A first grade teacher was reading her class the story of the three little pigs... "The first little pig went to the farmer and asked "May I have a wheelbarrow full of straw to build my new home", read the teacher.
The teacher then paused and asked the class "What do you think the farmer was thinking when the first little pig came to him?"
The class was silent until Little Johnny in the back of the room said "He was probably thinking - holy shit, a talking pig!"
The teacher couldn't talk for several minutes 
Posted: Saturday 3rd July 2004, 9:56 AM
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