The Blowjob Blog February 2006 Archives

Car Blowjobs

If, like me, you're a fan of car blowjobs you're gonna LOVE this movie and the "twist" at the end.

I nearly fell of my chair when I saw that movie for the first time!

Of course if you want to see some HARDCORE CAR BLOWJOBS, you know where to click.

Posted: Tuesday 28th February 2006, 5:26 PM

Oral Sex Songs

Rapper's get a bad "rap" sometimes. Lines from their songs are often selectively quoted out of context to prove that the writers are the devil incarnate and wholly and solely responsible for the end of the civilised world as we know it. (OK... I may be exaggerating just a tiny bit)

Eminem's "Shake That", the fourth most downloaded song on the Internet, have lyrics which graphically depict oral sex. It says, "I'm a menace, a dentist an oral hygienist. Open your mouth for four or five minutes. Take a little bit of this fluoride rinse. Swish but don't spit it, swallow, and now finish. Yeaahh!"

Regardless of what you think of rap music, you've gotta give the credit where credit's due! It's hard to write something like that which makes sense AND rhymes!

Posted: Saturday 25th February 2006, 2:39 PM

Blowjob World Record

Did you know... the world record for blowjobs was set on April 1, 2005, by adult movie star Summer Nyte. The thirsty porn star performed oral sex on 249 men in a 14-hour period at the Tennessee Social Club. That mean she sucked close to 18 cocks per hour... or a blowjob every 3.3 minutes!

The entire event, which was hosted by porn star Ron Jeremy, was filmed for a DVD, "The World's Largest Blow Bang".

The only requirements for the men who participated in the world record blowjob attempt was that they had to be shaved. This was at the request of the movies star, Summer Nyte who said "One little hair will take me down. I can swallow a 9-inch dick with no problem, but a little bitty pubic hair I can't handle"

The attempt wasn't without it's side effects though as the cock-gobbling porn star explained. "I got a bad case of strep throat. Somebody there either had just gotten over strep throat, or had it in their system, and when I took his cum, I got it, and my fluffer had gotten it bad also. (if you don't know what a "fluffer" is, do an Internet search.) She had to go have her tonsils out. And I couldn't eat solid food for like three weeks.

Now the first thing I wondered was "Did she swallow?" to which the pornstar explains "The majority of it I did. But I mean, you can only take so much. The rest of it kind of goes down your face.

The blowjob world record holder isn't content with resting on her laurels however as Summer Nyte is planning on doing a sequel to "The World's Largest Blow Bang" with two girls and 500 guys in 24 hours.

Now how do *I* get at the front of the line for THAT record-breaking attempt?

Sexy Pornstar Sky Has NO Limits!

Posted: Wednesday 22nd February 2006, 5:03 PM

Improved Blowjob Techniques

The latest email is from "SadSucker" who writes...

Dear Blowjob Blog,

My boyfriend has been dropping hints lately about how my blowjog technique isn't exactly what he'd call "the best." Do you have any new techniques or oral sex tips that will help me please him better?

OK... First and foremost, all men are different in some ways. Some guys like it rough, some like it fast, some like it in public... you get the picture.

Also, lots of guys will will enjoy your efforts more if you focus on the head, while others won't get off unless you give their balls some TLC. COMMUNICATION is the key!

If you’re too shy to ask him if the things you are doing are working and/or he’s too shy to say, you should be able to judge from his reactions. Try looking into his eyes while you’re giving him head. It shows him that you’re enjoying it and want to be blowing him.

Show some enthusiasm for the job at hand. Try ripping off his pants and telling how you "really want to suck his cock," or whispering it to him in a crowded public place.

There are things other than your mouth to consider. He's likely to have more erogenous zones than just his penis. Some of them aren’t obvious so experiment and make a mental note when you do something that makes his eyes roll.

Play with yourself while you're sucking his cock, groan, moan, hum... The most important thing is to have fun. Find something about it that YOU enjoy, even if it’s only making him happy.

Posted: Sunday 19th February 2006, 6:45 PM

How To Improve Your Blowjob Technique

I've lost count of the number of times I've received an email asking how to improve your blowjob technique. Over the last couple of years I've tried to answer that question in several different ways. Those answers can be found by reading through the monthly page lists linked over in the right hand column or if you want to read some of the best follow these links...

• Blowjob Technique
• Giving Head With Condoms
• Kama Sutra Fellatio Techniques
• Sexual Behaviour
• Blowjob Positions
• Oral Sex Positions
• Blowjob Questions Answered
• Blowjob Techniques and Tips
• Blowjob Suction Tip
• Blowjob Tip
• Gag Reflex Cures
• Throat Fucking
• Blowjob Tip For Girls
• Blow Job Secrets
• Blowjob Class
• Handjob Blowjob Combo
• Fellatio Advice
• Blowjob Blues

Posted: Friday 17th February 2006, 4:39 PM

Musical Blowjobs

The Australian band "Machine Gun Fellatio" have long been a favorite of the Blowjob Blog and its readers but now there's a new entry for the best named band award. A new heavy metal band called "Goblin Cock" has an equally suitable name for we lovers of blowjobs.

Posted: Sunday 12th February 2006, 4:54 PM

Blowjob Facts

Did you know... The head of the penis contains 6,000 nerve endings so any kind of licking and sucking there is sure to feel good.

However, the most sensitive area is the frenulum, that Y-shaped ridge on the underside of the head, so be sure to concentrate some of your attention on that region.

Posted: Friday 10th February 2006, 5:13 PM

Just Joking

One day a coule of Sperms were out swimming. One Sperm turns to the other and asks "How much further until we reach the egg?"

To which the other Sperm replied "It can't be that far... we just passed the tonsils!"

Posted: Wednesday 8th February 2006, 4:41 PM

Heavenly Gay Blowjobs!

Our resident gay Blowjob Blog reader Adrian emailed me to let me know that it isn't just straight priests who enjoy oral sex (and get caught doing it!). He tells me that a 60 year-old Southern Baptist minister was recently arrested in Oklahoma City for inviting a male undercover officer to join him in his hotel room for oral sex.

The Rev. Lonnie "Luke" Latham was charged with a single misdemeanor count of lewdness last month after propositioning the police officer in a hotel parking lot.

What gives this story a bizarre twist is that Rev. Latham had been a public opponent of same-sex marriage, urging gay men and lesbians to change their sexual orientation with the help of Jesus Christ.

At Adrian's recommendation, here's one of his favorite GAY BLOWJOB SITES...

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Posted: Monday 6th February 2006, 7:08 PM

Sinful Oral Sex

I'm not a particularly religious person, though if I was, I certainly wouldn't be a Jehovah's Witness. They believe that ANY form of oral sex is "against nature" and is therefore sinful.

Personally I don't see anyhing wrong with enjoying a bit of sinful oral sex.

Posted: Saturday 4th February 2006, 2:58 PM

Heavenly Blowjobs

I've always believed that man has a god given right to enjoy heavenly blowjobs and it appears as if at least one "man of the cloth" agrees with me!

A Jacksonville Florida pastor is out of jail on $1,500 bail after police say he offered an undercover officer money to perform an oral sex act on him.

Police say Pastor Doyle Harper, who lives near the Garden View Baptist Church where he preaches, motioned to a policewoman who was posing as a prostitute to come over to his car. When she did, police say she asked Harper what he wanted to which he replied that he wanted oral sex.

Police say when he offered the undercover police officer $20 for a blowjob, she arrested the naughty priest.

According to the police report, Harper has been pastor at the church for more than eight years. He also lists himself as married.

I wonder how he's going to explain THAT to the good wife! (Then again, if she was a GOOD wife he wouldn't need to go out paying prostitutes for blowjobs!)

Posted: Thursday 2nd February 2006, 4:47 PM

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