Have you ever had sex with twins, or had two women give you a blowjob at the same time? Yeah, me neither, but I still hold out hope... 
"Kezza" sent me this rib tickler. I almost fell of my chair when I read it :)
A guy at a bar starts chatting with a couple of sexy blonde women but it turns out that they're Siamese twins. Anyway, he thinks they're both hot and talks them into going back to his place for a bit of fun.
He's getting a blowjob off one of the twins but realizes that the other one might get bored watching, so he asks her what she'd like to do.
She says, "Is that your saxaphone in the corner? I'd really love to play your sax."
So she plays a few tunes on his saxaphone while her twin sister gives him the best blowjob he's had in years.
A couple of weeks later the girls are walking past the guy's house and one of the girls says, "Hey, let's drop in and see that guy we met at the bar."
The other girl says, "Gee, do you think he'd remember us?"
Posted: Tuesday 20th July 2004, 8:48 PM
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