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Blowjob Tip

Here's one of my favorite blowjob tips...

If you want to end the blowjob on the best possible note, after he cums, leave your man's penis alone for a couple of minutes.

For most men, immediately after ejaculation, the penis can be extremely sensitive and unable to bare any more contact for a short while.

This is a great time to grab a cuddle and prepare for the next phase, whether that be rolling over and falling asleep or getting off the train and going to work.

Posted: Saturday 31st July 2004, 10:01 AM

Boys Will Be Boys

Two little boys are in a hospital ward. The first boy leans over, says hello and asks "What are you in here for?"

The second boy says "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm feeling a bit worried about it."

The first kid says, "Ah! Don't worry! I had that done to me once. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots and lots of ice cream. It's great!"

The second kid then asks "What are you in here for?"

The first boy replies, "I'm here to be circumcised."

The second boy says "Whoa! I had that done when I was born and I couldn't walk for a year!"

Posted: Friday 30th July 2004, 11:09 AM

Tips For Great Blow Jobs

"BossyBabe" sent me an email listing a few of her tried and true tips for great blow jobs from a woman's point of view.

Here's one that us guys might do well to take notice of ;)

Many women like to be in charge when giving a blow job. They want to give their man pleasure but they want him to know that THEY are sucking his cock... he is NOT fucking their face!

Says BB "I always tell my man not to put his hands on my head... I don't need any help pushing my head down. God, I just HATE guys doing that!"

There ya go fellas... tips for great blow jobs straight from the whoreses mouth (sorry about the typo Bossy Babe )

Posted: Thursday 29th July 2004, 8:28 PM

Gay Sex Toys Banned

I may not be gay but I still respect the rights of those who are. That's why I saw red when I read that gay sex toys have been banned in Alabama.

However, after reading further, the law bans selling sex toys to heterosexuals as well!

That's right, it is illegal to sell inflatable sex dolls, dildos or even playing cards with pictures of naked porn stars on them!

In what can only be described as an antiquated legal ruling, a federal appeals court has upheld a 1998 Alabama law banning the sale of sex toys in the state, ruling the Constitution doesn't include a right to sexual privacy.

Thank God the state law only bans the sale of sex toys and not their possession! We'd ALL be behind bars!!

Now for those of you who DON'T live in Alabama, you can buy all the heterosexual and gay sex toys you want, online... RIGHT HERE!

Posted: Wednesday 28th July 2004, 5:56 PM

Got MILF?

one guy bought himself more trouble than he was expecting when he ordered, and was issued with, a custom license plate with the letters "GOTMILF".

Intended as a play on the popular "GOT MILK" advertising slogan, and not a reference to the teen movie "American Pie" and its use of the term "MILFS" (mothers I'd like to fuck), the man's license plate has now been recalled after numerous complaints from irate motorists.

In his application, he said that it stood for an auto part called a "Manual Inline Lift Fluctuator", so officials didn't give it a second thought, until the complaints started rolling in.

I only wish I'd thought of it first...

I've had some interesting MILF experiences but never thought about getting a license plate to tell others about my desires. Hehehe, that's what a blog's for!

Here's a couple of my favorite earlier escapades with Mother's I'd Like To Fuck... AGAIN!

Try A Mature Blowjob and Mature Blowjob

Posted: Tuesday 27th July 2004, 6:35 PM

Blowjob Day A Hit

Well it seems that "Suck A Cock" day went down well with the Blowjob Blog's readers (if you'll pardon the pun )

I had no less than NINE emails regarding yesterday's post from a variety of the Blowjob Blog's readers letting me know that they had taken my suggestion to heart and either given or received a blowjob in the last 24 hours.

Special thanks to "EyeSwallow" for the pictures backing up her claim I'd love to post them here but I need written permission and proof of age (even though it's obvious both participants are old enough and are DEFINATELY consenting adults LOL).

Posted: Monday 26th July 2004, 8:09 PM

Suck A Cock Today!

I think we should have a National "Suck A Cock" day... After all, when you think about it, a cock really has got a rough life.

• It's got a head it can't think with (at least not clearly).
• It's got one eye but it's still blind.
• It has to hang around with two nuts all the time.
• It's closest neighbor is a real asshole.
• It's best friend is a pussy (which it never sees often enough).
• Every time it gets excited it throws up and falls down.

So ladies, suck a cock today and take pity on the poor fella will ya!

Posted: Sunday 25th July 2004, 1:31 PM

Sex Or Money?

If you had the choice of a good sex life or a lot of money which would you choose?

Well you might be interested to know that a recent study by a couple of English economists has shown that sex is better for your happiness than money.

The paper, titled "Money, Sex, and Happiness: An Empirical Study", puts an estimated dollar amount on the happiness level resulting from sexual enjoyment.

After surveying 16,000 people, the research concluded that increasing the frequency of sex from once a month to once a week is equivalent to the amount of happiness generated by getting an additional $50,000 in income for the average American.

The economists calculate that a lasting marriage generated happiness which was the equvalent of an extra $100,000 each year. On the other hand, divorce translates to a reduction in happiness of $66,000 a year.

Well, I don't know about you but I know I feel a lot happier when I've got my cock in a pretty mouth than I feel when my wallet's overflowing. Of course if I could have an overflowing wallet AND a blowjob at the same time...

Posted: Saturday 24th July 2004, 11:14 AM

Throat Fucking

"CockGobbler" emailed me yesterday asking if I'd ever heard the term "throat fucking" before. She says her boyfriend wants to try it with her as she "gives great head" (according to her boyfriend) and he wants to try something new.

While it's not a term you hear every day, throat fucking is best described as an advanced oral sex technique which involves the penis entering the throat of the head giver. It requires a great deal of trust and co-operation between partners as there is the possibility of both being hurt if things go wrong.

If you've never tried it before you want to take it slowly and make yourself comfortable. A simple way to ensure you get the right angle of penetration is for the woman to lay on her back on a bed or table with her head hanging over the side.

Your boyfriend can then enter your mouth and slowly thrust in and out, deepening as you feel comfortable. Now, as you're not going to be so rude a s to try and speak with your mouth full, you might want to work out some hand signals to let your partner know when to go and when to whoa. Alternately you can out one hand around his cock and remove it as you get more comfortable.

For those who don't like the taste of semen, one of the added benefits of throat fucking is that it bypasses your tastebuds altogether!

Posted: Friday 23rd July 2004, 4:44 PM

Midget Sex

When I say midget sex I'm not talking about small sex acts but about horny little midgets who love to suck cock and fuck in EVERY way imaginable. "BridgetTheMidgetLover" put me onto this Midget Sex site which made my jaw drop.

You've just gotta take a look as normal-sized guys with full-sized cocks pound it into women who'd be no more than 3 feet tall! There's also midget men fucking full-sized women which somehow made me think of "Mini-Me" on viagra!

If you've never seen midget porn before, THIS midget sex site is a REAL eye-opener!

Posted: Thursday 22nd July 2004, 8:04 PM

Porn DVD Vending Machines

The next time you "spend a penny" in a toilet in a pub in Wales you might see one of the new porn DVD vending machines which are being installed in pubs across the UK.

The controversial machines, which sell all types of erotic DVDs for £6 are currently on trial in 30 pubs across England, but only in the MALE toilets.

It seems Welsh people have a very healthy appetite for sex DVDs with one mail order company claiming more than six per cent of their total sales come from that country.

Now if you don't want to have to go to a pub in the UK, you can
Get Adult DVDs, Videos & Sex Toys HERE!

Posted: Wednesday 21st July 2004, 7:27 PM

Blowjob Twins

Have you ever had sex with twins, or had two women give you a blowjob at the same time? Yeah, me neither, but I still hold out hope...

"Kezza" sent me this rib tickler. I almost fell of my chair when I read it :)

A guy at a bar starts chatting with a couple of sexy blonde women but it turns out that they're Siamese twins. Anyway, he thinks they're both hot and talks them into going back to his place for a bit of fun.

He's getting a blowjob off one of the twins but realizes that the other one might get bored watching, so he asks her what she'd like to do.

She says, "Is that your saxaphone in the corner? I'd really love to play your sax."

So she plays a few tunes on his saxaphone while her twin sister gives him the best blowjob he's had in years.

A couple of weeks later the girls are walking past the guy's house and one of the girls says, "Hey, let's drop in and see that guy we met at the bar."

The other girl says, "Gee, do you think he'd remember us?"

Posted: Tuesday 20th July 2004, 8:48 PM

Sex Quiz Answers

Here are the answers to yesterday's sex quiz. If you answered six or more questions correctly, give yourself a pat on the groin as you're better informed than most on this subject.

1. TRUE. The line on the underside of the penis represents the fusing of the right and left labia minora, and the thin line that divides the scrotum marks the fusing of what would have been the labia majora if the male sex organs had not intervened.

2. FALSE. The male can fake an orgasm as easily as a woman can, if no one is paying much attention! Women's secretions can be mistaken for ejaculation, and a tired or not-too-interested man can have an erection simply fade away.

3. TRUE. There is a chemical that is released in the brain immediately after orgasm that makes a man feel very sleepy. But a partner can engage him in conversation or activity until this momentary impulse passes.

4. FALSE. While most studies show that, the majority of the time, men spend more of their day fantasizing about women, others have shown that between the ages of 30 and 34, women are the champion fantasizers.

5. FALSE. As most men know, they are at their hormonal peak and likely to have erections upon awakening. A man's testosterone production also sometimes aligns itself with the time of the month his partner is most fertile, so mark your calendar.

6. TRUE. Even though they know they aren't going to go blind, married adults sometimes feel guilty about continued masturbation. In one survey of 40 medical students, 20 worried that it was physically or psychologically bad for them - married or not.

7. FALSE. Only men have the strongest and longest orgasms after a period of abstinence. Women tend to be just the opposite. The longer they go without sex, the less the desire for intercourse, and once achieved, orgasms vary as usual, depending on circumstances.

8. FALSE. Thankfully, at this point in time most men have learned enough about women's sexuality that they pride themselves on being good lovers. And that means making sure their partner is satisfied each time, for real. Faking it isn't fun for anyone.

How'd ya go? Are you a sex quiz champion?

Posted: Monday 19th July 2004, 6:51 PM

Sex Quiz

Here's a bit of a fun sex quiz put together by Dr. Joyce Brothers... Take this quick test of your knowledge about men and sex, answering TRUE or FALSE... I'll post the answers tomorrow.

Q1. There are at least two spots on a man's sex organs where you can see proof that all men start out as females.

Q2. Unlike women, men never fake orgasms. It simply can't be done.

Q3. There is actually a scientific reason why men sometimes roll over and go to sleep right after sex.

Q4. At every age, men daydream and fantasize about sex more than women do.

Q5. Men don't really have sexual peaks at any one time of day.

Q6. Men who masturbate after marriage sometimes feel guilty.

Q7. Men and women both tend to have the strongest and longest orgasms after a period of abstinence.

Q8. Men expect women to fake an orgasm most of the time.

Posted: Sunday 18th July 2004, 11:48 AM

Personal Ads

Well they say it pays to advertise... Here's an ad found in the "Personals" section of the newspaper of one of the Blowjob Blog's readers.

Line 1: Wanted - a tall woman with good
Line 2: reputation, who can cook frogs
Line 3: legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
Line 4: schia garden, classical music and tal-
Line 5: king without getting too serious.

Interested? Then please only read lines 1, 3 and 5;

...still interested?

Call me at ... xxxxxxxxxx

Posted: Saturday 17th July 2004, 11:14 AM

Gag Reflex Cures

Thanks to everyone for the great suggestions for curing Desireous' problem with her gag reflex.

Among the most popular were...

Practice, practice, practice... If you can't find a willing guy, (and that's not very likely), use a vibrator or dildo or if you're into vegetables a smooth cucumber.

When you reach the point where you feel the gag reflex, pause for a moment, then, without removing the dildo/vibrator/penis from you mouth, extend your tongue out a little further, then pull your tongue back in your mouth, pulling the dildo/vibrator/penis along with it.

If all that fails, some sex shops carry a spray or gel which numbs the back of the throat.

Posted: Friday 16th July 2004, 3:39 PM

Gag Reflex Help

"Desireous", one of the Blowjob Blog's lovely readers, asks...

"Does anyone know any tricks to stop the gag reflex. This is something I work hard at and I still haven't been able to master it. I know that to swallow sometimes helps a little but its hard to swallow when your mouth is completly full of a huge rock hard cock that is pounding forcefully into your throat."

Well that got "Little Head's" attention! So if anyone knows any good tips, tricks or useful advice to help suppress Desireous's gag reflex, speak up now or forever hold your piece

Posted: Thursday 15th July 2004, 4:17 PM

Who Wants Sex?

How true is this? "MarsMan" posed this question in an email...

Q. What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A. Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

I don't know that I agree 100% as I've known a few women who would have sex whenever they had the opportunity. On the other hand I've known a LOT of men who would too! What do YOU think?

Posted: Wednesday 14th July 2004, 12:58 PM

Big Brother Sex Toys

If you're in the UK you might like to tune in to Big Brother after Shell, one of the contestants, pleaded for a box of sex toys after admitting she was sexually frustrated.

So to ease the housemates frustration a UK sex toy company sent them a box which contained 2 blow up dolls, one for the men and one for the ladies, a raunchy board game which requires the players to take part in naughty antics, a selection of vibrators for the girls, a "hand job stroker" for the men, vibrating thongs for everyone, some penis shaped straws and soap and vibrating rubber duck whcih is sure to steam up the shower scenes.

Now THAT just might be enough to get me to watch! Unfortunately there was no mention of blowjob sex toys but if you're after a Vibrating Blowjob Simulator or other great Sex Toys you know where to click.

Posted: Tuesday 13th July 2004, 8:03 AM

Michelangelo's Statue Blowjob Coverup

There's a push on to have Michelangelo's statue of David "covered up" after pictures were sent to the local authorities which had used clever camera angles to depict a young woman giving David a blowjob.

The outrage caused by the tourist's photos has ignited debate on whether a loin cloth or fig leaf should be used to cover up the penis of Michelangelo's statue.

Gee, I'm glad we don't have more important things to worry about!

Posted: Monday 12th July 2004, 5:51 PM

Perfect Boobs

According to a recent survey by a sex toy marketing company, around 42% of men and 45% of women say the perfect boobs are about a size "C".

18% of men prefer boobs that are at least a D-cup compared to only 9% of women.

14% of guys and 24% of ladies think a B-cup-sized breast is perfect.

Finally, only 3% of men and 2% of women belong to the "itty bitty titty committee" and like A-cup sized breasts.

Now I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, if you'll pardon the pun, but I think ANY boobs are perfect as long as they're in MY hands, MY mouth or wrapped around MY cock.

Posted: Sunday 11th July 2004, 1:41 PM

Macy Gray Sings Naked

Singer Macy Gray well and truly outdid Janet Jackson in the public nudity stakes when she got naked on-stage, as promised, in a concert in London.

Now she didn't just flash a boob, she bared everything as she strutted on stage in nothing but a pair of Jimmy Choo heels.

Macy had been fully clothed for most of the show but shortly before the end she left the stage only to return naked apart from the heels to close the concert with a rendition of her 1999 hit, I Try.

Now, this is one time I'm not going to criticise a celebrity for getting their gear off as it was for a good cause, the Elton John Aids Foundation. Way to go Macy Gray

Posted: Saturday 10th July 2004, 11:32 AM

Sex Machine

No, this sex machine ISN'T my oral sex alarm clock Marie, it's ANOTHER sex machine!

The latest invention is a modified stationary exercise bike called the "Sexerciser". The inventor came up with the idea as a way to "make people happy while they're getting in shape".

It has two sets of pedals, and two seats pointing in the same direction and moved a bit closer together. The faster you pedal the more you need to hang on.

Hey I'll try just about anything once so if you're the inventor of this sex machine reading this blog drop me an email and I'll tell you where to send one.

Posted: Friday 9th July 2004, 12:21 PM

Parental Stress

A girl goes to her Dad and says:

"Dad give me a fucking cigarette!"
"Oh my God! I didn't know you smoked, when did you start?" asked Dad in shock.
"After I gave my first blowjob." replied the girl.
"AND WHEN WAS THAT?!!" sked Dad.
"Don't know... I was too drunk to remember"

Posted: Thursday 8th July 2004, 4:05 PM

Cameron Diaz Topless Dominatrix Video

As I admitted some time ago, I'm a whore for celebrity porn. I'm always on the lookout for the latest "home movie gone wrong" and the latest celebrity video to hit the internet features Cameron Diaz as a topless dominatrix. Whip me, beat me, blow me, eat me! That girl is SEXY.

I've told you before about my favorite celebrity porn site. Well they've just updated their entire site to reveal even MORE of the hottest movie stars and celebrities in all their naked glory.

These celebs include Cameron Diaz, Paris Hilton, Keira Knightly, Gwyneth Paltrow, Britney Spears, J-Lo, Chritina Aguilera, Angelina Jolie, Anna Kournikova, Reese Witherspoon, Kate Becknsale, Nicole Kidman, Halle Berry, Jessica Alba, Salma Hayek, Alyssa Milano, Charlize Theron... The list is ENDLESS!

It's less than a dollar a day and is well worth the money.

Posted: Wednesday 7th July 2004, 7:58 PM

Long Distance Lovers

It seems yesterday's blog hit a nerve with some of the Blowjob Blog's readers. "Singh39" emailed this story about long distance lovers and he swears it's true...

A guy and a gal who went out together for four years in high school. When they graduated, they both wanted to go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together.

As time went on, the guy would call the girl but she was never home, and when he wrote, she'd take weeks to reply. Even when he e-mailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date other people. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls and letters and e-mails trying to win back her love.

She became annoyed, as she now had a new boyfriend, and wanted to get him off her back. She took a picture of her giving her new boyfriend a blowjob and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone."

Well needless to say, the guy was heartbroken and EXTREMELY pissed. So...

He wrote on the back of the photo "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and then mailed the picture to her parents.

Now that's a great story!

Posted: Tuesday 6th July 2004, 6:34 PM

Dirty Blowjob Wife

I hope it ISN'T true but "NotMyWife" emailed me this horror story of one blowjob you DON'T want to be involved in...

A Marine corporal in Iraq received a courtesy package over the weekend from home, including a video tape and a box of his wife's home-baked cookies. The corporal shared the two dozen or so cookies with his squad mates as they sat to watch the enclosed video.

After a few moments of news, greetings, etc., the screen shows the corporal's wife, standing in a kitchen, mixing cookie dough STARK NAKED.

Suddenly, another man, also naked and highly aroused, walks into the kitchen and begins to receive a blowjob from the corporal's wife.

As he is beginning to climax, she directs the resultant semen into the mixing bowl. "Hope you enjoy the cookies, I want a divorce," she says to the camera, while wiping her chin.

Man, whatever happened to Dear John LETTERS!

Posted: Monday 5th July 2004, 4:23 PM

Happy Fourth of July

I think I'll take this opportunity to wish all the Blowjob Blog's U.S. readers a happy Fourth of July.

I hope you enjoy a peaceful and fun day with those you enjoy being with.

I have to spend the day with Erin

Posted: Sunday 4th July 2004, 09:04 AM

Little Johnny

A first grade teacher was reading her class the story of the three little pigs... "The first little pig went to the farmer and asked "May I have a wheelbarrow full of straw to build my new home", read the teacher.

The teacher then paused and asked the class "What do you think the farmer was thinking when the first little pig came to him?"

The class was silent until Little Johnny in the back of the room said "He was probably thinking - holy shit, a talking pig!"

The teacher couldn't talk for several minutes

Posted: Saturday 3rd July 2004, 9:56 AM

Backseat Blowjobs

Ya know, I think most men have a fantasy about backseat blowjobs. I was lucky enough to have a girlfriend who LOVED sucking my cock whenever we were in a car. If you want to read about just HOW MUCH she loved doing it check out my previous blog entry Backseat Blowjobs.

I'm also quite fortunate that I have a horny girl friend, Erin, who has no hesitation about giving head in the backseat of a car while we were waiting for a friend to get home one day. You can read all about THAT girl here... Backseat Blowjob.

But I digress! One of the Blowjob Blog's readers emailed me a story about a car accident the local fire department and mbulance service attended.

It seems a young man and his girlfriend had been out driving when they suddenly realized how horny they were, so rather then stopping to enjoy a bit of sexual fun she started giving him a blowjob while he was driving. He got so excited that he took his eyes off the road and ran the car into a tree!

The impact of the crash forced her jaws closed and she bit his penis off and choked on it, dying at the scene. Now when this guy came to he was in the hospital and was most distraught to find he was minus a penis AND a girlfriend.

The moral to the story? If you enjoy backseat blowjobs that much you really should stop the car and enjoy them IN THE BACK SEAT!

Posted: Friday 2nd July 2004, 4:36 PM

Blowjob Tip

Take a few minutes to get him really horny by lightly breathing, kissing and flicking around his genital area and the tip of his penis with your tongue. Another great blowjob tip is that some men really LOVE having their testicles licked and sucked. Do it GENTLY though as there's a very fine line between pleasure and pain

Posted: Thursday 1st July 2004, 6:02 PM