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Court Room Blowjob Banter

I had to laugh when I read this excerpt from an actual court case where a young prostitute's defence lawyer was cross-examining a vice squad police officer.

Defense Lawyer: After approaching my client what did you say?

Vice Cop: I asked her how much to get my dick sucked.

Defense Lawyer: "Dick sucked" or "blowjob?" In your statement you said...

Vice Cop: "Dick sucked." I say the same thing every time. She said 40 bucks.

Defense Lawyer: What else did you say?

Vice Cop: I told her it was always my fantasy to have two girls together, you know.

Defense Lawyer: And how long have you had this fantasy? (giggles from spectators)

Vice Cop: No, it's just, it's just what they tell us to say to get the other one to come over, you know.

The case was dismissed... Cops like blowjobs too!

Posted: Friday 5th May 2006, 11:11 AM


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