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Blowjob Bracelets
I was talking to Jodie, my friends 15 year-old sister, yesterday and the talk got around to the "jelly bracelet" she was wearing.
Apparently they're the latest "in thing" with teenage girls but to some they're so much more than a simple fashion accessory.
The black, blue, orange, yellow and red plastic fashion bracelets can also be used as the basis of a teenage sex game.
The idea is that different colours represent different sex acts, and if someone rips the bracelet off, the person wearing it will perform the corresponding act.
It might start out as a game, with a boy trying to rip a girl's bracelet - blue means she owes him a blowjob, red, a French kiss, and black, intercourse.
Jodie says she doesn't care if the blue bracelet is the "oral sex bracelet", as she just likes them and "Nobody can make me do something I don't want to."
After doing a bit of research this morning I've come up with this list of the more commonly used colors and their associated meanings...
Orange: A kiss
Yellow: A hug
Red: A lap dance or French kiss
Purple: A kiss, holding hands or anal sex
Pink: Flashing
Blue: Blowjob or lap dance
Green: Outdoor sex
Gold glitter: Make out
Black: Sexual intercourse
Posted: Tuesday 30th November 2004, 5:48 PM
Oral Sex Positions
One of the great oral sex positions discussed in the Kama Sutra is what they call the "Nominal Congress" (the book calls fellatio "Mouth Congress").
This oral sex position involves the woman taking the penis in her hand, putting it between her lips and moving it around inside her mouth (not in and out).
I don't think there are any oral sex positions or techniques I DON'T like, but this is one that I definately DO like a lot. 
Posted: Sunday 28th November 2004, 2:35 PM
Cock Sucking Lips
There's nothing quite like a good pair of cock sucking lips. I think the sensations created by the lips are some of the most erotic feelings a man can have.
To maximise your partners pleasure use your lips in different ways and watch for signs of added enjoyment from your lover. 
Posted: Thursday 25th November 2004, 6:18 PM
The Butterfly Flick Blowjob Technique
One extremely pleasureable, and highly effective blowjob technique is "the Butterfly Flick".
This oral sex method consists of flicking your tongue lightly along the ridge on the underside of your man's penis. It's easier if you wrap one hand around the shaft of the penis but, once you master the butterfly flick blowjob technique, you'll be able to perform it "no-hands". 
Posted: Monday 22nd November 2004, 5:25 PM
Licking The Penis
Start your fellatio by licking the penis as though it were an ice-cream cone. (don't forget the nuts!)
Hold its base in one hand and then repeatedly lick upwards , first on one side then on the other.
Once you master licking the penis your lover will be like melted ice-cream in your hands
Posted: Saturday 20th November 2004, 12:44 PM
Kama Sutra Fellatio Tips
I've been reading the "Kama Sutra", probably the most famous Sex How To Guide" ever written. There's loads of hot sex positions in there but I really enjoyed reading about the various fellatio techniques so I thought I'd share a little bit of what I've read.
According to the Kama Sutra, fellatio was an activity performed by eunuchs disguised as females. Called "Auparishtaka" or "mouth congress", the eunuchs gave their master a blowjob while bathing or massaging him. They would fondle him until he became excited then pleasure him with eight kinds of fellatio, one after the other.
Posted: Thursday 18th November 2004, 2:36 PM
Vice City Blowjobs
I was over at my cousins house and he was playing a game on his playstation console called "Vice City". I had to laugh when he said he really loved the game "because, not only could you beat the prostitute, you could take your money back after the blowjob." 
My apologies to all the prostitutes reading this
Posted: Monday 15th November 2004, 6:33 PM
Broadband Porn Sites
It's so easy to take things for granted but my friend Peter is over the moon as he finally has broadband internet access! It's been a long time coming for Peter but at long last he can now surf the net at high speed and go hunting for all the broadband porn his little head desires.
Now, being the good friend that I am, I just HAD to do him a favor and point him over in the direction of
MY FAVORITE BROADBAND PORN SITE. That should keep him busy for a while.
Posted: Friday 12th November 2004, 4:40 PM
Oral Sex Ads For The Brain
I must be getting old... A friend was telling me that in "modern" lingo "brain" is a reference to oral sex.
Fortunately I'm not the only one who didn't know this as the transit bosses in New York City didn't work it out until after 200 buses were plastered with posters saying, "Read Books, Get Brain." In other words, pick up a book and you'll get oral sex. (How's that for great motivation?)
The oral sex ads were created by Akademiks, a cutting-edge hip-hop clothing label. One of them features a suggestively posed woman in nothing but panties, high heels and a sweater with a book in her hands... which she isn't reading.
In another ad, a guy's sitting on a pile of books while a scantily clad woman perches seductively on his lap. It, too, has the slogan, "Read books. Get brain."
There are six ads altogether, and once the Metropolitan Transit Authority caught on to the coded street language, officials started tearing the posters off buses.
Until last week, bus shelters in Philadelphia and other major cities, also carried the posters, but the advertising company that controls that space has since removed them.
Personally I don't have any problem with these type of oral sex ads. After all, anything that gets people thinking about blowjobs has GOT to be a good thing, RIGHT?
Posted: Tuesday 9th November 2004, 7:54 PM
Blowjob Positions
I've had a few emails lately asking about my favorite blowjob positions.
I've always enjoyed blowjobs more when both I and the giver of the blowjob were physically comfortable. It's much more fun if you DON'T end up with a sore neck or back.
I think it's best to experiment until you find a position that works well for both participants. Now this often depends on where you are at the time (you know you can't really lay back comfortably in an elevator). If in a confined space like an elevator, broom closet, airplane rest room etc., you might want to kneel before your man with him standing.
If you have a bit more room and privacy you can try seating your partner and crouching between his legs (try placing a pillow under your knees for even more comfort).
Or you can lay down and let your partner thrust into your mouth, (this is harder to control the depth, so don't be surprised if your throat gets a good fucking).
The number of possible blowjob positions are endless! It's just a matter of using your imagination. 
Posted: Saturday 6th November 2004, 2:54 PM
Election Question
"PoliticallyIncorrect" sent me this email. You might find it interesting...
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:
Candidate A:
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B:
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C:
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.
Posted: Wednesday 3rd November 2004, 10:55 AM
Blowjob Blogs Birthday
All together now...
Happy Birthday To You...
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Happy Birthday Dear Blowjob Blog...
Happy Birthday To You!
That's right gang, its the Blowjob Blog's 1st. birthday! Time flies when you're having fun!
I'd like to thank everyone for emailing me and sending in news, articles and gossip about blowjobs, oral sex and everything else that's made this blog what it is.
One year on and BLOWJOBS STILL RULE!
Posted: Monday 1st November 2004, 5:42 PM
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