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Car Sex Blowjob Lover In Trouble
I suppose it was always going to happen but the unlucky guy who crashed his car while receiving a blowjob from his girlfriend while driving his car (as reported here last month - Oral Sex Causes Car Crash) has lost his licence for 90 days.
The 19 year-old Romanian man, who was naked when police arrived at the accident scene, must also pay for the damage to the car he hit.
Police say the man and his 18 year-old girlfriend were so carried away with their sex romp that they continued their antics, in front of amused onlookers, oblivious to anything else.
Police said the man had apologised, saying: "I am sorry for what happened but at the time I just could not stop myself."
The police spokesman said: "We hope the fact he will have to pay for the damage to the other car and the 90 days suspension of his licence will teach him a lesson for the future."
Somehow I doubt it! 
If you enjoy having sex in cars, do it RIGHT! 
Posted: Friday 29th July 2005, 11:07 AM
Katie Holmes Rash Decision
Have you seen the latest pictures of Katie Holmes, (Tom Cruise's girlfriend / fiancee), sporting a red rash on her mouth?
Rumor has it that the rash was caused by a Scientology purification ritual involving large doses of Vitamin B3. (Tom Cruise is a Scientologist).
However... I once had a girlfriend who developed a red rash on her mouth after a vigorous oral sex session.
Now I'm not saying that Katie's been performing enthusaistic fellatio on Tom, but others may draw different conclusions. 
Posted: Wednesday 27th July 2005, 1:46 PM
Pink Salons - Japanese Oral Sex Houses
I'd never heard the term "Pink Salons" before today. I was chatting with my friend Jeff (he just LOVES oriental women - especially Cocksucking Asian Girls  ) and he was telling me about the Japanese oral sex houses he visited on his last trip to Asia.
Pink salons specialize in oral sex (and that HAS to be a good thing). Sometimes the girls who work there handle as many as 50 "sticks" (their term for customers) a day, but it is not reflected in their income.
Jeff told me that the girls he met at a pink salon in Ota Ward in Tokyo were paid a salary based upon an hourly rate. They make 3,000 yen per hour, work around 25 hours per week giving them an income of about 300,000 yen per month. On top of that the girls get 200 yen per customer.
For many Asian girls, pink salons are the "gateway" to the broader Japanese sex industry including "deli-heru" (call girl "delivery"), and "soaplands" (bathing and "services").
If you can't get away for a personal visit to Japan, try the next best thing... 
Posted: Monday 25th July 2005, 7:46 PM
Lies, Damn Lies, Statistics
Just to prove the old adage that there are "Lies, Damn Lies and Statistics"...
Earlier this year, published in The Journal of Adolescent Health were the results of a study by Hannah Bruckner and Peter Bearman (of Yale University and Columbia University respectively), which reported that most teenagers who make pledges to abstain from sex until marriage do not keep their commitments and end up acquiring sexually transmitted diseases through risky behaviors at nearly the same rate as those who make no pledge at all.
But NOW researchers from the Heritage Foundation, a conservative research and policy think tank, examined the SAME national survey using DIFFERENT methods of statistical analysis than those used by Bruckner and Bearman. The new results show that young people who pledge virginity until marriage have LOWER STD rates and engage in FEWER risky sexual behaviors, such as oral sex.
"This finding contradicts previous research because the present article describes the behavior of pledgers and non-pledgers as a whole. By contrast, the previous article in the Journal of Adolescent Health described risk behavior only among minute sub-groups of pledgers," Rector and Johnson wrote.
How the hell are we supposed to take this kind of research seriously when the methods used are manipulated to achieve a desired result? Whatever happened to comparing apples with apples and oranges with oranges with the SAME analysis tools?
Hmmm, I suppose if they did that they'd never get their fat research grants 
Posted: Saturday 23rd July 2005, 4:05 PM
Oral Sex Causes Withdrawal
A couple of days ago I told you about the oral sex and intercourse scenes in the Hot Coffee Blowjobs Cheat hidden within the game "Grand Theft Auto San Andreas". The game, which has sold more than 12 million copies worldwide since its launch in October, 2004, runs on Sony PlayStation 2, Microsoft's Xbox and personal computers.
Retailers began witdrawing copies from sale after the Entertainment Software Ratings Board, the people who put parental ratings on video games, revoked the game's "Mature" rating and raised it to "Adults Only".
Executives of the game's maker, New York-based Take-Two, had initially denied that company programmers were responsible for the oral sex and intercourse scenes, but they finally acknowledged that the game's designers HAD in fact created the scenes, dubbed "Hot Coffee."
Take-Two said it would make a patch available for downloading so that customers could block the sex scenes.
This isn't the first time Take-Two games have caused controversy.
In a previous version of "Grand Theft Auto", players could have sex with a prostitute and then beat her to death and take back their money. 
Posted: Thursday 21st July 2005, 7:12 PM
Penis Raise
It has come to my attention that The Penis has applied for a raise. Here is its application letter...
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
- I do physical labour.
- I work at great depths.
- I plunge head first into everything I do.
- I do not get weekends or public holidays off. (In fact holidays and weekends is when I toil the most.)
- I work in a damp, smelly environment.
- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
- I work in extremely high temperatures.
...and here is "Management's" reply
Dear Penis
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
- You do not work 8 hours straight.
- You fall asleep after brief work periods.
- You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
- You do not show initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. - You will retire well before you are 65.
- You are rarely able to work double shifts.
- You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
- As if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Posted: Tuesday 19th July 2005, 7:13 PM
Oral Sex Office Girl Pt. 2
Earlier this month I told you about Heather, the 21-year-old Oral Sex Office Girl who sent colleagues a mobile phone video of herself having oral sex with her boyfriend.
Apparently she's since been sacked from her £13,000 a year clerical job, is flat broke and living in a tent in Cornwall with her boyfriend.
But the young fellatrice is vowing to fight her dismissal, insisting she was NOT the person who circulated the raunchy video to her 300 workmates.
"This has destroyed my life. I've been driven out of my Swansea birthplace because people think I'm a right slapper. It's a nightmare" says Heather.
Now THAT sucks. Anyone care to share their home with Heather?
Of course Heather isn't the ONLY cock-loving secretary out there... 
Posted: Sunday 17th July 2005, 3:14 PM
Hot Coffee Blowjobs
A buddy of mine is a keen computer and Playstation game player. His latest favorite is the game "Grand Theft Auto San Andreas". I was over at his place yesterday and he was showing me a hidden mini game within the game which is causing uproar in political circles in the US.
After being invited back for "coffee", the action starts in the bedroom with your in-game girlfried, who's wearing only a pink thong and a cutoff T-shirt, giving a blowjob on your in-game character. After a few seconds, the action proceeds to semi-explicit sex.
To win the mini-game, you have to fill up an "excitement meter" which results in your girlfriend congratulating you on your sexual prowess and the words "Nice Guys Finish Last!" appearing on-screen. Be warned though! Let the excitement meter drop to empty and the game chides you with "Failure To Satisfy A Woman Is A CRIME!" 
Posted: Saturday 16th July 2005, 1:34 PM
Ashley Olsen's Blowjob Challenge
It seems as if Ashley Olsen has a real challenge on her hands (so to speak) if reports about new boyfriend Jared Leto are to be believed.
Porn actress Corina Taylor, the X-rated adult movie star of "The Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio Part 42", told how she got cozy with Jared Leto and his big dick on his tour bus in Little Rock, Arkansas, along with a few strippers and some of his fellow band members from 30 Seconds from Mars, in April 2002.
Says Corina, "I've been a porn actress for three years and Jared Leto was *the most* I ever had to work with. If he ever runs out of mainstream work there's definitely a second career available for him." 
I can't help but wonder if we might see him and Ashley Olsen featuring on some Big Dick Blowjobs Porn Site one day...
Posted: Thursday 14th July 2005, 7:11 PM
Great Head Jobs
While it's not the great head jobs you might be thinking of, I'm instead referring to the amazing things our brain can do.
For example...
The Paomnnehal Pweor Of The Hmuan Mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch as Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Now if THAT'S not a great head job I don't know what is! (well actually I do, but I think you get my meaning )
Posted: Tuesday 12th July 2005, 6:50 PM
Oral Sex Prostitutes
Two prostitutes were standing around on their regular street corner one night.
"Hmmm, I think it's gonna be a good night tonight sugar," says one of the women of the night.
"What makes you say that honey?" asks the other call girl.
"Well, I can smell cock in the air," replies the first prostitute.
"Oh, sorry about that", her girlfriend replied, "I just burped!"
Posted: Monday 11th July 2005, 6:31 PM
Blowjob Picture
I think we need a good blowjob picture to get back in the right frame of mind...
The world would be a happier place if we all concentrated on blowjobs, oral sex, giving head, fellatio and sucking cock.
Posted: Saturday 9th July 2005, 11:07 AM
London Bombed
Whilst I try and keep the Blowjob Blog politics-free and light-hearted, I can't help but comment on the difference that 24 hours can make.
The bombing of the London transport system was a cowardly act of indiscriminate murder of innocent people by a group of blood-thirsty terrorists with no conscience and no God.
There is no honor in their actions. Hell will welcome them with open arms.
Posted: Thursday 7th July 2005, 6:53 PM
London Olympic Games Host City 2012
And the winner is... LONDON! Congratulations to London, England which has been announced as the host city for the 2012 Olympic Games. The British people do love their sport and I think they'll put on one hell of a Olympic Games spectacle.
Commisserations of course go out to Paris, New York, Moscow and Madrid who I'm sure, would each have given us a unique Olympic experience.
Unfortunately there can only be one winner and for 2012 it is London. 
Posted: Wednesday 6th July 2005, 9:12 PM
Reciprocal Oral Sex
"One Way Traffic" emailed me yesterday with a question about reciprocal oral sex.
She writes...
I'm a 20-year-old girl in a relationship with a 23-year-old guy. We don’t have full sex as I want to save myself for my wedding night, but we do indulge in plenty of heavy petting and lately, oral sex.
While "Steve" enjoys it when I give him a blowjob, he's always reluctant to go down on me.
Should oral sex be reciprocal? if so, should I stop performing oral sex on him until he reciprocates? Will I lose him if I do so?
My view on this is pretty simple. While I don't think that because you perform oral sex on your boyfriend he should perform oral sex on you, I DO think it comes back to being considerate to your partners sexual needs and desires.
If you're happy to give "Steve" a blowjob he should be willing to reciprocate by giving YOU pleasure in whatever form YOU enjoy. Hell, he might even want to consider giving YOU pleasure FIRST!
My advice? Talk to him about it before it gets out of hand.
Now, if you think you'd lose him if you withdrew your oral sex services, then your relationship probably doesn't have a lot going for it in the first place.
Posted: Tuesday 5th July 2005, 2:51 PM
Olympic Games Host City
It's just a couple more days until the 2012 Olympic Games host city is announced. It's anybody's guess whether New York, London, Paris, Moscow or Madrid will win but it seems as if Paris has its nose in front at this late stage.
Strangely enough, the favorite doesn't always end up hosting the games so don't be surprised if one of the other cities wins out.
Posted: Sunday 3rd July 2005, 11:39 AM
Oral Sex Office Girl
I obviously work in the wrong office! An unnamed office girl at a British government department who sent colleagues a mobile phone video of herself having oral sex with her boyfriend is now facing the sack.
Within minutes, the raunchy scenes had been copied to hundreds of other workers at the Government's car records headquarters in Swansea. When senior staff saw the video images the woman was suspended while a full investigation was carried out.
"It went from one camera phone to the next. At least 300 or so people had it on their mobiles by the time it was stopped. All the blokes in the office thought the film was an absolute hoot, but some of the older women thought it was offensive and a complete outrage" said one employee.
The unnamed administration assistant had made the film at home. She'd sent it to the camera phones of several colleagues at the DVLA centre, where 6,000 staff handle the licence details of Britain's 32 million vehicles. One clip showed her having oral sex with her boyfriend. Another showed her touching herself.
Now why can't I work with office girls like this!
Posted: Friday 1st July 2005, 4:44 PM
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