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"Big Dick" emailed me to tell me about his love of blowjobs. He also went on to tell me how big his dick is and I thought I'd share...
My Dick Is So Big...
10) ...it graduated a year ahead of me.
9) ...a homeless family lives underneath it.
8) ...there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. my dick.
7) ...we use it at parties as a limbo pole.
6) ...I was once in Ohio and got a blowjob in Tennessee.
5) ...Michael Jackson wants to build an amusement park on it.
4) ...I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second, and third.
3) ...that the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures.
2) ...I'm already fucking a girl tomorrow.
1) ...movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and my dick sizes.
Do you think he might be exaggerating just a little? 
Posted: Friday 12th May 2006, 6:33 PM