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A Budding Fellatrice

"Leslie" emailed again to say she's started down the road to becoming an expert fellatrice (one who performs fellatio) on Friday night. It seems her boyfriend is more than happy with her new technique and is more than willing to let her take control while giving him a blowjob. (Lets face it... the giver is always in control as they're the one's with their teeth wrapped around your cock!)

Congratulations Leslie... it's always nice to see a budding fellatrice "come good" :)

Posted: Saturday 31st January 2004, 5:19 PM

Oral Sex Fun

You know as much as I enjoy oral sex, (both receiving and giving), there are people who've emailed me who think it's a dirty, disgusting sexual practice which they would never do. Each to their own I suppose, but I'd really like to see what these people get up to in the privacy of their own homes ;)

To me, oral sex is fun, pleasureable and highly erotic and there's nothing anyone can say to change my mind. So if you don't like blowjobs, you're in the wrong place. No point in emailing me trying to convince me otherwise... the door's at the top right corner of your screen.

Posted: Friday 30th January 2004, 4:56 PM

Fellatio Advice

"Leslie" from Harmondsworth emailed asking...

Will I gag while performing fellatio on my boyfriend?

There's no definitive yes or no answer to that one Leslie. It all depends on the size of your boyfriend's dick and your technique.

Your body's natural response to pushing something like a penis to the back of your throat is to trigger your gag reflex. However, over time, and with practice, you can learn to suppress the gag reflex through relaxation and breathing.

Try to relax your neck and jaw muscles and take a deep breath and release it through your nose as you go down. It will also help if you choose a position where YOU are in control of the depth of the thrusting. Try it with your boyfriend lying on his back so you can decide how much of his penis to take into your mouth. (If you’re underneath him you have very little control and he might get over-excited and try to feed you the lot!).

As with all things sexual, communication is the key, so let him know if you’re in a position that's uncomfortable for you.

Another tip for avoiding the possibility of gagging while performing fellatio is to wrap your hand around the base of his cock to control how much you take in your mouth. Most men won't even notice the difference, since the most sensitive part of the penis, the glans, is still in your mouth (and hopefully being gently tongued).

As you get more and more experienced try taking a little more each time until he asks you to marry him LOL :)

Posted: Thursday 29th January 2004, 9:21 AM

Blow Job Movies

Have you ever wanted to star in your own amateur blow job movies? Judging by the recent celebrity porn videos that have been doing the rounds, (Paris Hilton, Gina Lee Nolin etc.), it seems as if they're pretty popular. Of course the whole idea is to NOT let your creation fall into the wrong hands... unless you're looking for some free publicity for an upcoming television show or movie ;)

A couple of years ago I bought my first digital camera, a Canon Ixus 300. It had all the bells and whistles including the ability to record video clips with sound for up to 30 seconds at a time. My girlfriend Narelle and I had a ball with that sucker, producing loads of amateur blow job movies and pussyeating videos. She was only too happy to pose for the camera while sucking my cock and took great delight in the end result. Unfortunately she always insisted on formatting the memory card once we'd finished "playing". That girl could obviously read my mind...

One of the great features of the camera was that you could plug it into the TV and playback the 320x240 AVI movie clips in full screen mode.

Now even though the camera was great, you'd be amazed at how badly I shot some of those videos... so we'd just have to do it again until I got it right ;) Narelle wasn't the brightest bulb on the tree but she sure knew how to suck cock :)

Posted: Wednesday 28th January 2004, 5:21 PM

Blowjob Blondes

A blonde girl asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me. That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?"

"Yes, dear." replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up, and she wouldn't have to explain it in detail to her daughter.

"But then when I have a baby," responded the blonde girl, "Won't it knock my teeth out?"

Posted: Tuesday 27th January 2004, 7:19 PM

Gina Lee Nolan

Sexy Baywatch babe, Gina Lee Nolin, stars in the latest XXX celebrity sex tape to hit the wires.

It seems that Gina was married for a spell to video producer Greg Fahlman and one crazy night in a hotel, Greg pulled out the video camera and coaxed the reluctant Gina into performing for their own XXX sex tape.

A kid, a divorce and several later, rumors are abounding that the tape is about to suck up web bandwidth like Paris Hilton sucks cock.

Those who have seen the home video say that things start off slow as Gina complains she doesn't want to take off her bra because her breasts hurt from recent implants. Once her tits are in full view, hubby Greg gets to work on her G-string.... She's embarrassed by an appendectomy scar, but he's determined to get all the particulars of his lovely wife on tape. The G-string falls to the wayside, then they fuck followed by all types of sexual aerobics.

For those of us who were disappointed with the poor quality of the Paris Hilton sex tape, the video quality of the Gina Lee Nolin tape is said to be quite high (as you'd expect since it was made by a video producer!).

Now I searched all over the Web looking for the video, but I think it's still too early. As always, if anyone finds it before I do, let me know and I'll do and "in-depth" review of the contents :)

Posted: Monday 26th January 2004, 6:37 PM

Marriage Anyone?

"Stuey" from Monterey sent in this marriage conundrum...

Q. Why is getting married like a pack of cards?

A. Because you need a heart to love her, a diamond to marry her, a club to kill her and a spade to bury her.

I can hear "Stuey's" wife running for the door now LOL!

Posted: Sunday 25th January 2004, 5:31 PM

Viagra Tablets

This was just too funny... though I'm sure there are moral and ethical considerations I found myself laughing out loud at the picture of a Viagra experiment gone wrong...

LONDON, England (Reuters) - Six British schoolboys were rushed to hospital after taking erection-enhancing Viagra tablets at lunchtime for a dare.

Paramedics were called after a fellow student told teachers about the 13-year-olds' prank, a spokesperson for Forest School in Winnersh, in southern England, said.

The local education authority said they think the student took the pills from home and brought them to the all-boys school where he shared them with five friends.

The school has a no drugs policy and the students likely will face punishment, especially the student who brought the Viagra tablets into school, the education authority said.

The Sun newspaper quoted a source at the school as saying: "By the time the afternoon lessons began, there was no hiding what they had done."

Paramedics took the six squirming boys to the nearby Royal Berkshire Hospital, where they were monitored until the effects of the little blue pills wore off. (The effects of Viagra are typically felt for up to 4 hours).

Can you imagine the poor bastards trying to explain THAT one to their parents!!

Posted: Saturday 24th January 2004, 3:23 PM

Outdoor Blow Jobs

Ya know how your parents always hassled you to go outdoors and play... well it seems it really DOES have it's benefits...

Wild mushroom pickers in the Czech republic say prostitutes are offering them oral sex in the woods. They're apparently offering blowjobs for £6 a time behind trees in north Bohemia's woodland.

Mushroom picking is one the Czech Republic's favourite national pastimes with families spending days looking for the species boletus edulis (the penny bun).

One mushroom picker told the Czech tabloid Blesk: "My husband was picking mushrooms in a forest and out jumped this old woman asking him if he wanted a blow job from the younger woman accompanying her - for £6.

"My husband didn't take up their offer."

She says the prostitutes refused to give up and tried their luck with other mushroom pickers.

No-one has complained to police, the paper says.

LOL! You've gotta wonder how many of those guys would have been enjoying outdoor blow jobs if their wives weren't around. After all... it sure beats picking mushrooms!

Posted: Friday 23rd January 2004, 6:45 PM

Icy Blowjobs

Anyone ever had the pleasure of receiving a blowjob from a mouth filled with crushed ice? You know like you get in those Icee drinks at the football... Try it... ;)

Icy blowjobs.... guaranteed to get you HOT!

Posted: Thursday 22nd January 2004, 6:23 PM

Oral Addictions

As promised here's the second of the oral sex sites I've been a member of and my impressions... "SWALLOW FOR CASH"

When I first took the free site tour, the first thing that struck me was the amount of 2-girl / 1-guy action (and that is DEFINATELY a good thing in my humble opinion!) with several pictures of two girls sucking one guys cock.

I thought that maybe the site was going to focus on that aspect of oral sex. However once I got inside the site I found there was a lot of non-blowjob oral sex action going on which wasn't advertised on the free tour.

You see, when I think of oral sex, I think in terms of mouth to cock (or pussy) stimulation... blowjobs, cumshots, fellatio, cunnilingus, cock sucking etc... However, SWALLOW FOR CASH is about EVERYTHING oral!

that includes things like anal licking, tit nibbling, pussy eating, 69ers and even foot licking, toe sucking and erotic smoking! Even though they don't really promote all that other stuff on the tour, there's a huge variety of it once you get into the member's areas.

Now that doesn't mean that the site lacks blowjob content. Far from it. It has TONS of great picture galleries and thousands of DOWNLOADABLE hardcore movies that you can save to your own computer for later, offline viewing ★ BIG HINT ★

They also have live sex shows which run 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. (I watched several over the course of my membership and never found the shows "switched off"). They also have a CHAT feature where you get to direct the action. I cracked one of the girls up when she asked in her sexiest voice what I'd like her to do and I replied "Pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time" - and she did it! I got a bit more serious later and she was an absolute sweetheart for me ;)

BEST FEATURES?

• Being able to chat with VERY friendly girls.
• Variety of oral sex pleasures - something for every taste!
• Downloadable hardcore movies.

How much, you ask?

• Monthly Membership - $29.95
• Quarterly Membership - $69.95

They also have a bonus offer which gives you FREE access to 40 other porn sites. I'll be reviewing some of them in the future ;)

Posted: Wednesday 21st January 2004, 8:27 PM

Blowjobs Banned!

The things we take for granted... I just discovered that blowjobs are illegal in Singapore!

All is not lost though, as the Singapore government is now considering decriminalising oral sex between consenting men and women, after a case involving a 27-year-old policeman who was jailed for two years just for enjoying a blowjob!

Junior Home Affairs Minister Ho Peng Kee said the case highlighted a law which many in the city-state consider antiquated. The Singapore government is now considering decriminalising oral sex between consenting men and women above the age of 16. A ban on homosexual fellatio looks set to stay. (Sorry Adrian!)

Imagine going to jail just for having your cock sucked! Man, I'm SO glad I don't live in Singapore...

Posted: Tuesday 20th January 2004, 6:19 PM

Women In Glasses

Anyone else think women wearing glasses are sexy? I don't know what it is about them that gets me going but there's just something about watching a naked woman wearing glasses as she's sucking my cock that I find to be a real turn-on. (Yes... I know that getting my cock sucked SHOULD be a turn-on but this is a turn-on of a different kind LOL).

Maybe it was Naomi, a girlfriend of mine in my 2nd year of college, who started it... She used to wear a pair of sexy tinted reading glasses which gave her eyes a soft pink glow. She was a bit of a "nerdy" type but in bed she was wild! That girl could suck cock with the best of 'em. I gummed up her glasses on more than one occasion... :)

Whoever it was that said "You can't judge a book by its cover" sure got it right in Naomi's case. I wonder if HE had a thing for women in glasses too?!

Posted: Monday 19th January 2004, 10:14 PM

Naughty Neighbour

This one was sent in by "Naughty Neighbor Lover" from Ohio... :)

A little boy goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."

His mom is taken by surprise and says. ."Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again.."

The boy says, "That won't work.."

"Why not?" asks his mom.

The boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work each day and blows him back up!."

I wish *I* had naughty neigbours like that!!

Posted: Sunday 18th January 2004, 6:22 PM

Spam Email Blocker

You may remember back in November I had a bit of a rant about the amount of spam email I was getting and my search for software to eliminate it (here's the blog entry... Email Spam Blocker ).

After testing out a few spam blocking programs I finally settled on this one Email Spam Block.

I'm very happy to report that I've been using it daily for over 6 weeks and in that period I've seen the amount of email spam I receive reduced from over 120 per day to just a handful. I could probably eliminate it altogether if I wanted to set the detection level higher, but I'm more than happy with result I've got basically just from using the customizable "friends list" and "black list".

If anyone here needs an effective spam email blocker, I can personally recommend this one. It works... AND it's user friendly :)

Posted: Friday 16th January 2004, 7:31 PM

Cartoon Blow Jobs

Anyone else enjoy reading cartoons when you were younger? I know I did. During my recent chat with Jeff about his time in Asia, another topic which came up was Adult Cartoons - TOONS, HENTAI, MANGA or ANIME to those in the know (pronounced "annamay"). I became intrigued as Jeff was telling me about the cartoon blow jobs and I just had to take a look for myself.

Now these cartoons are nothing like the old Wonder Woman / Superman cartoons I used to enjoy as a kid. Instead they're hardcore, sexually explicit cartoons, produced specifically for adults, featuring everything you'd expect to see in a XXX-rated porn movie.

Jeff showed me some of the erotic toon sites he'd found on the internet and I have to say, I was impressed with not just the anime blow jobs, but the whole cartoon sex thing. It seems a bit strange but I found it to be arousing in a surreal sort of way. Fantasy sex just took on a whole new meaning!

If you haven't seen this sort of site before try this link for a real eye-opening experience...... Cartoon Sex

Posted: Thursday 15th January 2004, 4:09 PM

Bukkake

I was around at Jeff's place earlier today ( see Blowjob Blog's web log from December 8... Cocksucking Asian Girls to jog your memory about Jeff ), and we got around to talking about his sexual experiences when he was living and working in Hong Kong.

He was telling me about the time he was invited to a "Bukkake Party" by one of the Japanese guys he worked with. He'd never heard that term before, (and to be honest neither had I!), so he asked his workmate what it was.

He thought it might be a Japanese karaoke party or an asian name for a drinking session but he nearly nearly fell down when his workmate told him the details!

Apparently, bukkake is an asian sexual ritual where a girl sits in the middle of large group of men, (sometimes up to 150 or more!), who in turn give her one facial after the other - over and over again. It's not like ordinary facials it's more like covering her with masses of cum.

Anyway the details are pretty amazing and Jeff gave me the link to this site which specialises in this little known Japanese sexual ritual... Bukkake XXX.

I took a look and it's got a TON of info on all things to do with Bukkake including its history, hints and techniques, as well as pictures, movies and links to other Bukkake sites.... and it's FREE!

Posted: Wednesday 14th January 2004, 1:00 PM

Cock Sucking First Dates

I don't know about you but I've always thought it a bit strange how some women won't fuck on a first date (and I'm not saying that they should), but they WILL suck cock.

I mean, if the point of NOT fucking is to prove you're a "nice" girl, then what the fuck are you doing sucking my cock!! (Not that I would EVER complain mind you).

Also, if you think about it, if you're going to suck my dick you may as well fuck me as well, then at least you'll get YOUR rocks off too!

Hey, maybe that's how my buddy Darren started out (see the Blowjob Blog's November web logs Sex Free Blowjobs - except he's never moved past the first date! LOL (Sorry Dazza)

Posted: Tuesday 13th January 2004, 5:58 PM

Free Blowjob Picture Gallery

Woohoo! I've arranged with the people over at Oral Fantasies to supply the Blowjob Blog with a free blowjob picture gallery each day! They're going to update it EVERY day with new pictures and it's being provided FREE of charge for everyone here.

All that they ask for providing us with this free blowjob gallery is that if you like what you see, they would LOVE for you to click on one of the links on the pictures page and visit their main site where they have cheap memberships available starting at just $1.85 for 3 days.

I don't know about you but I think that's a great deal! What's even better is that they may even be willing to supply a free blowjob MOVIE gallery if this works out ;)

Here's the link for the FREE BLOWJOB PICTURE GALLERY. Enjoy!

Posted: Monday 12th January 2004, 6:53 PM

Are Blowjobs Safe?

"Alison" from San Diego writes in and asks whether blowjobs are safe from a giver's point of view.

"ABSOLUTELY!" is the answer "Little Head" would give, but realistically, giving a guy head which results in an ejaculation into the mouth of the giver is an activity that puts both parties at risk of catching a sexually transmitted disease.

Fellatio WITHOUT ejaculation carries a lower risk of infection, though pre-come may still contain viruses.

No matter whether you're on the receiving side of the blowjob or the giving side, you're still at risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease. If you have mouth sores or cuts in the mouth, (even tiny cuts from recent flossing or brushing of your teeth), then your risk is increased.

To prevent infection, you can use a barrier such as an unlubricated condom which are available in latex and non-latex versions. Some of the latex versions come in all sorts of flavors such as cherry, strawberry, banana, grape, chocolate, vanilla and cola.

Tasty blowjobs that are safe and sensual!

Posted: Sunday 11th January 2004, 9:01 PM

Blowjob Class

Imagine waliking in on a room full of women eagerly sucking on condom-covered dildos. "What the fuck is going on here?" you'd be thinking... (probably out loud!)

Well, it appears as if sex educator Lily Fine has found a bunch of women who've enrolled in her "Blowjob Class" in an effort to improve their technique.

But it seems this blowjob class isn't being taught just to please men. Instead, the classes are designed to give women greater confidence in their sexual prowess. Plus, they'll also learn practical solutions for common blowjob hazards such as gagging and jaw strain.

I know what you're thinking. "What's to learn?". After all, guys are pretty easy to please... a few licks, a bit of a tug, some sucking, and we're pretty much on our way to a sticky conclusion.

"Try a little warm breathing on his penis or place it against your neck and purr for some good vibrations. Tease him by taking him in inch-by-inch and when his penis leaves your mouth, give it a parting kiss." advises Miss Fine (no she's NOT The Nanny ;))

It all sounds like damn good advice from where I sit and I really hope more women enroll in her blowjob class - particularly the women I meet ;)

Posted: Saturday 10th January 2004, 9:57 PM

Gag Gifts & Pranks

It was my sister's birthday yesterday. Two years ago she bought me a very "stylish" cardigan as a gag gift for MY birthday - you know, the type a 70-year old would wear. She played out her practical joke as if it was my real birthday present and got a LOT of amusement out of my attempts to be tactful and appreciative of her gift.

I knew I couldn't exact revenge straight away, as she would have been expecting that, but this year I included a fake scratch lottery ticket with her birthday card - she won $50,000. She was so happy and excited... until she discovered it was a fake, which I'd bought from an online store which sells gag gifts, pranks and a huge range of practical jokes - PRANK PLACE.

I'm going to be buying some more of their stuff in the coming months as I have lots of friends and relatives who are ripe for a practical joke.

For example... My uncle Kevin is a keen golfer... and I'm sure one of the Golf Pranks will be just perfect to play on him.

My Aunt Liz has just had new carpet put down in her house. She makes us take off our shoes now when we go to visit her. I'm sure she'd fall for one of the Fake Spills, Puke or Poop gags.

My Dad loves his car and really looks after it, keeping it spotless and clean. I plan to catch him with either the Fake Bullet Holes, Fake Smashed Windows or one of the Magnetic Bumper Gags

My 9 year old nephew will get a lot of fun out of the Farting Keychains and the Talking, Farting Dolls.

And that's just for starters!! The list of pranks and gag gifts are endless! The only problem I can see though is that the probability for a revenge attack will be very, very high LOL!

Posted: Friday 9th January 2004, 6:35 PM

Deep Oral Girls

OK... I promised I'd do some oral sex site reviews so here's the first... (I'll try to do one or two each month)... "DEEP ORAL GIRLS".

This site features an abundance of horny young women who seem more than proficient in the art of swallowing cocks (hence the name "Deep Oral Girls"). These women are also "amateurs" i.e. they don't do this for a living... instead it's a hot collection of horny girl-next-door types who just happen to love sucking cock! (Man, I sure wish MY neighbors were like that... Instead I got an old married couple on one side, and a family with two boys on the other... who just ahppen to love mowing their lawn at 9am... on a Sunday...)

I think the attraction of Deep Oral Girls, for me at least, was that the girls on show there could easily be the girls I see every time I go out for a night on the town. They aren't gorgeous supermodels in expensive clothes and perfect makeup, they're just regular women who seem... REAL.

Having said that, these "deep oral girls" have REALLY mastered the art of the blowjob and they suck cock with enthusiasm and a real willingness to please. When they're not swallowing the guy's load they seem to know the exact moment to pull out for the perfect cumshot. I think it's a real turn-on to see a horny girl sucking cock and pumping a load all over her face and tits, then licking her lips and smiling like she REALLY enjoyed it.

When you take the tour you'll see hundreds of different girls just like that. There's a wide variety of body types, but the majority are well endowed white girls aged between 18 and 26, (I'm guessing here), who love to suck cock.

There are loads of streaming videos (which I prefer), and thousands of pictures... plus "bonus pictures/videos" featuring pornstars Jill Kelly and J.R. Carrington. One of the BEST features here is that each set of videos is split up into conveniently sized clips for your viewing (and downloading) pleasure.

The site is easy to navigate and offers a great variety and quantity of excellent content to keep you busy.

BEST FEATURES?

• LOTS of downloadable video clips.
• REAL girls, not unattainable models.
• Enthusiastic cocksuckers!

How much, you ask?

• 3 Day Trial - Credit Card - $3.95
• 5 Day Trial - Check (US) - $6.95
• 30 Day 900# Telephone Membership - $35.00

PLUS, they have a bonus offer which gives you FREE access to 25 other porn sites. Pretty good value for money if you ask me ;)

Posted: Thursday 8th January 2004, 6:06 PM

Blowjob Porn Movies

Who here has ever watched a blowjob porn movie with their girlfriend or wife? From my own experience I can heartily recommend it as a great turn-on for the women which has a flow on effect for the man (if you catch my drift).

Well now there's scientific proof to back me up (don't ya love it when you find a scientist who likes blowjobs too!). I was reading the other day about how a study has revealed that, on average, women take just 2 minutes to become aroused when watching porn movies compared to men who take more than twice that time.

Now this doesn't mean that you should set the alarm clock and try and force her head down in your lap at exactly 2 minutes after the movie starts but it does mean that by the time you're ready for a blowjob she'll be wetter than a winter's day in London. Oh, and don't forget to reciprocate... you know, one good blow deserves another ;)

Posted: Wednesday 7th January 2004, 6:14 PM

Oral Sex Pay Sites

I've been getting a lot of emails asking me which oral sex pay site is my favorite and which one I recommend. As you would have noticed, the Blowjob Blog has banners and links to a variety of blowjob and oral sex sites that I like to visit. Some offer more of one thing than another (movies, pics, ezines, adult games etc.). Some have young women, some have mature women, or asians, black girls etc. Add to the mix that some are reality-based, some are in a studio and some are a mix and it gets really hard to say "THIS is the BEST site".

I think a lot depends on whether you want to download videos and pictures for later viewing or watch live shows with chat (yup you CAN do that!)

Anyway what I thought I'd do is to write up some reviews of the best oral sex pay sites I've been a member of to give you a better idea of what's out there.

But let's face it... what I think makes a great site might differ completely to your opinion, so if anyone wants to write up a review of your favorite oral sex pay site I'll publish it here for everyone to read. :)

Posted: Tuesday 6th January 2004, 5:26 PM

Oral Sex Blogs

I've been surfing around looking at various erotic blogs and was surprised at the number of oral sex blogs out there.

I've bookmarked a few that I want to go back and read at some time in the future but I got to thinking, (yup I do that occasionally),... what are YOUR favorite oral sex blogs?

I figure that you all like blowjobs, (why else would you be here!), so chances are you have a better bookmark collection than I do.

Drop me a line and let me know which sites you think are the best oral sex blog sites and I'll add a link to them from this site.

Posted: Monday 5th January 2004, 8:44 PM

Blowjob Logic

"Growler" from Canada emailed me yesterday to point out a flaw in my blowjob logic. He said that when I posted yesterday that "I haven't had a blowjob all year", neither had my friend Alex! As he got HIS blowjob just before the midnight countdown, HE hasn't had a blowjob all year either!!

Thanks for spotting that "Growler" - I THINK I feel better now ;)

Posted: Sunday 4th January 2004, 5:41 PM

Big Beautiful Women

Although I had a very good New Years Eve I missed out on the 12 o'clock blowjob I'd hoped for. :( On the other hand I did get to WATCH my friend Alex get a sloppy one from a girl who would best be described as "chubby". Alex prefers to call them "big beautiful women" (BBW) and he's certainly had his share of them over the years.

I'm getting ahead of myself though... Alex and I had bumped into each other down at our local bar where he introduced me to a sexy brunette with big tits named Reggie (short for Regina), and her plump girlfriend Vanessa. After a bit of group dancing to work up a thirst, I was more than happy when Alex sat down next to Vanessa and slipped his hand under the table onto her leg.

"Fucking cool" I remember thinking at the time. "Alex can have the fat chick and I'll try my luck with the big titted brunette". I figured her tits would look just fine wrapped around my cock while her open mouth served as a parking station for "Little Head" :)

To cut a long story short, I missed out badly as Reggie disappeared before my midnight plans could become a reality. Alex had taken the hand of his big beautiful woman and wandered outside for some fresh air, so I grabbed another round of drinks and headed out to where I'd seen them.

It was pretty cold outside so there was hardly anyone about but I could see Alex sitting over in a darkened corner and looking around suspiciously. As I got closer he spotted me and put his finger to his lips in a "Shushing" motion. It took me a few seconds to realize what was going on but as I peeked around the corner of the seating area I could see his pants around his ankles as his plumper companion sucked his cock slow and deep!

The lucky fucker! All of a sudden I was jealous. I knew then that I'd rather get my cock sucked by a big beautiful woman than miss out completely! What was even more frustrating was that this girl looked like she really knew how to suck cock!! Alex was in oral sex heaven!

I watched silently, except for the straining sound of my denim jeans, as Alex groaned as he dumped his load down his BBW's throat. She licked him clean and swallowed the lot. After giving them a minute to arrange their clothes I noisily reappeared just as the DJ started the countdown to New Year.

I made it to the table just in time for Vanessa to give me a big hug and a sloppy, sticky kiss which had Alex pissing himself laughing.

Moral to this story: Gorgeous brunettes with big tits aren't as appreciative of random sexual encounters as big beautiful women. At least that's Alex's theory - and who the fuck am I to argue with him - I haven't had a blowjob all year! ;)

Posted: Saturday 3rd January 2004, 9:41 AM

She Swallows!

A guy goes to a whorehouse and asks the madam for the girl who gives the best blowjob in the world AND swallows. The Madam suggests a fine looking blonde.

They get up to the room and the blonde pulls the guys pants down, lays him on the bed, and proceeds to give him the best blowjob he's ever had... culminating in him cumming in her mouth.

She quickly reaches under the bed, pulls out a 2 litre jar and spits his load of cum in the half full jar.

"How come you spit it out? I thought you girls loved to swallow the cum", the guy asked.

"Oh we do." said the blonde, "but the girl in the next room and I have a contest going. Whoever gets their jar full the fastest gets both jars."

Posted: Friday 2nd January 2004, 4:37 PM

Happy New Year!

Whew! What a way to end the year! I hope you all partied hard, had a ball (and a blowjob or two), and managed to come through in one piece.

2004 is going to be a GREAT year :)

Posted: Thursday 1st January 2004, 3:02 PM