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Email Spam Blocker

I finally snapped. I got sick and fucking tired of finding my email in-box overflowing with spam and spending half an hour sorting through it all for REAL emails. Time is money you know! If it wasn't those moronic Nigerian con-artists, it was clueless idiots trying to sell me university degrees, auto insurance, house mortgages or other shit I'm not remotely interested in buying.

I spent the last few days searching for a decent email spam blocker, downloading three for testing and then finally I settled on what I think is the best on the market.

It's early days yet but so far the number of unsolicited emails have dropped by around 90% which (according to the docs) should slowly improve as the spam blocking software learns what I want it to block and what I want to view.

I'll keep you posted on the results but if you want to check it out for yourself here's a link... Email Spam Blocker

Posted: Sunday 30th November 2003, 4:03 PM

Sex Free Oral Sex

Further to my revelations yesterday about Darren's girlfriend and her belief that giving a blowjob is not considered to be having sex...

Darren has since told me that his girlfriend is getting "A Brazilian" (i.e. removing ALL of her pubic hair"), so that after 18 months of seeing each other he can finally go down on HER! It seems that oral sex in general isn't considered to be having sex either!

Man, it seems Bill Clinton isn't the only one who believes in sex free oral sex!

And ya know, when I think about it, Darren has to be the luckiest guy on the planet.... 18 months of blowjobs with absolutely no requirement to reciprocate - LOL, that's just too much!

Posted: Saturday 29th November 2003, 8:23 PM

Sex Free Blowjobs

One of my friends, Darren, has a 22 year old Catholic girlfriend who insists on adhering to the "no sex before marriage" philosophy. Now, Darren has no desire to get married at this point in time but he DOES like sex.

When I asked him why he didn't just get a girlfriend who wanted sex as much as he did, he replied that while his girlfriend was a good Catholic she didn't consider a blowjob as sex!

It turns out that the lucky bastard gets all the blowjobs he can handle!!

Posted: Saturday 28th November 2003, 2:14 PM

Semen Swallowing Record

For those of you who were wondering what the world record for semen swallowing was...

MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED WORLD RECORD GOES TO....

Michelle Monahan from Los Angeles who, in July 1971, had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach.

I'm not sure how many blowjobs she had to perform to get that much and I don't know if she was saving it for a rainy day or whether it was the result of one big party, but this semen swallowing record holder gets this month's Blowjob Blog "thumbs up" award for excellence in performing above and beyond the call of duty!

Posted: Thursday 27th November 2003, 6:33 PM

Oral Sex Advice

Ever wondered what it would be like if Dear Abbey was a man?

Dear Mr. Abbey, my husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.

A: Do it. Sperm can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by giving him a blowjob twice a day. Then cook him a nice meal.

Dear Mr. Abbey, my boyfriend wants a threesome with my best friend and me.

A: Obviously your boyfriend can't get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you, he can only settle for the next best thing - your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why not get some of your college roommates involved too? If you're still apprehensive, maybe you should just let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal, while you think about it.

Dear Mr. Abbey, my husband has too many nights out with the boys.

A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is a great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (and it's a great time to clean the house too)! Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he gets home is for you and your best friend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal.

Dear Mr. Abbey, my man doesn't know where my clitoris is.

A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your man. If you must mess with it, do it in your own time or ask your girlfriend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your man as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal.

Dear Mr. Abbey, my boyfriend isn't interested in foreplay.

A: You're a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your boyfriend on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should - he should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal.

Dear Mr. Abbey, my husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep never giving me one.

A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal?

Posted: Wednesday 26th November 2003, 6:10 PM

Porn Star Blowjobs

Have you ever wondered how much porn stars gets paid? I thought they got thousands and thousands of dollars for what they do but it appears that porn star blowjobs go for just $500. (That's to GIVE a blowjob, not receive one LOL!)

Here's the full "porn star price list" ...

• Nude Modeling : $300
• Masturbation with sex toy : $400
• Blowjob : $500
• Standard Boy/Girl : $500-$700
• Anal Sex: $800-$1,000.00
• Gangbang, Double Anal, Other Specialty : $1,500 and up.

So there ya go. Now you know how much porn stars get paid for sucking cock and fucking on camera do YOU want to be one?

THESE babes do... Porn Star Blowjobs

Posted: Tuesday 25th November 2003, 6:55 PM

Hospital Sex

Dave from Australia sent in this twisted little gem... LOL

A man is visiting his wife in a hospital where she's been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh. The man runs out and tells the nurse. She calls for the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction.

The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan from his wife. He rushes out and tells the doctor who says this is amazing and is a real break-through.

The doctor then suggests the man should go in and try oral sex, so the husband goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet. He tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happened, to which the man replies, "She choked."

Posted: Tuesday 25th November 2003, 6:25 PM

Drunk Mom Sucks Cock

During my latest porn surfing expedition I came across a site which reminded me so much of an experience I had a few days after my 21st. birthday.

I'd been around at a friends place at a farewell party as they would soon be moving interstate. I'd drank a few too many beers and was going to catch a cab home but after waiting for more than half an hour it still hadn't shown up. Craig's mother offered to drive me home, even though she'd been drinking as well but I figured she knew what she was doing so I poured myself into the car and away we went.

Now Craig's Mom wasn't that old, She'd had Craig when she was just 18 so she was just this side of forty and looking good. She had nice boobs and long, dark hair which always seemed to shine. I've always had a thing for women with long hair and I commented to Ellen how much I liked her hair and that it made her look much younger.

She pretended to be insulted saying "I'm not THAT old you know!" which got me laughing and she followed up with "anyway, age improves women, just like fine wine".

Maybe it was the effect of the beer, but my mouth was 2 steps in front of my brain and I blurted out "Yeah, I know how good older women can be", thinking back to my previous encounter with my Moms redheaded friend.

By the time my brain caught up Ellen had pulled over to the side of the road and was grinning at me. "Tell me more", she enquired. So I did. I told her in such detail that I could see her nipples hardening and poking out of her blouse.

That wasn't the only thing that was hardening either. "Little Head" had become interested in reliving old times and had formed a noticeable lump in my jeans.

Ellen certainly didn't miss it and she reached across to slide her fingers over the stretched fabric. Her head bent forward and her hair hung down, brushing my leg. I ran my hand over her hair and as I reached the back of her head she lowered her face into my lap, unzipped my fly and proceeded to suck my cock head.

Her swirling tongue and bouncing hair felt amazing and it didn't take long for her to feel the spurt of my eruption as I unloaded into her mouth. Hey, this drunk mom sucks cock AND swallows!

I didn't see Ellen again after that but I still see Craig a couple of times a year. He always says to say hi from his Mom :)

Anyway, to get back to the reason for this post... here's the site that jogged my memory. ENJOY!

Drunk Mom Sucks Cock

Posted: Monday 24th November 2003, 8:41 PM

A Girl Who Swallows

After yesterday's rant about girls who swallow, Adriana from Italy was convinced by her boyfriend to email me with a woman's view on swallowing.

"I always liked to give a blowjob but never used to swallow as the taste wasn't that good but Franco really loves it when I do so we made a deal to keep peace between us. Whenever I swallow his cum he has to do something that I really like him to do for me. It's for both of us to give a little and take a little to get what we really want. He was not happy though when I asked him to wash my car one day. Maybe that wasn't what his part of the deal was so he thinks!"

LOL - Thanks for sharing that with us Adriana. I'm betting that Franco might want to revise that deal real soon ;)

There it is folks, don't ya love it? A girl who swallows for the good of mankind and peace on earth... ahhhhhhh :)

Posted: Sunday 23rd November 2003, 5:37 PM

Girls Who Swallow

It's like the search for the holy grail of blowjobs isn't it? How do you find girls who swallow? I know for a fact that you can't tell by physical appearances, social standing, age, color, size or the way they dress.

I've had oral sex from many different types of women... some old, some young, some black, some white, some attractive, some who you'd need 2 six packs to consider as anywhere near fuckable and some girls I NEVER thought would suck cock, never mind swallowing my load! One thing I've realised is that unless she comes out and says "I SWALLOW", you won't know until "it's time".

Maybe they should wear a badge or something... "Proud Member Of The Girls Who Swallow Club" ... LOL!

One thing's for sure... if they did, they'd NEVER have a shortage of dates!

Posted: Saturday 22nd November 2003, 6:33 PM

Sperm Bank

A guy walks into a sperm bank with a balaclava over his head and a gun in hand. He walks over to the woman at the counter and orders her to open the safe.
"Ah, but sir, this is a sperm bank!"
"I know that. Just open the damn safe."
The young woman opens the safe and asks, "Now what sir?"
"Grab three tubes and drink them!" he replies.
"What?"
"Drink them!" he insists.
"But..." she protests.
Waving the gun in the womans face, he orders her to drink the semen.
So she uncorks the tubes and proceeds to drink the semen.
"Now swallow" he orders.
There's an audible gulp followed by a sigh of "ahhh..."
The man removes the balaclava and the woman recognises the man as her husband.
He looks at his wife and says, "See - now that wasn't that bloody hard, was it!"

Posted: Saturday 22nd November 2003, 6:20 PM

Free Blowjob Movie

Almost forgot! There's some pretty damn hot free blowjob movie clips I stumbled across in my surfing (and no, I don't spend ALL day trawling for blow job porn movies and pictures!)

Free Blowjob Movie

Posted: Friday 21st November 2003, 8:16 PM

Free Blowjob

Well... free blowjob pictures any way!

I found another great free blow job picture gallery with a very friendly girl who reminds me of my old next-door neighbour.... I must look her up one day soon!

ENJOY!

Posted: Friday 21st November 2003, 8:07 PM

XXX Celebrities

What is it with celebrities nowadays? Earlier this month we see a video of Paris Hilton sucking cock and fucking Rick Solomon and now Michael Jackson has been arrested on serious sex charges. I hope there's no tape of that shit.

I don't know whether it's just bad luck or what, but I think if these XXX celebrities are the end result of having too much money, I'll just stay broke. Which is another reason I love blowjobs - they don't cost a cent (unless you count court costs LOL)!

Posted: Thursday 20th November 2003, 5:35 PM

Choking On Cock

I remember a one night stand I enjoyed a few years ago where this young babe started chatting away to me and my buddy as we were playing the card machines at a local club. She was pretty drunk and started telling us how her boyfriend had just dropped her and that he'd told her she was next to useless at sucking cock.

Me and my bud were almost pissing ourselves laughing inside but outwardly we sympathised with her (as you would) and invited her back to my place for a few beers.

After we'd downed a couple we steered the conversation back around to her "prick of a boyfriend", telling her that he probably wouldn't know a good blowjob if one slapped him in the balls. She agreed, saying that she was proud of the fact she could swallow all of his cock without gagging. We feigned disbelief, saying he must have a really small cock as most women can't take a cock that far in their mouths.

Well, she fell for the bait and before long she was choking on cock as both me and my pal took turns at dumping a hot load in her throat.

Yup, she COULD swallow a cock whole... but the boyfriend was right... she was fucking hopeless in technique, rythym and style... Not that we told her that though ;)

Posted: Wednesday 19th November 2003, 7:38 PM

Deep Throat

Has anyone else seen the movie "Deep Throat"?

It's over 30 years since it was made and was the most successful independently-produced movie ever made, bringing in a worldwide gross of $600 million on a budget of just $25,000.

For those who have yet to enjoy this porn masterpiece I won't give away too much except to say that the movie revolved around a woman whose clitoris was in her throat!

I didn't realise that Deep Throat star Linda Lovelace died on April 22nd, 2002 from complications following a car accident at the age of 53.

R.I.P.

Posted: Tuesday 18th November 2003, 7:12 PM

Deep Oral Girls

Ned from the USA sent me some interesting pictures of some deep oral girls that he and a buddy had the pleasure of meeting last summer.

While I have to say I'm jealous of your good fortune Ned, I can't share them with everyone else due to their hardcore nature and the fact that I don't have the girls written consent - BUMMER!

However Ned also shared his favorite oral sex web site with me which is where he got the name for the type of girl who likes to swallow cocks whole!

Deep Oral Girls - he ain't kidding either!

Posted: Tuesday 18th November 2003, 6:48 PM

Free Blow Job Picture

Over the last few days I've been surfing around my favourite porn sites and found this free blow job picture gallery where this guy goes around filming himself getting his cock sucked using a hidden camera in his glasses! Weird stuff but I guess the end justifies the means LOL!

Enjoy!

Posted: Monday 17th November 2003, 5:20 PM

Holy Blowjob

A priest was walking downtown one day and walked by a hooker.
"Blowjob $12!", she shouted.
Walking past her, another hooker shouted, "Blowjob $12!".
When he got back to the church, the priest asked a nun, "What's a blowjob, sister?"
"$12, just like in town!" she replied.

Posted: Monday 17th November 2003, 4:57 PM

Backseat Blowjobs

One of the hottest blow job escapades I've ever enjoyed was with also with Marie (the oral sex alarm clock). This girl just loved sucking cock and was a master of backseat blowjobs.

"Big deal!" I hear you say. "I've had a blowjob in the backseat of a car too!"

Yep, but have you had one while someone is driving the car, unaware of the backseat cocksucking?

I used to get excited whenever we were catching a cab as Marie would make me squirm as I carried on an inane conversation with the driver while she rubbed, stroked and finally sucked my cock en-route to our destination.

I'm not sure whether the drivers ever knew what was going on but one day I wouldn't be surprised if Marie and I ended up starring in one of those hidden camera shows "Backseat Blowjobs - see what normal everyday people get up to in the back seats of our cabs". LOL

Posted: Sunday 16th November 2003, 7:28 PM

Girls Who Swallow

Ya know it's funny how there are some girls who swallow and some who don't... I've had the occassional taste of my own cum, (no I can't suck my own cock LOL, I'm talking about post-blowjob kisses), and it doesn't taste *that* bad. I've sure had medicine that tastes worse!

Anyway, I guess my point is that if a guy gets greater pleasure out a girl who swallows his load (preferably with an appreciative "Ahhhh" immediately after), why don't more girls do it?

Here's a tip girls... your taste buds are on your tongue so if you get the cock right at the back of your throat you won't taste a thing when you swallow! :)

Posted: Saturday 15th November 2003, 4:58 PM

Blow Job Love

Q. What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

A. Spitting, swallowing and gargling

Posted: Saturday 15th November 2003, 4:45 PM

Paris Hilton Sex Tape

Thanks to Rick from New Zealand (not Rick Solomon) the Blowjob Blog can confirm that the Paris Hilton sex tape DOES exist and that she IS shown sucking cock in it. The videos quality is pretty ordinary, (you'd think she could afford to buy a decent video camera!), but it's definitely Paris starring in her own home made porn movie.

I'll bet Daddy's hot under the collar now his little girl is a porn star!

Posted: Friday 14th November 2003, 6:01 PM

Oral Sex Alarm Clock

That was Marie... She had the wonderful habit of sucking my cock while I was asleep, which is about the best way I can think of to wake up in the morning, fuck the alarm clock! She said she really got turned on by the feeling of my dick growing in her mouth while she performed oral sex on me as I slept. There was no way I was gonna disappoint her so I had to let her do it as often as she wanted (LOL)

...oh... AND she swallowed ;)

Posted: Thursday 13th November 2003, 6:04 PM

Blowjob Pictures

Carlo from Spain emailed me asking if I would post some of my favourite blowjob pictures in the Blowjob Blog. Man I wish I could but there are all sorts of copyright and licensing laws which govern what picture content can be used on a site like this.

The best advice I can offer is to click on one of the banners you'll find scattered around this site and see what's there.

**NOTE - these are hardcore adult sites which have XXX blow job pictures, movies and live oral sex shows which are not suitable or intended for viewing by people under the age of 18.

BTW... If I can get my hands on some legal blowjob pictures I'll be sure to make them available for everyone to see :)

Posted: Wednesday 12th November 2003, 5:56 PM

Email Blowjob Blog

I promised earlier that I'd be throwing the Blowjob Blog open to everyone and here's your chance.

Email the Blowjob Blog and share your cocksucking experiences with the rest of the blow job lovers here.

I'm sure we'd all like to hear from the ladies as well so get typing and email the blowjob blog with your blowjob stories, erotic dreams, oral sex fantasies, jokes, limericks, cartoons and tonsil-tickling tales.

BTW... Your privacy will always be protected as I'll only be using first names and the country of origin.

Posted: Tuesday 11th November 2003, 5:58 PM

Paris Hilton Sucking Cock

Now all we need is a copy of the video of Paris Hilton sucking cock and we'd be set for the night... LOL - Anyone want to trade places with Rick Solomon?!

I think I found a site where Paris would fit right in ... Rich Brats!

Posted: Monday 10th November 2003, 6:48 PM

Going Down

"I like lips and eyes and mouth and smooth soft skin
I got long fingers, gonna draw you in
So put on my moan and take off your clothes
Slide down slow, beneath your belly I go"

MGF singing about going down in their song Pussy Town.

Those words could be describing going down for a blow job too! Time for a compromise maybe? Time for a 69er!

Posted: Monday 10th November 2003, 5:34 PM

Machine Gun Fellatio

No, it's not the name given to describe a quick blowjob, it's actually the name of a band!

I was reading the newspaper today and came across an article which describes MGF's music as "straddling the fence between rock and dance music". The band's just returned home to Australia after touring the UK and the US.

Apparently several members of the band have a fondness for taking their clothes off on-stage and performing nude! Singer KK Juggy is known for doing a strip to the theme from the Muppet Show and keywboard player Chit Chat Von Loopin Stab has been known to parade around wearing nothing but a strategically taped Winnie The Pooh doll. When playing in LA he got into trouble with a huge bouncer who failed to see the humour in his antics!

With song titles such as ... Amorous, Girl Of My Dreams, Horny Blonde Forty, Mouth, Not Afraid Of Romance, Pussy Town and Take It Slow... they get my vote as the Blowjob Blog's band of the year.

Posted: Monday 10th November 2003, 5:18 PM

Mature Blowjob

Does anyone else have fond memories of an erotic encounter with a sexy older babe? Here's how my first mature blowjob went down (if you'll pardon the pun!)

My Mom was always getting herself involved in community charity affairs and one weekend she asked me to go around to a co-workers house to set up her backyard for a BBQ.

When I got there the place was a mess. I knew then that what was supposed to be a half hour job was going to take me most of the morning to finish. On the bright side, Mom's friend had a pool in her yard and floating on an air bed in that pool was a hot redheaded babe with big tits... in a very small bikini! ("Little Head" was suitably impressed but there was work to be done).

I introduced myself to the redhead who told me that her Mom had left a list of instructions on the kitchen table and that she would be back later. Now, the redhead musn't have read any smutty stories in porn magazines as this was where she was supposed to say "Why don't you take off your clothes and come in for a swim so I can give you a blowjob underwater". Instead she just went back to reading her book and floating lazily around the pool.

Oh well, I figured the sooner I started working the sooner I'd be outta there.

After almost three hours I'd finished the work on the list, no thanks to "Red" who alternated between swimming, reading and relaxing on a lounge in the shade. At least she remained in sight which was appreciated as I got a really good perve at her tight, sexy body.

I headed back inside to leave a note for Mom's friend but was surprised to find she'd already returned home. I knew straight away it was "Red's" Mom as she had the same flaming hair and what appeared to be a mature version of the tight, sexy body her daughter so proudly showed off.

I introduced myself to Sally and gave her an update on what I'd done. She grinned and said that maybe I would have finished sooner if I hadn't spent so long watching her daughter! DAMN! BUSTED! She laughed at my embarrassment and told me that my efforts were wasted as Tina was a lesbian and wouldn't know what to do with a hard cock if her life depended on it! I almost fell over!

Now without going into a whole lot of detail, let's just say that Sally DID know what to do with a hard cock and was VERY appreciative of my efforts and much friendlier than her daughter, resulting in my new-found appreciation of the mature blowjob, even though "Little Head" couldn't stop imagining a threesome with the daughter...

Posted: Sunday 9th November 2003, 2:52 PM

Street Blow Jobs

That's pretty eerie but a couple of days ago I was telling you about getting my first street blowjob and I found this site called Street Blow Jobs! To cut a long story short, I didn't see Kylie there but they do have a lot of pictures and movies of girls just like her giving head to guys in the street.

Anyway here's a free gallery they use to promote the site. Take a look and let me know what you think! Click here

Posted: Saturday 8th November 2003, 10:50 PM

Giving Head

I watched the movie "Van Wilder" last night. I was pissing my self laughing right from the start as the camera showed Van standing in front of an asian babe who was down on her knees and appeared to be giving head with sloppy cock sucking noises to match. At least that's what I THOUGHT was happening! She was actually taking his trouser inside leg measurement or fixing his zipper while sucking on a lollipop (not his I might add!)

I won't spoil the movie for you, and I definately won't say anything about the dog, but if you like movies like Porky's or American Pie you'll love Van Wilder. Oh... and if you can get someone to give head to YOU while watching it, all the better ;)

Posted: Saturday 8th November 2003, 8:44 PM

Give A Blowjob

You know that Christmas is only 7 weeks away! Yikes! I haven't even started looking for Christmas presents yet. However if any of you ladies out there are wondering what your man would like... GIVE A BLOWJOB!

• This present is free.
• It's definately going to be appreciated.
• It doesn't need wrapping.
• It takes up no room under the Christmas tree.
• It's better than a tie - or socks - or undies.
• If you're lucky you'll get something nice in return.

Give a blowjob to someone you love... It's the gift for ANY occasion :)

Posted: Friday 7th November 2003, 7:45 PM

Street Blow Job

I'd been heading over to a buddy's place to watch some football but en-route the heaven's opened up so I headed for the nearest shelter I could see, an empty newspaper stand's awning next to the street.

Less than a minute later, into my life gushed Kylie. At the time I remember wondering why she was bothering to look for shelter in my 3 feet of rain-free space as she was already soaked.

Her light cheesecloth blouse clung to her like a coat of paint, revealing a bra-less pair of small, firm breasts adorned by two hard, erect nipples. Her cutoff denim shorts hung low on her hips, due in part to the weight of the water they'd soaked up and also because this girl had not one ounce of fat on her hips or butt.

Being the sensitive new age guy that I am, I couldn't take my eyes off her tits * grin *. She just giggled, introduced herself and asked if I minded sharing my place in the street. I joked that it was going to cost her and she coyly remarked that she'd do ANYTHING to avoid eviction.

That's when "little head" kicked in and started to override "big head's" need to watch football and stay dry.

I invited Kylie closer and she happily nestled under my arm, pressing her wet breasts against my side and chest. Her hips soon found my rapidly growing hardon and she muttered something about making things warmer moments before I felt her hand rubbing my cock.

Little head took over all thinking duties at about the same time as an enormous clap of thunder shook our world. Kylie squealed and drew herself closer before dropping down to her knees and unzipping my fly.

Little head was ecstatic! Big head tried to regain some sort of control but the warm feel of Kylie's mouth drowned out any protestations as I enjoyed my first street blow job.

Kylie wasn't the best head I'd ever had but DAMN, it was exciting! I can't go past that spot now without feeling a twinge of expectation that Kylie may be close by... RAIN, DAMNIT, RAIN!

Posted: Friday 7th November 2003, 6:24 PM

Oral Sex Prize

Here's more evidence supporting the value of oral sex ...

LONDON (Reuters) - The Turner has enhanced its reputation as one of the world's most controversial art prizes -- this year's favourite displays a graphic depiction of oral sex.

The brothers Jake and Dinos Chapman, who firmly believe that nothing succeeds like excess, were installed 6/4 favourites to win the 20,000 pound prize, which is annually assailed by enraged critics as a national joke.

The bad boys of BritArt grabbed all the attention with "Death", described in the catalogue as "a life-size bronze cast of two inflatable sex dolls engaged in fellatio".

Photographers at Tuesday's media launch had difficulty finding a tasteful angle to illustrate the exhibit, which this year carried a health warning -- "This is not recommended for children under 16".

Posted: Thursday 6th November 2003, 4:57 PM

Cum Swallowing Slut

OK, OK... it's another day so I guess it's time I continued my story of Teresa's oral skills. (grin)

Not only did this babe have an incredible tongue, she also loved to swallow cum! I don't mean LIKED it, I mean she LOVED it! She turned into a wild cocksucking slut once she got the taste in her mouth. She once told me she'd rather eat it than wear it so hey, who was I to argue ;)

I remember one time when I got back from holidays after being away with the family visiting relatives at Christmas time. I hadn't had "relief" for over a week and so I was fully locked and loaded when we finally got together. She "did her thing" and unleashed what felt like a gallon of cum from my nutsack. My cock was pumping faster than a Texaco pipeline and the cum swallowing slut just gobbled the lot!

When I finally opened my eyes (which were watering from joy) I looked at Teresa's face expecting to see her eyes popping out from the force of my eruption. That cock sucking slut was licking her lips and smiling like the old Cheshire cat in the fairy tales. No wonder the boys in the football team liked her so much ;)

Posted: Wednesday 5th November 2003, 3:30 PM

Ball Licking Beauty

After Samantha triggered my love of blowjobs I was like a man possessed! I soon realised that Sam hadn't been as inexperienced as I'd imagined, as other girls seemed to lack the finesse that Sam had so generously displayed.

That was until I met Teresa... Whoa baby! That girl could suck cock! She had the most erotic tongue I had yet to come across (if you'll pardon the pun). If I hadn't known better I'd swear she had a snake in her mouth as it felt like she was wrapping her tongue around my shaft and licking my balls all in the same moment.

That wasn't the only trick this ball licking beauty had up her sleeve either... but I think I'll leave that for another day (grin).

Posted: Tuesday 4th November 2003, 2:22 PM

An Oral Sex Joke

A woman is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her young daughter walks in.

"Mother, where do babies come from?" asked the girl.

"Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their room... they kiss and hug and have sex" her mother replied.

(The daughter looks puzzled.)

"That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey" explained her mom.

"Oh I see, but the other night I came into your bedroom and you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?" asked the girl.

"Jewelry, dear" replied Mom.

Posted: Monday 3rd November 2003, 3:01 PM

My First Blowjob

I've been a blowjob lover ever since my first "real" girlfriend introduced me to the joy blowjobs can bring (IMHO girlfriends who don't put out don't count as "real" girlfriends).

Up until the age of 17 I'd had the occasional feel, the odd grope and the accidental grind but I'd never had a blowjob and it wasn't until the night of my 18th birthday that things really came to a head (so to speak).

Having had a few celebratory drinks with family and friends I was finally alone with my girl Samantha in the garage of my parents house (yeah I still lived at home but tonight it was worth it!). We started kissing and groping and Sam was grinding up against me when suddenly she dropped to her knees, unzipped my fly and reached inside.

I remember thinking "WHAT THE FUCK!!". Sam had never put her head below my belt line before but before I could say "WHAT THE FUCK!!" she had me in her mouth and I was experienceing my very first blowjob.

Her mouth was so hot and so wet as she started sliding her lips up and down my cock. I almost passed out! My legs started to feel rubbery and I started to shake and 10 seconds later I was trying to drown her!

That was it. That was a life defining experience for me. From that point on I was hooked on blowjobs. To this very day I'd rather have a blowjob than a fuck.

Sam and I parted company a couple of months later (she didn't like me trying out other girls cock sucking abilities) but in some ways I feel this Blowjob Blog is hers as much as it is mine.

Here's to you Samantha!

Posted: Sunday 2nd November 2003, 1:11 PM

Blowjobs RULE!

Woohoo! This site has been a lifetime in the making but finally I can say, WELCOME TO MY BLOWJOB BLOG!

Come in and enjoy the BEST oral sex can offer - the wet, sloppy blowjob (in my humble opinion of course). Call it what you will... sucking cock, giving head, eating meat, chokin' on the bone, slurping the salami... the evidence is overwhelming - blowjobs rule because they're the single most erotic act a girl can perform on a guy.

Hey, you don't have to take MY word for it! I'll be throwing this blog open to others to contribute here too. Between us, I reckon we can put the blow job right up there on a pedestal where it belongs, right alongside the vibrator, computers and the internet as the best things since sliced bread!

LET THE BLOGGING BEGIN!

Posted: Saturday 1st November 2003, 10:08 AM