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Oral Sex Is The New Kissing
There's a sentiment I've heard more than once lately that oral sex is the new kissing. Today's teens don't see it as having sex, (thanks, I guess to a certain ex-president) and thanks to Katie Couric's "Teens & Sex" ratings extravaganza on NBC, the acceptance of oral sex is on the increase. Now that's got to be a GOOD THING!
Of course if your Grandfather wants a kiss on his birthday, for god's sake don't give him a blowjob! 
Posted: Monday 28th February 2005, 5:08 PM
Nine Songs Movie
I may have to move to New Zealand if the hype surrounding the movie "Nine Songs" is true.
The movie has been dubbed "the most sexually explicit ever to go on mainstream release" and has passed the New Zealand film censor's inspection, earning just an "18" rating.
Nine Songs, which includes more than 30 minutes of UNSIMULATED sex scenes, including close-up oral sex and penetration shots, caused a storm of controversy on its British release and was even banned in Australia.
The chief film censor said the 18 rating was given as the sexual conduct in the film was not contrived and took place within a loving, adult relationship. "It wasn't a tough decision. The sex in it was quite loving."
There's no release date for "Nine Songs" here yet but it sounds like it may be worth keeping an eye open for the movie - you'll be coming at a cinema near YOU! 
Posted: Sunday 27th February 2005, 9:39 PM
Girls Who Swallow Cum
If ever there was a good reason to date girls who swallow, THIS has to be one! (Not that we really need a reason to have a cum swallowing girlfriend! )
A Chicago doctor is suing his ex-fiancee for emotional distress caused by her showing up on his doorstep with her 5-year-old daughter and then claiming that the girl was HIS daughter and claiming child support. (confusing ain't it?!)
The good doctor says it's a pack of lies and that at the supposed time of conception the pair had only engaged in oral sex. However he recalled that immediately after his ejaculation into the woman's mouth, she left the room, which he thought to be unusual at the time.
Now, he alleges that she secretly used that sperm to impregnate herself, resulting in her then suing him for child support.
Fertility experts say that even though saliva can break down sperm, the doctor's story is theoretically possible.
So the next time you date a girl who swallows you can feel safe in the knowledge that you wont be buying any unexpected birthday gifts 9 months later 
Posted: Friday 25th February 2005, 3:33 PM
Sex Education Or Porn?
I get a lot of emails from a variety of people through this blog. Some of these are fun to read, some educational, some hit the trash can before I finish reading the first paragraph.
Over the last year and a bit I've had my fair share of "anti-porn crusaders" questioning my parentage and denouncing my right to live (yup, death threats  ), but I take it all in my stride as the anonymity of the internet gives me a certain level of protection from the nutcases of this world (that and my Smith & Wesson ).
I'd like to think that my blog isn't just about porn, although porn certainly plays a big part in it (hey, I'm a guy goddamit!) I enjoy porn, I enjoy sex and I try to add some educational value to my blogging where relevant.
The way I see it, if sex was discussed more openly and honestly, maybe people would have less risky sex and make more informed decisions about how to share their bodies.
That being said, it's pretty obvious from the name of the blog that you wont be learning much about geography or history here, so if blowjobs, sex and/or porn offend you - change the channel 
Posted: Thursday 23rd February 2005, 8:33 PM
Group Sex Threesome
I suppose having a threesome (with 2 girls and one guy) is every man's fantasy. Unfortunately, not every man gets to live out his group sex fantasy but "Joe" is one of the lucky ones.
BTW... "Joe" asked that his name be changed to protect his reputation and to keep his new girlfriend from finding out about his playboy past.
"Two girls started kissing me at a college party, and then we went back to my place," said Joe, describing his menage a trois.
"After we came home, we drank some more then one of the girls slipped off her bra, then we all started undressing each other. Clothes were coming off left, right and center" said Joe.
"We started off with the two women giving me oral sex together, then they proceeded to have oral sex with each other while I just sat back and watched."
"When we eventually moved into the bedroom one girl asked if I had a video camera, which I did, so I videotaped them for a while, then one of the girls and I had sex, then all three of us had sex at the one time" Joe said.
"Later on I performed oral sex on one girl while fucking the other. Then we swapped places. There are multiple positions that we all did to make it a good time for everyone" he said.
"All up our orgy lasted for four or five hours, with all three of us reaching orgasm multiple times."
"The next morning, we woke up and we were like, all right, that was cool. We should do that again sometime," he said. "We hooked up a few times after that for more group sex threesomes which were loads of fun."
THE LUCKY BASTARD! 
Posted: Monday 21st February 2005, 10:10 PM
Fellatio Rots The Brain
At least that MUST be the reason for the behaviour of the nurse in Friday's blog and a Roman Catholic priest who's been charged with soliciting sex from a 12-year-old girl and her mother while dining at a Boston restaurant!
The fellatio loving priest told police he may have made "inappropriate" remarks to them but was too drunk to remember.
Man... am I getting sick of hearing THAT excuse... 
Posted: Sunday 20th February 2005, 3:50 PM
Naughty Nurse Blowjob Fantasies
Ya know there's a lot of guys who fantasize about getting a blowjob from a naughty nurse. I've gotta admit that the last time I went to give blood, one of the nurses had my blood flowing to "Little Head" as she bent over to tend to the guy in the chair on the other side of the room.
However, one guy discovered that you have to be careful what you wish for, after he ended up in the Broward General Medical Center in Fort Lauderdale as an injured patient
Due to his injuries, the guy couldn't move or yell for help when the nurse slipped on a pair of gloves covered in lubricant and masturbated him with one hand while performing oral sex on him against his will.
Yes, I can hear you asking out loud "Against his will? What's up with this guy??!"
Well... THIS naughty nurse was MALE 
Posted: Friday 18th February 2005, 4:35 PM
Deep Throat Gel
Now here's a handy (and tasty) little gift for your girlfriend (or boyfriend in Adrian's case  )... throat gel!
It comes in two flavors, mint (click above) or cinnamon and the blurb says...
Going Down Is Easy With Deep Throat Gel! Go down - all the way down - with ease and comfort! Refreshing menthol gel mildly numbs the throat. Handy pop-top allows for no-mess oral hijinx! A thoughtful gift for that special fellatrix in your life! The balls are the limit! Surprise your partner with your newly-discovered oral talents! Finally, a "deep throat" gel that mildly numbs the throat to help add inches and excitement during fellatio! Fresh menthol flavoring gently relaxes throat muscles to enhance the entire oral love experience for both partners! Handy 4 oz. tube.
What more could you want?! If you're into blowjobs or throat fucking this sounds like an ideal gift, especially for those who don't like the calories associated with chocolate sauce
Posted: Wednesday 16th February 2005, 7:02 PM
Steak And Blowjob Day
No everyone is thrilled with the over-hype of Valentines day it seems.
Now there's a counter-movement among men, who have little regard for all the chocolates and flowers nonsense, to have the 14th of March declared Steak and Blowjob Day!
Can't say I'd be opposed to that idea! After all there's nothing better than a well done steak... except for a well done blowjob!
Posted: Monday 14th February 2005, 3:00 PM
Valentines Day Gifts
Now I know that all the guys out there will be hoping for a little "flute blowing" Valentines Day gift tomorrow but you'll find your chances of a blowjob are greatly enhanced by flowers and chocolate at this time of the year (or any time for that matter!)
I'm a lot better organised this year than I was for last year. I only have ONE lady to worry about and we're having a quiet night at home with a nice bottle of wine and some soothing mood music.
Much different to last year's dilemma ....
Valentines Day 2004 - my problem!
My Valentine's Day Saviour
My Valentine Victory
A Belated Valentine's Day Dinner
Posted: Sunday 13th February 2005, 2:59 PM
Blowing The Flute
I love it when I learn something new and today I learned that "Blowing The Flute" is a Chinese term for fellatio!
Now doesn't that make the act of giving a blowjob sound much more pleasurable then sucking cock, giving head or smoking the bone? 
Posted: Thursday 10th February 2005, 8:23 PM
Fanatical Fan Cuts Off Testicles
I'm hoping our Super Bowl fans (and the Blowjob Blog's readers) have a little more sense than this guy I was just reading about. A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby.
The guy was so convinced England would win the game he told fellow drinkers at a bar, "If Wales win I'll cut off my balls".
His friends thought he was joking but after the game the fanatical fan went home, severed his testicles with a knife, then walked 200 metres back to the bar with the testicles in hand to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.
Seems someone forget to tell him that IT'S ONLY A GAME!
Posted: Tuesday 8th February 2005, 5:35 PM
And The Winner Is...
The New England Patriots! Congrats to all the Patrits fans out there... commiserations to Philadelphia. Tom Brady and Deion Branch killed ya.
Now can I go back to bed? We stayed up late partying on after the game and I really need some sleep. Fortunately I took my "Chaser Pills" before I started drinking so I'm feeling a lot better today than I would have otherwise.
My pal Jay will be feeling like shit today after drinking rum and coke with his hotdogs. He's on a fitness kick and says beer is off the menu until he's lost 10 pounds. LOL! Those three hot dogs he chowed down on sure weren't lo-cal
Posted: Monday 7th February 2005, 10:29 AM
Super Bowl Time
Yup, it's that time of the year again! Super Bowl Time!!
I've got a couple of buddies coming over to watch the game here so hot dogs and beer are the flavor of the day.
I wonder if this year will have any of the controversy that last year's Janet Jackson breast flashing superbowl stunt caused? Somehow I doubt it, especially with Paul McCartney being the headline act.
In case you missed it, here's a few links to my previous posts on that infamous "NippleGate" wardrobe malfunction...
Regardless of the half-time entertainment I wish both teams the best of luck in the main event. 
Posted: Sunday 6th February 2005, 10:11 AM
Taxicab Blowjobs
If you've ever enjoyed a blowjob in the backseat of a taxicab or if you're into back seat sex you might want to take a look at HBO on Saturday nights when they air one of the original reality shows, "Taxicab Confessions: New York, New York".
In case you've never seen the show, cabbies get passengers in their cabs to confess to having sex in the backseat of cabs.
Some of the viewing is fascinating as it deals with REAL people who you might bump into on the street.
Hell, I've been a fan of backseat blowjobs for years! (See my previous blog entries Erin's backseat blowjob and Marie's taxicab backseat blowjobs to read all about it.)
However this passion can be dangerous, so you need to take care! See The danger of backseat blowjobs blog entry to see why.
Posted: Saturday 5th February 2005, 2:06 PM
Blowjob Blues
"NoBloJo" emailed me with her dilemma. She has a boyfriend who loves getting a blowjob off her but is a "missionary man" when it comes to sex. She says he doesn't like to talk about sex and she wants to know how to get him to open up and be more adventurous in their love-making.
I knew a girl like that once. She thought she was fat, (she wasn't thin, but she sure wasn't overweight), and wouldn't get off her back when we fucked. After a while I got a little bored with that, and seeing as how I'd already tried to convince her that she wasn't fat, I used a cunning plan to get her to change her ways.
I introduced a "game" of giving and receiving. Here's how it works...
Next time you're about to have sex, tell your boyfriend you want to try something new. If he gets nervous just tell him to relax as you'll go first in the role of the "giver".
Start off with a slow, easy massage and build up gradually to more erotic activities like kissing and genital stimulation.
Now's your chance to treat his body the way you want him to treat yours. If you want more kissing... kiss him more. If you want more oral action, then give him more.
Encourage him to tell you how he feels and be sure to let him know how much you're enjoying the experience too. The heart of this technique is positive reinforcement and creating a positive feedback loop.
Remember, this time around it was HIS turn to receive. Gently remind him that YOUR turn is coming up. Wait until he's orgasmed to remind him as he won't be able to focus on you if he's still in a peak state of arousal.
Now, when it's your turn to receive (either after he's had a chance to recover, or else the next time you have sex) he'll likely follow your example, whether he realizes it or not.
Also, just the simple fact of being in "giver" mode will compel him to slow down and to attune himself to your needs and responses.
Make sure you enthusiastically let him know what feels good, and *gently* let him know what doesn't. If you don't enjoy a particular activity, then let him know. But be sure to put your criticisms in a positive manner.
i.e. If you don't like something he's doing, simply tell him it doesn't feel as good as the other things he's been doing.
Over time this method WILL work. I managed to turn my girlfriend into a contortionist nymphomaniac blowjob lover in a matter of months. Then she left me... 
Posted: Thursday 3rd February 2005, 1:12 PM
Porn Star Jenna Jameson's Ring Tones
For those of you who like to have a distinctive ring tone on your cellphone, get ready for porn star Jenna Jameson's "moan tones."
Coming soon (if you'll pardon the pun), for US$2.50 you'll be able to choose from an erotic variety of moans, grunts and spicy sexual noises all recorded by the blonde porn queen.
If that's not enough, Jenna will even talk dirty to you when your phone rings or you can have color pictures of the porn star posing naked that can be displayed on your phone for US$2.99.
For the time being US users will have to wait to get Jenna Jameson moaning on their phones as no mobile carriers in the United States have expressed any interest in carrying the service.
I'll bet that changes REAL soon! 
Posted: Tuesday 1st February 2005, 7:03 PM
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