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Group Sex Fool

Well maybe I wasn't thinking straight yesterday but at least the Blowjob Blog's readers were! Thanks to all of you who emailed to remind me that Thursday, the day of the group sex threesome deadline, is APRIL FOOL'S DAY!

I was so close to getting sucked in by Kevin and Melissa. Kevin was SO convincing and how he kept a straight face is beyond me. Now that I'm onto his plan I might have to have a little fun of my own. I'm going to say YES ;)

Posted: Wednesday 31st March 2004, 3:37 PM

Group Sex Threesome

I was talking to Kevin earlier today and he was telling me how his girlfriend Melissa has a fantasy. She wants to try a group sex threesome with another guy. Kevin says she loves to suck cock but she fantasises about giving a blowjob while being fucked doggy style. Anyway, Kevin wants ME to be the third person!!

WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SAY WHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU THIS?!

I was gobsmacked. Melissa is a "nice girl" and I'd NEVER have picked her as someone who fantasises about group sex orgies! Don't get me wrong, she's pretty hot, slim and has a great set of tits, but she's my friend's girlfriend! Kevin doesn't have a problem with it though so maybe I'm worrying too much...

Anyway, I didn't say yes or no but Kevin and Melissa want to know by Thursday as they'll have to ask someone else if I say no.

What would YOU do?

Posted: Tuesday 30th March 2004, 6:10 PM

Desktop Strippers!

We're having a quiet day today. The girls have gone out shopping so Tony, Kevin and I are surfing the net looking at important stuff like tits, ass and pussy! LOL!

Anyway, Kevin showed me an awesome free program which puts desktop strippers right on your computer's desktop! I'm a big fan of Nikki Nova and Aria Giovanni and I was blown away by their desktop antics!

There's a heap of other desktop strippers to choose fom including Sunny Leone, Veronica Carson, Linda Tran, Angel Cassidy, Justine, Erica Rose Campbell, Natacha, Christine Young, Kyla Cole, Mia Stone, Stacy, Anna Marie Goddard, April, Dana V., and too many other porn stars to mention here! Let's just say that they're all hot and horny and you can have them dancing a hot striptease on YOUR desktop in minutes.

It's FREE! No bull, no dialers, no spyware, no credit card.

Get your FREE DESKTOP STRIPPERS now!

Posted: Monday 29th March 2004, 11:16 AM

Hangover Cure

After another wild night partying with way too much alcohol, party food and a lack of sleep, I feel like shit again. Tony on the other hand is up and at 'em with way too much energy for my liking. It makes my eyes hurt just to watch him...

Do you want to know his secret? I only found out this morning when I asked him "Don't you get hangovers?" and he replied "Not since I started using Chaser Pills. They're my hangover cure in a bottle." I thought he was pulling my leg until he showed me a half full bottle of little orange pills with a label saying "Freedom From Hangovers".

It seems the secret to curing a hangover is to prevent yourself getting one in the first place! Tony says he takes two of his hangover prevention pills with his first drink and then just gets on and parties like there's no tomorrow (I can attest to the fact that he DOES like to party hard...)

I'm going to try out Tony's hangover cure so I'll let you know how they go but if Tony is any indication of their effectiveness, I'll be stocking up my bathroom cupboard in the very near future ;) (I started to believe that Pepperoni pizza really WAS his secret hangover cure! Now I know the truth I don't feel so bad!)

Posted: Sunday 28th March 2004, 12:34 PM

Hangover Breakfasts

What's YOUR favorite food for the morning after a big night out?

We had a ton of fun last night, finishing up sometime after 2AM. My place looks like a bomb hit it, with people, empty bottles, cans, glasses and pizza boxes scattered all around the place.

Tony, one of my out of town friends, is sitting here eating cold pepperoni pizza and drinking milk. He reckons it's the only way to beat a hangover. Me... I don't have a hangover cure but I find I can just manage to keep toast and orange juice down if I DON'T watch Tony eating...

Everyone else is still sleeping... or at least pretending to! On the bright side... we get to REALLY party tonight!!

Posted: Saturday 27th March 2004, 11:12 AM

Party Time!

I've got a great weekend planned as a few out of town friends are dropping in and staying for the weekend.

We're having a beer and pizza night tonight while we sit around and catch up with what's been going on in our lives since we last saw each other.

I always enjoy these type of get togethers as it's great re-living old times with good friends.

Tomorrow night we're going out on the town and I don't expect to get home until the wee small hours of Sunday morning. These people DO like to party!

Posted: Friday 26th March 2004, 5:44 PM

Blowjob Jokes

Here's one of the funniest blowjob jokes I've heard, emailed in by one of the Blowjob Blogs readers, "Christo5"... :)

An old man and old woman out driving were pulled over by a traffic cop.

When the cop asked "Where you folks from?" the old woman said "Sorry sonny, I'm a little hard of hearing, what did you say?

The old man speaks loudly to her "HE WANTS TO KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE."

"OH! Were from Memphis, Tennessee." the woman offered.

The traffic cop said "You know I had the worse blowjob of my life in Memphis".

The old woman said "Huh? What did he say?"

The old man said "HE SAYS HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU".

Posted: Thursday 25th March 2004, 7:13 PM

April Fools Day Fun

It's just a week away so if you need any last minute gags, practical jokes, pranks or gag gifts for some April Fools Day fun, I highly recommend you visit PRANK PLACE. It's THE place to get all the supplies you'll need for all your twisted plans :)

I've got a few April Fools Day Pranks lined up for some friends of mine though I'm wary of their efforts to catch me out ;)

Posted: Wednesday 24th March 2004, 6:08 PM

Last Minute Travellers

If you're planning on going on an overseas holiday or business trip in the near future you might want to take a look at this site... Last Minute Travellers.

It has some excellent information and advice on travel, holidays, accomodation, airline tickets, travel luggage, safety and what to do and not do when travelling overseas.

In todays climate we all need to take a little more care with our pre-travel planning and Last Minute Travellers has a lot of free info to get you thinking about what needs to be done before you go away on your vacation or business trips.

Posted: Tuesday 23rd March 2004, 6:03 PM

Janet Jackson Breast Flash

"Storky7" emailed me this picture of the famous Janet Jackson breast flashing incident at the Super Bowl. He swears that THIS picture shows what REALLY happened and that the other picture of Justin Timberlake exposing Janet Jackson's breast is the imposter. LOL. I'll let YOU make up your own mind. ;)

I know if Justin Timberlake had boobs like Janet Jackson he'd have been a VERY popular member of boy band NSYNC.

If you want really good, authentic, naked Celebrity pictures and movie clips you'll find a great collection of much better quality (sorry Storky!) pics and movies over at Mr. Skin. You'll find no imposters there ;)

Posted: Monday 22nd March 2004, 6:57 PM

Free Sex Story

"Stone and Delia" emailed this little gem into me last night. Enjoy their free sex story - I certainly did!

With growing anticipation he watched as she teasingly peeled off her tight body hugging t-shirt. Her proud nipples stood erect, ready to be licked and sucked.

He could feel his cock stirring beneath the confines of his jeans as she peeled hers off, tossing them on the floor. She teasingly slid her silky black thong down over her thighs, over her knees, then down over her creamy calves until she stepped out of the tiny undergarment.

The sight of her beautiful tits, ass, and clean shaven pussy was almost more than he could bear. He held the back of her head and pressed her closer as she opened her mouth to envelop his cock within the warm, wet moistness of her soft lips. She could tell that he wanted her to suck his cock and she was happy to oblige.

After a while she let go of his cock with her mouth and moved up higher on him, pressing his huge organ between her big, soft tits.

He fucked her tight pussy hard, filling it with every inch of his hard dick before pulling out all the way and then slamming it back in until his aching balls rubbed up against her.

After rubbing his sticky cock against her tiny back orifice to spread her pussy juices, he eased his rock hard member into her ass hole.

It hurt a little at first but after a few strokes, her asshole relaxed and began to welcome the intrusion of his cock. Her virgin ass hole literally consumed his cock with each thrust until he couldn't hold back and a series of explosive ejaculations burst from the tip of his prick to fill her anal canal with his seed.

Perfect timing. Their train had just pulled into the railway station.

WooWoo! I think I need a cold shower. Thanks to "Stone and Delia" for sharing that with us. Train travel will never be the same for me again! If anyone else has any free sex stories they'd like to share with the Blowjob Blog, email me ;)

Posted: Sunday 21st March 2004, 6:29 PM

Blowjob Music

Do you have a favorite piece of music that you like listening to while receiving (or giving) a blowjob?

I once dated a girl who liked to hum along with Pink Floyd's "Goodbye Cruel World" as she gave me a long, slow blowjob. It was a VERY enjoyable experience and I would recommend you try it if you get the chance, though it doesn't necessarily have to be Pink Floyd's music you listen to of course :)

I never thought I'd have a collection of blowjob music but I now own every album Pink Floyd have ever produced! Sadly the girl in question moved on a long time ago...

Posted: Saturday 20th March 2004, 4:43 PM

Paris Hilton Video

The people over at "Trust Fund Girls" have now made it even easier for us to watch the Paris Hilton video. They've cut it up into segments so you can watch it scene by scene!

This is a great move as it makes it cheaper and also quicker to download. You can still get the entire movie but for those people on dial-up connections it's a lot more practical to just download the bits you REALLY want to see!

Check out the new PARIS HILTON VIDEO now!

Here's the various scenes on offer and their approximate runtimes and download size...

3 Minute Fuck (Full Color) @ 11MB
4 1/2 Minute Blowjob (Full Color) @ 17MB
16 1/2 Minute Full Color @ 62MB
19 Minute Infrared @ 72MB
37 1/2 Minute Uncut Version @ 140MB

I downloaded the full Paris Hilton movie a while ago and if you were only going to download one part of it, I'd recommend the blowjob video (hehehehe... what else would you expect the Blowjob Blog to like the most?).

The infrared part of the video is a waste of time, (unless you're into infrared sex videos of course!), but the rest of the movie will make you view Paris Hilton in a completely different light to the person you've come to know as the star of "A Simple Life".

Posted: Friday 19th March 2004, 6:24 PM

Green Beer Babes

I had a ball last night at the St. Patricks Day "Happy Hour". I never thought I'd drink green beer but last night was an exception.

The bar I went to had some GORGEOUS waitresses in very short skirts and very low tops serving green beer, Guiness and Irish whisky.

The "Green Beer Babes" as we ended up calling them were a great marketing ploy as they had no shortage of customers and no shortage of admirers.

The funny thing was that they got even MORE gorgeous as the night wore on. (I think I proposed to at least three of them at some stage!)

My head is very fuzzy today and I'm glad I don't have to go to work. It's a good day for a quiet day :)

I hope YOU had a great St. Patricks Day too!

Posted: Thursday 18th March 2004, 11:24 AM

St. Patrick's Day Blowjob

I hope all you lovely Irish people have a great St. Patrick's Day today. I'm just about to head out to an "Irish Happy Hour" which goes from 6pm until midnight. Talk about the luck of the Irish! I promise I won't bombard you with crazy Irish jokes either ;)

Here's a little Irish limerick I made up in honor of Saint Patricks Day ...

Bessy, a young blonde from Stucking,
Perfected the art of cocksucking,
Yes she's mastered the blowjob,
Bragged her boyfriend Bob,
'cause she swallows my load before fucking!

Posted: Wednesday 17th March 2004, 5:32 PM

Car Blowjob

I apologise in advance to all the blonde women reading this but it was too funny to NOT share with all the Blowjob Blog's readers :)

A blonde woman is driving her car and gets caught in a really bad hail storm and she ends up with her car covered with large dents. So the next day she takes her car to the repair shop.

The shop owner, seeing she is blonde, decides to have a little fun. He tells her that she can save on a repair job if she wants to go home and blow into the tail pipe, really hard, and all the dents will just pop out.

So the blonde drives home, gets out of the car, gets down on her hands and knees and starts blowing into the tail pipe. Nothing happened. So she blows a little harder, and still nothing happens.

Meanwhile, her roommate, also a blonde, comes home and asks, "What in the world are you doing?" The blonde car owner tells her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the hail dents to pop out.

Her blonde roommate rolls her eyes and says, "Hell-OOOO...!!! You are SO DUMB! Don't you think you should roll up the windows first?"

I really DO love blondes, and have a lot of respect for them, but for some reason they're the subject of some of the BEST jokes I've ever heard! (If it's any consolation they are also the source of some of the best sex I've ever had!)

If YOU like REAL car blowjobs, backseat cocksucking and hardcore hood humping... try this CAR SEX site! Loads of sexy blondes, brunettes AND redheads who'll soon straighten out YOUR "vehicle"! ;)

Posted: Tuesday 16th March 2004, 6:40 PM

Blow Job Tip

One of the main complaints you hear from women is about the taste of semen - that it's bitter and salty. Here's a blow job tip for you girls... Suck on a mint just before giving head and the taste of the mint will overpower the taste of the semen! PLUS... some guys get an added buzz out of the menthol in the mint.

Posted: Monday 15th March 2004, 8:01 PM

More Funny Places

Thanks for the emails regarding yesterday's blog. it seems there are lots of funny place names around the world!

Fuku in China, Dikshit in India, Bangkok and Phuket in Thailand all rate a mention. Canada has a few places that make you go "Hmmmm...", such as Dildo in Newfoundland, Shag Harbor in Nova Scotia and Sexsmith in Ontario.

The United States also has some interesting places! Try Beaver, Blue Ball or Intercourse in Pennsylvania! How about Peckerwood Lake, Bald Knob or Toadsuck in Arkansas? There's Big Bone Lick in Kentucky, French Lick and Gnaw Bone in Indiana, Climax in Colorado, Knob Lick, in Missouri and Boring in Oregon - although that state also has Wankers Corner, so maybe it balances out.

Posted: Sunday 14th March 2004, 12:19 PM

Strange Fucking Places

"DrFlox" emailed me about something funny he found while traveling through Europe recently. he was in Austria and saw a sign pointing to a small village called "FUCKING"

He also tells me that he's been to other sexy sounding places around the world such as...
Wank Mountain in Bavaria, Titz in Germany, Clit in Romania and Cunter in Switzerland.

I remember from my travels around England, Ireland and Wales a few years ago having a bit of a laugh about the names of some of their towns... Brown Willy, Lickey End, Prickwillow, Penistone, Wetwang, Lord Hereford's Knob, Muff and Twatt were just a few I can remember!

If you want to jump across the channel to France, there was a town called Condom and another place called Pussy. I really enjoyed getting some pussy in Pussy too. Not a local pussy mind you, but another traveler from Britain - Caroline. I'll save that story for another day though ;)

Posted: Saturday 13th March 2004, 11:09 AM

Secretary Sex

Les and I get on pretty well and we've had some great nights out on the town as Les is a real ladies man. He's not a particularly handsome guy, but for some reason women find him sexy and trust him... and he certainly knows how to take advantage of that trust. I've seen more than one unsuspecting woman fall for his "bedroom eyes" and silver tongue.

I remember one time we went out to a strip club and were enjoying the scenery both on and off the stage. There was a group of about a dozen women a few tables away who were out on a "hen's night". The bride to be, a very attractive young blonde, was up on the table dancing away with one of the club's girls. They were going stroke for stroke, grinding and heaving to the music's beat. Les just walked over and slipped a $10 note into the panties of the bride to be - which really pissed off the stripper. Within minutes we'd all been asked to leave and we ended up out on the sidewalk.

After a bit of a laugh and a quick introduction Les found out that most of the women were secretaries from one of the big law firms in town. After asking them who liked dictation, then following that up with "What's the biggest dick you've ever taken", Les had the drunken secretaries laughing hysterically and eating out of his hand!

He somehow talked them into taking us back to the house of one of the bridesmaids where the girls put on some bump and grind music and continued where they'd left off! By the end of the night Les had disappeared with one sexy secretary, then the bride to be, then at least two of the other women in the group at various times.

It could have been more but I ended up enjoying a little secretary sex of my own with a busty redhead who'd had a little too much to drink and was really showing her wild side! I couldn't take my eyes off her when it was her turn to dance and she knew it! She was lifting up her skirt, shaking her ass and grinding her hips just inches from my face. I couldn't help myself so I waited for her next pass and shoved my face forward and darted my tongue along the length of her g-string covered ass. When she just ground back harder I knew I was in for a good night!

We never did get an invite to the wedding, though I know where I'll be going if ever I need a sexy secretary to sit on my lap and take dictation!

Posted: Friday 12th March 2004, 6:19 PM

Painting Pain

I've spent all day today helping my cousin Les paint his apartment. How people do it for a living is beyond me. My neck is aching from looking up at the ceiling and my eyes are aching from looking at the white paint we've been applying TO the ceiling!

I now look 10 years older as my hair is speckled with white paint. I actually got Les to take a picture so I can see how many years it takes for me to look like this WITHOUT the paint!

Maybe I'll have to try my luck with some Mature Women... ;)

Posted: Thursday 11th March 2004, 7:05 PM

Email Sex

Have you ever had a girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband or lover go away on a trip and swap sexy email messages with you? Or maybe you've even gone so far as to have email sex?

Of course, if you have, you've probably been careful to address the email to the right person as you wouldn't want it to fall into the wrong in-box...

It's a shame Sharon Dyson didn't think of that...

While on an overseas business trip, the English woman sent a sexy email to her boyfriend � which went round the world after she hit the wrong button.

It seems she'd received an email from her lover, which he'd also sent to 30 of his pals and colleagues. When she replied, she spelled out in explicit detail what she would do to him on her return, and how the couple had pleasured themselves while apart.

Instead of clicking "Reply", she hit "Reply To All" � sending it to the same 30 people that her boyfriend had emailed originally! It was soon in inboxes all over the City of London and then the world.

Her gaffe mirrored the case of another email about oral sex sent by 26-year-old Claire Swire to her lover which went worldwide in 2000.

Of course SEX IN YOUR EMAIL is nothing new... I've had a free subscription for a couple of years ;)

Posted: Tuesday 9th March 2004, 6:47 PM

Pregnant Sex

Doug, a guy I work with, was telling me today that his wife was pregnant and he's finding that her appetite for sex has increased to the point where he's now having trouble keeping up with her DAILY needs. Quite often he says he'll wake up to find his wife fondling or even sucking on his cock. Once awake, she's onto him like a lioness onto a sick water buffalo (Doug's words not mine!)

Not that Doug's complaining however as he reckons his wife's tits have become bigger and more sensitive and she loves to have them sucked and fucked. He says the pregnant sex he's enjoying now is wilder and more frequent than the "normal" love life he and his wife enjoyed before she fell pregnant.

Without going into explicit detail, Doug did say that he now gets a blowjob pretty much whenever he wants one instead of having to wait until his birthday, Christmas or anniversary (fuck that for a joke!) He also said his wife now really loves to fuck doggy style, whereas before the pregnancy she was happier in the traditional missionary position. I also get the impression he has a choice of where he aims while he's got her on all fours ;)

Anyway, Doug's pregnant sex story got me wondering so I did a quick search on Google and was blown away by the number of sites dedicated to pregnant sex!

You name it, it's out there... Pregnant sex videos, hardcore pictures and even live shows where horny pregnant women get to satisfy their urges while WE get to watch! Wild stuff indeed!

After seeing this PREGNANT SEX site, I can now see why Doug WOULD be a happy man. If only *I* knew a pregnant woman, I'd be happy to help her satisfy some of her wild sexual cravings :)

Posted: Monday 8th March 2004, 6:34 PM

Male Anatomy Terminology

Here's a little sex education regarding the male anatomy and the correct medical terminology...

Glans : the "head" of the penis.
Frenulum : the most sensitive part on the underside of the penis where the head and shaft meet.
Shaft : the tubular "body" of the penis.
Perineum : the sensitive area between the testicles and the anus.
Testicles : the sperm storage area.

I'm not sure how you'd go with the pickup line, "Hey baby, how'd you like to lick my frenulum?", but feel free to try it and if you have any luck let me know!

Posted: Sunday 7th March 2004, 7:44 PM

Oral Sex v Anal Sex

Have you ever had a girl who doesn't mind WHERE you put your cock as long as it's DEEP inside her? I "bumped into" a horny babe just like that last night while I was out on the town. Her name was Natalie and she was fucking wild... anal sex, oral sex, pussy fucking, tit fucking, ball licking and all things in between. Of course things aren't all rosy as she certainly wasn't a "10" to look at, but I'll sure give her full marks for enthusiasm and flexibility! She had a pretty good sense of humor too. She told me this joke while my cock was recovering from exploring her inner regions...

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.

Posted: Saturday 6th March 2004, 2:38 PM

Sex Starved Husbands

You've gotta hand it to this guy for trying!

A lonely husband on Ansbach, Germany who claims he's starved of sex was told by a German court that authorities will not pay for his weekly visits to a brothel and a string of pornographic material.

Citing his "considerable sexual needs," the 35-year-old man took his local authority to court claiming that as his Thai wife lived in Thailand, it ought to compensate him for their lack of sex.

Consequently, he wanted the social welfare office to fund his four visits a month to a brothel, including transport, as well as eight pornographic movies and two monthly contact magazines.

"I require the brothel visits for my physical and psychological well-being," the man said in his application.

But a German administrative court turned him down on the grounds that any such activities should be paid out of what he already receives in benefit.

The sex starved husband claims German officials are keeping him apart from his wife, with whom he has a son, by refusing to pay her air fare here.

Posted: Friday 5th March 2004, 4:56 PM

A Girl Who Sucks Cock

"Neddie39" from Arkansa emailed me with his life story...

In high school, I dated a girl who sucked cock, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl.

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability.

I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got excited about anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She was without direction. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

After college, I found an ambitious girl and married her. She was so ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned.

Now all I want is a girl who sucks cock!!

Don't we all my friend, DON'T WE ALL!

Posted: Thursday 4th March 2004, 6:35 PM

Sex Blogs

I've just spent a few hours looking at other people's lives via the sex blogs linked from this page. You know, some people have amazing sex lives and I sometimes wonder what it would be like to be able to swap for a week or so.

Has anyone else here got their own sex blog? If you do, drop me an email and let me know where it is. I'm sure everyone here would LOVE to read YOUR web log :)

Posted: Wednesday 3th March 2004, 8:18 PM

A Blonde On Blondes

Here's a little something a certain blonde-haired friend of mine sent me...

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that...

� she called me to get my phone number.
� she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
� she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
� she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
� she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
� she tried to drown a fish.
� she thought a quarterback was a refund.
� she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
� she tripped over a cordless phone.
� she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
� she studied for a blood test.
� when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
� when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

I guess there's nothing like a blonde to know how blondes think :)

Posted: Tuesday 2nd March 2004, 6:43 PM

April Fools Day Pranks

I know it's still a month away but NOW is the time to start planning all your April Fools day pranks and practical jokes. I have a few targets picked out who gave me a hard time last year and, as they say, "Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold". :)

You may remember how I caught my sister out on her birthday with a fake lottery ticket (see Gag Gifts & Pranks for the full story). Well she's called a truce with me as long as I help her to set some of her friends up with a few practical jokes and gag gifts courtesy of the folks over at PRANK PLACE

These guys have a huge range of practical jokes, gag gifts and April Fool's pranks which are ideal for getting a laugh out of someone you love (or hate for that matter!)

Here are just a few to get your mind ticking over...