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Girls In Glasses
I came across a new site in my travels yesterday (if you'll pardon the pun  ). It's full of hot girls in glasses giving blowjobs and copping faceloads of the hot stuff for their troubles.
The story goes something like this.
A photographer travels the country filming pretty girls wearing glasses and ends up fucking them and having them suck his cock. The climax of each meeting, (if you'll pardon another pun), results in him pulling out and dumping his load all over her face and glasses.
The best $4.99 I've spent in ages!
Now how the hell do *I* get a job like that!
Posted: Friday 28th January 2005, 6:30 PM
Blowjob Bloggers Pornstar Favorites
Some of the Blowjob Blog's readers emailed me with stories about their favorite pornstars after reading my post from yesterday about MY favorite porn star, Jenna Jameson.
Briana Banks - "Breastacular" and "JugEars" both emailed me about this BIG TIT PORNSTAR!
Jill Kelly - "StormBringer" loves her sloppy blowjobs.
Kylie Ireland - "ILUVRED" raved about "the hottest redheaded porno chick on the planet".
Krystal Steal - It wouldn't be fair if I didn't add "Antigen"'s favorite blonde.
Janet Jacme - "AnalIntruder" votes wholeheartedly for his favorite anal pornstar.
Kay Parker - "BigDaddy" and "Slo69" gave this mature porn star a BIG thumbs up.
Kyla Cole - "Pendulum" nominates this porno beauty for her bisexual abilities.
Houston - "TagMe" shouts out about the group sex gangbang queen of porn.
Devon - "MangoMan" sent pictures and mpegs of the porn star HE thinks is the hottest thing since ground chilli.
Jenna Haze - "Chewable" says this babe loves WIIIIILD rough sex (yes, with FIVE "I's")
Heather Hunter - "Shtok" wants to pimp for his all-time fave black XXX star.
Kobe Tai - "Brlle" loves Asian pornstars and puts forward his pick.
Mary Carey - "CalifornianDude" made me smile with his suggestion for "the hottest politician porn star on the planet" (is there more than one?.
And from the ladies....
Julian - "OrnyGal" votes with her legs (spread) for her favorite well-hung MALE porn star!
Lexington Steele - "Janice" even sent pictures of HER favorite BLACK porn star.
I've added links to each so you can decide for yourself
Posted: Tuesday 25th January 2005, 6:29 PM
Jenna Jameson's Porn Star Tale
It appears as if my favorite porns star, Jenna Jameson has written a book! Titled "How To Make Love Like A Porn Star : A Cautionary Tale", the book has become a best seller in America.
If you've never heard of Jenna or seen her work, (she really is GOOD you know!), take a look here... Porn Star Jenna Jameson.
From all accounts, Jenna is thrilled with her new image as a sex ambassador.
She says, "Women come up to me and they're like, 'Oh my God, I love you - you taught me how to give a blowjob."
However, the X-rated adult star just wishes her male fans weren't so offensive when they spot her out with her husband.
She explains, "The thing that bothers him is when fans come up and say, 'You don't know how many times I've jacked off to your wife.'
OUCH! I guess that's what ya get for marrying a porn star pal! 
Posted: Monday 24th January 2005, 5:58 PM
Blowjob Doctor
In retrospect, it might be taking the love of blowjobs a little too far, but a Canadian doctor has lost his licence to practise medicine after posting photos on the internet showing a prostitute performing oral sex on him.
The "blowjob doctor", as he has now become known, appears to have led a double life as a doctor and university teacher by day, and a folksinging sex addict by night.
The doctor's downfall began when an I.T. employee at the health care center he worked at conducted a random audit and discovered the doctor had accessed "inappropriate sites" (... like the Blowjob Blog  ).
Hospital officials checked the sites and recognized the woman as the doctor's assistant!
As it turns out, the woman agreed to let the doctor take photos of her performing oral sex on him as long as her face wouldn't be shown and she could not be identified. (OOPS!)
The doctor used his office computer at the hospital to e-mail photos of her performing oral sex on him. The photos, which clearly showed the woman's face, were sent to pornographic websites and posted at his request on the Internet.
DAMN! I don't recall getting any photos from "the blowjob doctor" 
Posted: Saturday 22nd January 2005, 1:41 PM
Virginia Rejoices
I can almost hear the sloppy sounds of oral sex eminating from the U.S. state of Virginia tonight.
The reason? The Virginia Supreme Court has finally overturned a law dating back to the early 19th century which banned sexual relations between two unmarried, consenting adults.
In January 2001, Rasmussen Research, an independent polling organization, conducted a survey of Virginia voters to determine knowledge and attitudes about Virginia's CAN statute and related issues. Among its findings were:
- When asked, "Should it be against the law for an unmarried man and an unmarried woman to have sex in the state of Virginia?" ... 71.1 percent of respondents answered "no".
- When asked, "Should it be against the law for a married couple to have oral sex in the privacy of their own home?" ... 81.7 percent said "no".
- When asked, "Currently, according to Virginia law, it is illegal for consenting adults to have oral sex in the state of Virginia; a proposal has been made to eliminate the Virginia law; should the Virginia law be eliminated?" ... 65.2 percent answered "yes".
It may have taken four years to finally rule on the case but at least Virginians can now enjoy oral sex like the rest of us! 
Posted: Thursday 20th January 2005, 8:03 PM
Fellatio Lover
In an effort to prove what a fellatio lover she is, "JiminySuckit" sent me this picture of his girlfriend from a New Year's Eve party. What Jiminy didn't say was whether this was a FANCY DRESS party or whether his fellatio loving girlfriend always dressed that way! 
Posted: Tuesday 18th January 2005, 4:48 PM
Alcohol Oral Sex Risk
I was just reading an oral sex study (yeah I know, I really should have better things to do ) conducted by a team of researchers in California.
They've concluded that alcohol may increase the risk of contracting and STD from oral sex as it facilitates transmission of viruses in mouth cells.
Furthermore, drinking beer may cause the cells that line your mouth to become even more vulnerable to HIV.
Now here's the twist!
The findings were determined in a lab setting and not with actual people.
"We have to stress the fact these are in vitro findings, and did not include mucous or saliva, which could inactivate the stimulation or at least interfere with it." explained the lead scientist.
Does that mean that as long as you give sloppy, saliva-rich blowjobs you're safe?!
I've always known that alcohol increases the possibility of contracting a sexually transmitted disease... lets face it, those ugly girls look a whole lot better after a few beers too many
Posted: Saturday 15th January 2005, 4:05 PM
Blowjob Rapper Kid Rock Canned
Any fans of Kid Rock the rap artist here? here's something that might interest ya!
After initially considering using Kid Rock, the rock-rapper with a history of vulgar lyrics, to headline a youth concert as part of the festivities for President Bush's swearing in, the Presidential Inauguration Committee have canned the idea after pro-family organizations protested his planned appearance.
The Detroit-based rapper, (aka Robert James Ritchie), who dedicated his first album to songs about oral sex, was to join JoJo and Hilary Duff as performers at the January 18 concert, to be hosted by Bush twins Barbara and Jenna.
His first album, "Grit Sandwiches For Breakfast," contains many references to oral sex, including one song, "Yo Da Lin In The Valley," which describes his exploits with multiple women in vivid detail.
Previously, the blowjob rapper was heard to say that if he were president he would never get caught having sex in the Oval Office, but would instead install cameras in the Lincoln Bedroom.
Kid Rock likes to use adult film stars when he performs and Kobe Tai and Jenna Jameson have danced on stage with him.
Gee, he doesn't sound like such a bad guy does he?!
Posted: Tuesday 12th January 2005, 8:03 PM
Filipino Fellatio Foiled
An asian man and a Filipino maid who were caught enjoying oral sex on the staircase of a Singaporean high-rise complex were each fined $303 after being caught in the act.
A magistrate's court heard that the pair met at a dance and later went out for dinner.
Afterward, they went to the third-level staircase of the hotel housing the restaurant, but caused such a noise that a guard went to investigate, foiling the Filipino fellatio (sorry, but I really like the way that rolls off the tongue!)
The maximum punishment for indecent behaviour in Singapore is a $609 fine or one month in jail.
That's little more than I'd be willing to pay for an Asian blowjob! 
Posted: Sunday 9th January 2005, 4:31 PM
The Pirate Blowjob
Have you heard about "The Pirate Blowjob"? This is when you're getting a blowjob from your girlfriend / wife / lover and when you come you ejaculate in her eye and then kick her in the shin.
The result is the woman squinting through one eye and hopping up and down on one foot, holding her leg and screaming, "Arrrgh!"
Try it and let me know the result!
Posted: Friday 7th January 2005, 2:32 PM
Halloween Blowjobs
I know it's a bit late but "SpookyDude" sent me in this picture of a Halloween blowjob, though he insists he ISN'T the one on the receiving end
Posted: Thursday 6th January 2005, 4:18 PM
Porn Star Blues
When I first discovered porn movies, one of my favorite adult porn stars was Jenna Jameson. There was one hot woman who actually appeared to enjoy her work and would literally bend over backwards to make sure her work was top class.
Well, it seems that Jenna Jameson is getting a little picky in her old age as she now demands her partners stay dry during hardcore sex scenes, because she hates working with overly-perspiring co-stars when making a porno movie.
"There was one guy who would sweat profusely, and to me there is nothing worse than sweat. I remember once when a huge droplet landed on my face while I was performing. I just wanted to crawl under a rock" laments Jenna.
So let me see if I've got this right... It's OK to cum on her face and tits or fuck her up the ass but she gonna get offended if you sweat on her?!!
Am I the only one who thinks this adult porn star is suffering from a serious lack of perspective?
Posted: Wednesday 5th January 2005, 12:20 PM
Missing Child California
Hey gang I'd really like your help on this one.
A good friend of mine from California has a 17 year-old daughter, Courtney, who went missing a few days ago. He's posted the information on his missing child at the site below.
** Child found, thanks! **
Posted: Sunday 2nd January 2005, 12:32 AM
Happy New Year
OOPS! I almost forgot!
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!
(My head is a little slower than usual today )
Posted: Saturday 1st January 2005, 7:09 PM
Blowjobs & Hotdogs
In what must surely be a novel approach to making a quick buck, two women were arrested on New Years Eve while selling hotdogs and blowjobs from their hotdog stand.
Long Island police moved in for the kill after receiving a tip off that there was more than late night snacks on offer from the daring duo.
Damn! All I ever get with my hotdog is indigestion!
Posted: Saturday 1st January 2005, 7:03 PM
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