A little boy goes to his father with the usual birds and bees questions, asking "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers, "Well son, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo."
"Then I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cybercafe."
"We went into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive."
"As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the DELETE button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Male!" 
Posted: Wednesday 15th June 2005, 5:56 PM
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