and sautee the chicken until it turns a nice light brown color. Keep an eye on it and stir frequently. The flour coating will absorb some of the butter. Add more butter as necessary.

When the chicken is ready add the sauteed onions, the mushrooms, a heaped teaspoon of paprika and half a cup of water. Stir, set the heat to low and let simmer for a half hour or so. The liquid will reduce to a sauce like consistency. Add more water a little at a time if the sauce gets too thick.

Remove the frying pan from the stove and let it stand for a minute. Add one cup sour cream and stir. Sprinkle more paprika on top but don't stir it in. I usually serve it on a bed of extra wide noodles but you could also use rice.

Follow this up with a nice glass of wine, a long, slow blowjob and a liberal serving of smooth shaved pussy for dessert and you have the perfect menu for a great night in :)

Posted: Tuesday 24th February 2004, 8:24 PM

Blowjob Plan Backfires

Our gay Irish friend "Adrian" dropped me another email this morning with this gem...

Two guys wanted to go out drinking, but they only had a couple dollars. One of them devised a plan where he'd buy a hot dog and put it in his pants. Then they'd go into the bars, get their drinks, and when the bartender demands payment he'd pull out the hot dog and his friend will drop to his knees and start sucking it. The man figured that the bartender would throw them out without them having to pay for their drinks.

Seven bars later the two men were pretty drunk. The guy who'd been dropping to his knees to suck on the hot dog said "Damn, my knees are killing me." The other guy said "How do you think I feel? I lost the hot dog three bars ago!"

Ok Adrian, was this your blowjob plan or were you the one with sore knees? :)

Posted: Monday 23rd February 2004, 7:47 PM

Amateur Sex Video

I'm planning on taking it easy today after last night's letdown. A story in this morning's paper made me laugh though...

It seems that a store in Manchester, England has launched an investigation after a woman who bought a digital movie camera discovered pornographic photos and video clips stored on its memory card.

After buying the video camera and taking some test pictures she downloaded them to her computer and found it also contained a number of explicit images of a young man and woman engaged in oral sex and several short film clips of the same couple filming themselves while having sex.

She complained and the store gave her a free camera to compensate her for the distress she had suffered.

The store assured the woman that the stars of the amateur sex video were not staff members as the woman had suspected.

I wonder if she's deleted the pictures and movie clips from her computer ;)

Posted: Sunday 22nd February 2004, 10:47 AM

I Love Bald Pussy

What a fucking disaster... It's 9.30pm on a Saturday night and I'm sitting here at home with a bottle of eye drops and bloodshot, watery eyes for company after a dinner date that went from bad to worse.

I arrived at Stacy's for a belated Valentine's Day dinner with high expectations of getting a little pussy for dessert. Jimbo (the cat) was gone but the bastard still fucked up my plans. It wasn't half an hour before my eyes started itching and swelling up. Seems that it's not the cat I'm allergic to, just his fur... which he happens to leave all over the house.

Might be time to find some bald pussy ...

Posted: Saturday 21st February 2004, 9:33 PM

Blowjob Joke

Here's a quick blowjob joke for ya....

Q: How do you know you have a high sperm count?

A: Your girlfriend chews before swallowing.

...Well *I* thought it was funny :)

Posted: Friday 20th February 2004, 5:30 PM

Belated Valentines Day

My guardian angel must be working overtime as things have worked out just right after my Valentine double trouble.

Stacy and I are getting together for a belated Valentines Day dinner at her house this Saturday night. She's arranged for Jimbo (the cat) to stay overnight at a friends house so the only pussy I'll have to worry about is the one I'm definately NOT allergic to :)

Posted: Thursday 19th February 2004, 6:02 PM

Giving Head

"Torone" from Philadelphia emailed in to say he always enjoys it when his girlfriend is giving head to him and thought he'd share his sense of humor...

A guy walks into his local bar and orders drinks for everyone, including the barman. His friends ask him what the special occasion is and he grins. "Remember last Friday, we'd all had a few too many? Well, I decided to take the shortcut home and cross the railroad tracks. Well you'll never guess what I found there... a naked woman! Stark naked and tied to the tracks!"

"What happened next?" urged his friends.

"Well, I untied her, heaved her over my shoulder and took her back to my place. Then after putting her to bed I thought she might like some company so I joined her in bed.

His friends are shocked at his luck. "Go on, go on!" they implored.

Well, we were at it ALL night... EVERY position you can think of... missionary, doggy, anal, tit fucking... the best sex I've ever had" he bragged.

"Wow", said his friends clapping him on the back saying what a lucky bastard he is. "Did you get a blowjob?" asked his best friend.

"Nah" the guy replied, "I couldn't find her head."

Hey, Torone.... is your girlfriend warm? ;)

Posted: Wednesday 18th February 2004, 4:21 PM

Japanese Blowjobs

My friend Jeff swears that this is true... (see Cocksucking Asian Girls to find out who Jeff is).

One of the top Japanese blowjob professionals working at the brothel in the Japanese town of Nagoya can predict a man's future from the taste of his cum.

She's already predicted the future of over a thousand men, leaving them more than happy, since they paid for sexual services, but also had their fortunes told.

She once told one of her clients which horse to bet on in a horse race, and he won. Another time she helped a guy to pick the girl who really loves him, and now they're happily married.

She's developed an excellent reputation all over Japan as she really knows how to gives great blowjobs and for an additonal fee she says she can give really good advice to her clients.

Because of her unique service and the growing number of clients, she's thinking about opening her own blow job fortune telling franchises across Japan.

Posted: Tuesday 17th February 2004, 5:53 PM

Give Up Porn!

This story is a bit late because I found it in the filtered messages that Email Spam Block identified as junk mail - (see Spam Email Blocker and Email Spam Blocker for my rants about unsolicited, junk email and how I manage mine), and just had to post it:

Chocolates are always nice, and a diamond necklace would be delightful. But a Dallas-based ministry thinks it has a better idea for Valentine's Day.

"Her gift for Valentines? Stop looking at porn," urge billboards put up by NetAccountability, a nonprofit software company that aims to help Christians confront the "secret sin" of pornography."

Almost 18 percent of people who called themselves born-again Christians admitted visiting Internet porn sites, according to a survey of 1,031 adults by the evangelical group Focus on the Family. They are calling on all men to stop visiting porn sites as a show of love for their spouse.

Posted: Monday 16th February 2004, 7:40 PM

My Valentine

Well my Valentine's Day went off pretty well. I managed to escape the perils caused by double dating (more by good luck than good management). I'm going to have to let "Big Head" do more thinking in future. "Little Head" doesn't seem to be interested in possible consequences... i.e. does the name "John Bobbit" ring a bell?

I took Erin out to a very nice restaurant in town and then on for a bit of dancing and romancing (well not so much romance but lots of bumping and grinding). By the time we got back to my place we both had underwear that would stick to the wall if you threw it :)

Funny enough though, Erin isn't exactly my "Valentine" as we aren't "boyfriend / girlfriend", we just get on really well and always have a good time when we go out. Neither of us really want anything more... at least for the near future ;)

I hope YOUR Valentines Day went off with a BANG too :)

Posted: Sunday 15th February 2004, 12:34 PM

Valentines Day

I love cats :) Well, actually I hate cats but this Valentines Day I love 'em.

You might remember I was in a bit of a bind because I'd sort of promised two lovely ladies my full attention on Valentine's Day (the things we do when in lust...)

Anyway... Stacy rang to tell me she wouldn't be able to go out with me this valentines day as her parents had planned a special night out and needed her to look after her younger brother. Hell, he's sixteen and built like a small tank but Stacys mom won't leave him home alone 'cause he was caught smoking and now she's worried what else he might be getting up to.

I digress... Stacy suggested instead that I come over and she'd give me something hot to eat (I wonder if she meant steak?) Just when it seemed that I was totally fucked, I remembered her cat Jimbo, a big white ball of fluff that thinks it owns the house...

I was around at Stacy's house a few weeks ago and within 10 minutes my eyes were watering. After 20 minutes my right eye was bloodshot and itching like hell. After 30 minutes it had closed completely and was watering like my Mom had died. I had to leave, visiting the medical center on the way where they diagnosed a severe reaction to cat hair. It appears I'm allergic to Jimbo :)

When I reminded Stacy of my allergy she was really disappointed... that she'd let me down! She's promised to make it up to me if I forgive her for dumping me at the last minute for Valentine's Day!

I LOVE CATS!!

Posted: Friday 13th February 2004, 6:16 PM

Cock Licking Beauty

Not much time to post today as I'm heading out the door to visit my Dad in hospital (he's having a knee reconstruction)... However, in my absence, I thought I'd leave one of my favorite pics of a cock licking beauty to keep you company...

Posted: Thursday 12th February 2004, 6:22 PM

Celebrity Porn

Seeing as how celebrities are so prone to flashing their rude bits at every opportunity... I found a site which specializes in Celebrity Porn! It's called "Mr. Skin" and I signed up for a 7-day trial membership just to see what was inside.

The first page of the site is pretty plain and really doesn't reveal a lot about what's waiting inside the members area. However it DOES have some sexy shots of Angelina Jolie, Reese Witherspoon, Christina Aguilera and Sarah Michelle Gellar in various stages of undress (but NO Janet Jackson which I'd half expected to be on the front page of a celebrity porn site).

There's a list that runs down the left hand side of the screen which shows a small example of some of the celebrities inside the site and it IS impressive.

Cameron Diaz, Nicole Kidman, Halle Berry, Jessica Alba, Salma Hayek, Alyssa Milano and Charlize Theron are all listed and are ALL favorites of mine, (I know... I'm a "celebrity slut"), and that's what prompted me to sign up.

Once you get inside the members area there's a "Directories" section, where celebrities and films are listed alphabetically. There's also a search function to let you to search by actor / actress name or film title.

After clicking on a few of the directory links and trying a few searches for specific celebrities, I have to say I was impressed at the sheer volume of content available to members. There's pretty much every actress who's ever appeared nude in a film featured here somewhere.

They have a huge selection of movie stills which are seperated into categories such as "Nudity", "Bikini", and "Sexy" as well as reviews of the actresses movies and a listing of video clips available... and they really are the BEST bits ;) AND they're downloadable, which is ALWAYS a good thing!

While the pictures are excellent quality, one criticism I have is that the quality of the video clips varies between excellent and grainy, although I suppose when you look at the technology that was used to record some of the older clips it isn't surprising. (We really are spoiled today with DVD's).

It's going to take me a LOT longer than 7 days to work my way through all of the content at Mr. Skin, and it's not going to be made any easier by the fact that the site is updated daily.

I think I'll end up taking out a monthly membership as it does appear to be worth the money. It's certainly worth the cost of the trial ;)

BEST FEATURES?

• An ENORMOUS selection of celebrity porn to choose from.
• Downloadable video clips and pictures.
• Easy site navigation.

How much, you ask?

• 7 Day Trial - $6.93 (99 cents a day)
• Monthly Membership - $39.95

Posted: Wednesday 11th February 2004, 7:37 PM

Celebrity April Fools

Look like the april fools came out early this year and they're all celebrities. We've had Janet Jackson and her Super Bowl effort, Britney Spears and her publicity stunt of a marriage, the Paris Hilton video...

Now it seems as if the major search engines, (google, ask jeeves, yahoo.com etc.), are being choked by surfers searching for the lowdown on the latest celebrity scandal.

Ebay.com is awash with people selling ring tones, song lyrics, wallpaper and even prom dresses which are "Just like - Insert Celebrity's Name Here - wore to HER prom night"! Hell, someone was even trying to sell airline tickets on a flight where they claim to have sat behind janet jackson. The games some people play...

I know that there's already far too much internet real estate being used up by these celebrities but I just had to vent at what I call "Celebrity Stupidity".

Now THAT sounds like a good name for a new game doesn't it? There'd certainly be no shortage of characters...

Posted: Tuesday 10th February 2004, 8:49 PM

Handjob Blowjob Combo

Is there anything better than when your cock's in the hands (and mouth) of an expert cocksucker? You know the type... they give the perfect handjob / blowjob combo as they coordinate the sucking of the head of your cock with a pumping, squeezing hand job lower down the shaft, (lubed up with their saliva of course). All the while she's looking up into your eyes as her spare hand gently caresses your balls and your ass as she waits for you to explode in her mouth and on her face...

Bet ya can't guess what I've been doing tonight :)

Posted: Monday 9th February 2004, 10:57 PM

Oral Sex School?

I obviously went to the wrong school...

Two pupils at Hartman Middle School in south-east Houston, Texas have been caught engaging in oral sex during a lesson while their classmates sat nearby.

The alleged incident took place after the teaching assistant left the room to get lunch for the youngsters.

There were five students in total in a behavioural modification class that was supposed to be under constant adult supervision.

The teacher has been removed from the school and reassigned to other duties following the incident. The two students involved could be charged with public lewdness. The students could be permanently removed from the school and the teacher could lose her job over the incident, reports abclocal.go.com.

I've heard of mixed sex schools but has anyone here had the good fortune to go to an oral sex school? :)

I was a naive schoolboy. I used to sit next to the hottest girl in the class and when she was spreading her legs to show me the birthmark on the inside of her left thigh, I was actually looking at the birthmark... Ever wish you could turn back time?

Posted: Sunday 8th February 2004, 5:15 PM

Fellatio Is Healthy

Here's more (tongue-in-cheek) proof that blowjobs rule!

Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women.

Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. B.J. Sooner of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."

The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

"Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Inserta Shafteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.

In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.

Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.

"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.

Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.

"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers.

The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not. The group of women who had performed fellatio had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.

"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."

... but you don't want to take any chances girls! :)

Posted: Saturday 7th February 2004, 7:28 PM

Janet Jackson Beats Paris Hilton!

No Janet Jackson didn't actually BEAT Paris Hilton but internet search engine Lycos says the record for the most searched event over a one-day period has been beaten as Janet Jackson received 60 times as many searches as the Paris Hilton sex tape and 80 times more than Britney Spears.

The previous record was previously held by the September 11 attacks on America.

Posted: Friday 6th February 2004, 9:31 AM

Blowjob Simulators

If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes I never would have believed it... "Stephen76" from the UK emailed to let me in on a little secret... BLOWJOB SIMULATORS! That's right, sex toys for men which simulate a blowjob!

Well I suppose if the girls can have their vibrators and dildos we're entitled to our very own oral sex toy.

After looking around a bit, (purely for educational purposes of course 8-)), I like the sound of Aria's Cock Pleaser.... A blowjob stimulator with a "supersoft mouth with the world's first simultaneously vibrating and rotating tongue."

Whoa! With features like that who needs a woman!!

Posted: Thursday 5th February 2004, 4:09 PM

Blowjob Tips For Men

Don't grab a handful of hair and force the girls face down into the depths of your groin. A blowjob isn't a cliff diving contest, there's no prize for going deeper than the last "competitor".

Just let things go along naturally and you'll probably enjoy it a lot more than if you're trying to choke the poor girl ;)

...and here's another tip - women need to breath too ya know. Let her up for air occasionally and she probably won't pass out in your lap :)

Posted: Wednesday 4th February 2004, 6:29 PM

Blowjob Tip For Girls

Please girls - watch the teeth!

The biggest mistake that novice blowjob givers make is scraping the penis (particularly the sensitive head) with their teeth. Though some men may like this mix of pleasure and pain, a whole lot more will not.

The fact is... it's extremely difficult for a man to relax and enjoy the sensations if he's worrying about having the tip of his cock bitten off!

Try tucking your teeth under your lips until you get the hang of it or just try to open your mouth wide and be careful where the shiny white bits touch :)

If you're really serious about improving your oral sex skills... check out Nina Hartley's - "Better Oral Sex Techniques"