I had to laugh when I read this excerpt from an actual court case where a young prostitute's defence lawyer was cross-examining a vice squad police officer.
Defense Lawyer: After approaching my client what did you say?
Vice Cop: I asked her how much to get my dick sucked.
Defense Lawyer: "Dick sucked" or "blowjob?" In your statement you said...
Vice Cop: "Dick sucked." I say the same thing every time. She said 40 bucks.
Defense Lawyer: What else did you say?
Vice Cop: I told her it was always my fantasy to have two girls together, you know.
Defense Lawyer: And how long have you had this fantasy? (giggles from spectators)
Vice Cop: No, it's just, it's just what they tell us to say to get the other one to come over, you know.
The case was dismissed... 
Posted: Friday 5th May 2006, 11:11 AM