Blowjob Blog March 2006!

Blowjob In The Shower

"Bloodlust" emailed me with his latest exploit - a blowjob in the shower during a party. After several failed attempts at sexual intercourse, (showers are just not practical for fucking in, especially after a few drinks, he says), his girlfriend offered to perform fellatio on him. He consented (OF COURSE!) and soon she was kneeling before him in the shower.

After a few minutes of oral pleasure, he noticed something strange about the water, it seemed to be turning red. He looked down at his eager girlfriend and realized blood was gushing from her knee.

In her more-than-slightly intoxicated state, the girl had kneeled on a shaving razor without noticing it. A hurried trip to the hospital resulted in her receiving 6 stitches.

Phew! For a minute there I thought she'd bitten off more than she could chew!

Posted: Monday 27th March 2006, 1:44 PM

Oral Sex

Oral sex (from Latin os, oris "mouth") consists of all the sexual activities that involve the use of the mouth, tongue, etc., to stimulate genitalia. Common slang terms for oral sex, regardless of gender or sexual orientation, include to "go down on" or "give head to" a partner.

Among dedicated virgins, oral sex is common, as to many it is perceived as not counting as full sex, and thus engaging in the practice does not entail the loss of virginity. (But they'd be WRONG )

Posted: Friday 24th March 2006, 4:57 PM

Singing Cocksucker

I laughed when I read the email "Singing Cocksucker" sent me, though being in her teens, it's a little more understandable.

She writes "I'm a singer in my high school band and one of the guys keeps asking me to suck his cock. I've never done that before, even though I'm not a virgin, and I was wondering if it could damage or change my voice."

My words of wisdom to you my sweet young thing is that the only way your voice will change if you suck his cock is if you try singing at the same time.

Actually, it may be a good idead if you DID sing, or at least hum, while you gave him a blowjob - a practice called a hummer.

Posted: Tuesday 21st March 2006, 2:52 PM

Reciprocal Oral Sex

"Mambo" emailed me with his situation. he writes...

"My wife and I have a good sex life. We've been married 15 years buy she refuses to reciprocate when I perform oral sex on her. Should I refuse to give her head until I get a blowjob?"

Now Mambo, the first thing that struck me here was... you've been married for 15 years! If, during that period, she has never sucked your cock, what chance do you think there is that she'll change her mind now?

Nothing is more tiresome for a partner than being pestered for some sexual service that they don't wish to perform. I think the fact she hasn't performed fellatio on you for 15 years is a pretty good indivator that she has no desire to do so!

Research has shown that in only 50 per cent of partnerships is oral sex equally pleasurable to both participants. Another survey revealed that while more than 70 per cent of women enjoyed receiving oral sex, 64 per cent didn’t enjoy giving it.

Some women claim they dislike giving oral sex as it makes them gag. Others simply may not have perfected their oral sex technique or even known what was expected of them. Some women complain that the sight and smell of the male genitalia is a turn-off.

The golden rule for a happy relationship is that the sexual activities are acceptable to BOTH partners. You did say that you have a good sex life, so presumably your wife is willing to provide the sexual excitement you need (apart from a blowjob). I wouldn't advise spoiling that with talk of withholding sexual favors.

As I've said before though, the key is COMMUNICATION! Talk to her about it and see if you can find some middle ground.

Posted: Sunday 19th March 2006, 5:10 PM

Code Of Conduct

While it has nothing to do with blow jobs, except for the fact that both of these guys needed a good one at crucial times in their lives, I just had to share.

Before the Iraq war started, Saddam Hussein sent George Bush a letter. Bush opened the letter and it contained a message that was obviously in code: 370HSSV-0773H.

George couldn’t figure out the code so he sent it to the CIA. They couldn’t solve it so it went to the NSA and the FBI, then to MIT and NASA and finally to the Secret Service. Eventually, they asked an elderly WWII code breaker. The guy took one look at it and said, "Tell the President he is looking at the message upside down."

Posted: Friday 17th March 2006, 5:13 PM

Deep Throat Gang

If you had visions of the "deep throat gang" being a horde of nubile cock-gobbling beauties you'd be in for a rude shock if ever you met them.

Manila police have rounded up the gang of 17 prostitutes, including seven transvestites, who were getting paid $100 to $1,000 for services ranging from blow jobs to anal sex. (the prostitutes, NOT the police)

The gang caters specifically to foreigners who come to the area for sex tours, with the transvestites posing as call girls and performing oral sex on tourists at the resurging Ermita red-light district in Manila.

Posted: Wedneday 15th March 2006, 2:45 PM

Hot Sex In The Firehouse

Of course India isn't the only place where hot sex is happening if allegations by a former mistress about sex in a Chicago firehouse are to be believed.

"A woman came to internal affairs with allegations that she was having sex with a firefighter, at the firehouse, while he was on-duty" said fire department spokesman Larry Langford.

Another source familiar with the investigation said the woman who made the accusation is a former mistress of a married firefighter who works in the firehouse. When the man attempted to end the relationship, the woman "threatened to ruin him and ruin his job" the source said.

These allegations aren't the first involving sexual activity in a Chicago firehouse. In March 2000, then-Fire Commissioner James Joyce threw the book at eight firefighters for having sex at a Northwest Side firehouse.

Prostitute Jennifer Manzella said she performed oral sex on as many as five firefighters a night over an 11-year period, being paid $25 for every sex act, that the sex went on at several firehouses and that her roommate was engaging in similar acts.

In 2004, the fire department cut off Internet access at 59 firehouse computers after determining that a computer at an O'Hare Airport station was used over a nine-month period to visit "inappropriate sites," including possibly pornographic ones.

A big "HI" to all the firemen out there

Posted: Monday 13th March 2006, 6:49 PM

Sizzling Hot Indian Blowjobs

If you thought Indian curries were hot you should see the latest MMS (MultiMedia Messaging Service) circulating! In Aurangabad, two second-year electronics students at the Jawaharlal Nehru Engineering College were arrested for filming and circulating a blowjob scene featuring one of their female classmates.

The accused — Hanuj Mehta of Mumbai and Nikhil Racheti of Latur — have been remanded to police custody. The female student was Hanuj’s girlfriend.

According to the police, Hanuj allegedly had the girl perform oral sex on him and captured her movements on his mobile handset, a Nokia 6680, however the girl did not realise that she was being filmed.

Hanuj showed the MMS clip to his friend Nikhil and the duo downloaded the pictures on a computer and then sent the MMS to a number of their friends.

The obviously blind girl (surely she must be if she's sucking cock and NOT noticing her boyfriend pointing his phone at her), who hails from Shillong, has stopped attending college and returned home after the MMS became the sizzling hot topic of discussion on the campus.

Sure gives a different meaning to the term "Phone Sex" doesn't it!

Posted: Saturday 11th March 2006, 1:20 PM

Blowjob Cartoons

Now that the furore over the cartoons of Mohammed has subsided, a Canadian university newspaper has published cartoons offending Christianity which make the Danish cartoons which followers of Islam found so offensive pale in comparison.

The University of Saskatchewan student newspaper, "The Sheaf", has published a cartoon depicting Jesus performing oral sex on a pig with the caption reading, "Go on, it's ok, it's kosher if you don't swallow".

The decision to publish the blowjob cartoon comes after the same newspaper refused to print the cartoons mocking Mohammed out of respect for Islam.

My guess is that noone will die, nor embassies burnt, businesses ruined and children incited to hate an entire civilisation as a result of the latest cartoons.

Posted: Wednesday 8th March 2006, 5:10 PM

Blowjob Classes

It's pretty logical really... if you need training in something, you enrol in a class to learn the skills you lack. That's the thinking behind the latest self help course, "Blowjob Classes - learn how to give flawless fellatio."

Participants in the "hands-on" seminar were given the choice of a variety of prosthetic dildos by the female instructor who joked that since she was teaching the course, she got to practice on the king dong... a 14-inch silicone monster she called "Johnson."

The two-hour workshop costs $85 with a wide variety of women of all ages citing reasons for attending such as "I want to know what I don't know," "I want to learn what my mom didn't teach me," "I hope to come away with something to really blow his mind" and "I need help with my gag reflex."

I'll bet "doing your homework" has never been so much fun!

Posted: Sunday 5th March 2006, 1:59 PM

Fuck Buddies

It might sound strange, but "fuck buddies" can make your life so much more enjoyable. When I was 20 I had a great fuck buddy, Leanne. She was the sister of one of my best friends and though she wasn't the hottest babe I'd ever seen, she was tons of fun and LOVED to suck cock and fuck in EVERY way imaginable.

We had a great understanding. There was no commitment, no expectations, no pressure. A group of us, usually around 8-10 guys and girls, would go out together drinking, dancing, laughing and trying to pick up a hot girl or guy. Most of the time we'd miss out and this is where having a fuck buddy makes so much sense!

Instead of going home and thinking about what a bummer the night turned out to be, Leanne and I would go back to her place, which she shared with Jackie, a hot petite blonde who was in her mid-twenties.

I wish I could say that this was where the night turned into a threesome sex orgy but unfortunately for me it never did. Jackie had her own life and her own fuck buddy. She kept pretty much to herself, though there was more than one occasion when I'd hear her moaning while Leanne and I fucked our brains out in the adjoining room, seperated only by a thin wall.

Leanne and I were fuck buddies for a couple of years. We drifted apart once we both had steady partners but I often think of her and the great times we had.

Posted: Thursday 2nd March 2006, 6:42 PM

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