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Police Caught In Car Sex Romp

Here's a blowjob tale with a twist. Two Philadelphia police officers are facing the sack after being caught receiving blowjobs from a third party in their patrol car.

A security guard spotted the two officers parked in their police car in the early hours of the morning with a "third party" who took turns giving them oral sex.

Watching on a security monitor, he said he saw the third party get into the police car with the two officers and have oral contact with the cops.

The twist? The guard said he thought the "third person" in the car might have been a man.

Posted: Sunday 27th November 2005, 2:32 PM

Why Performing Fellatio Is GOOD For You

It's been said that while the receiver of fellatio enjoys themselves, the giver may receive little or no benefit from the act. Now just in case my undying appreciation isn't enough, here's further proof why performing fellatio is good for you...

1. Naturally Healthy Skin

Yes it IS true! As men around the world have been saying for years, semen IS good for your skin. You see, semen is rich in natural lipids and essential amino acids in a natural gel base. Check the packaging labels, as many modern skin care products now incorporate lipids for improved skin conditioning.

2. Natural Nutritional Benefits

Yes it IS true! As men around the world have been saying for years, semen IS good to swallow as it's rich in zinc and essential amino acids.

3. Drug Free Stress Reduction

Performing fellatio can reduce stress and relax the individual. Modern research has shown that stress can make many conditions such as ulcers, heart disease and high blood pressure worse. Fellatio is a natural, drug free method of stress reduction. An added benefit is that with fellatio, there is no fear or worry of an unwanted pregnancy.

4. Beneficial Hormone Increase

Regular sexual activity, has been shown to increase Estrogen levels in healthy women. This sex hormone lowers cholesterol level and helps to prevent calcium loss.

5. Natural Protection Against Ulcers

Fresh human semen contains naturally occurring prostaglandins. These substances have the ability to prevent the formation of many gastric and duodenal ulcers and aid in skin repair.

I hope that may ease the minds of those readers who were feeling reluctant about performing fellatio on their soon-to-be-oh-so-relieved-and-appreciative partners.

Posted: Thursday 24th November 2005, 4:11 PM

Oral Sex Virgin

"ConfusedConnie" emailed me with her interesting, but not uncommon situation. She writes...

"Is oral sex real sex or not? What I mean is, if I give my boyfriend a blowjob, will I still be a virgin? I promised my Mom that I'd stay a virgin and won't have sex until I'm 17 or 18 because she's paranoid about me falling pregnant.

I love my boyfriend and he says if I give him oral sex, he'll never ask me for full sex. What should I do?"

OK... I guess the first thing that struck me was that you're so busy trying to keep everyone else happy that you've overlooked the most important person, YOU.

Full credit to you for taking everone's needs and feelings into consideration but what you need to decide is... What do YOU want?

Your Mom's concerns are valid but your boyfriend is using emotional blackmail to get what HE wants. (Don't be too harsh on him though - lots of young men use the same tactics as their hormones take control).

Mark my words, even if you agree to giving him oral sex he'll soon start wanting more. Using the same logic, anal sex isn't "real sex" either. Are you ready to give him that too?

Posted: Monday 21st November 2005, 5:11 PM

Oral Sex Myth

We're all familiar with Neil Armstrong's famous line as he set foot on the moon, "That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, etc." But did you know that immediately afterwards, he said, "Good luck, Mr Gorsky."

The meaning of this latter remark remained a mystery until 1995 when Armstrong explained that, as a child in Ohio, he'd heard their next-door neighbour, Mrs Gorsky, shouting to her husband, "Oral sex! You want oral sex? You’ll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"

Unfortunately, this is just an urban myth. The truth is, the story was invented by comedian Buddy Hackett for NBC’s Tonight Show, but it makes for such a great story I had to give it one last run.

Posted: Thursday 17th November 2005, 4:18 PM

Oral Sex Health Risk

A new Swedish study by dentist Kerstin Rosenquist has confirmed that the Papilloma Virus increases the risk of oral cancer.

Now before we all go out and slit our wrists, the risk of getting cancer of the mouth after oral sex is very small, but for those whose mouths are infected by a special form of the virus, known as a high risk Human Papilloma Virus (HPV), there is an increased risk.

The study compared 132 cancer patients in the south of Sweden with a control group of 320 healthy individuals. In the cancer group, 36% carried the high risk HPV, compared to just 1% in the control group.

Other risk factors are poor oral hygiene and missing teeth.

Of course I'd like to know... how do you get invited to participate in a trial like this?

Posted: Sunday 13th November 2005, 11:25 AM

Happy Birthday Blowjob Blog

It had slipped by without my noticing, but the Blowjob Blog's readers were quick to remind me! Several of you emailed me to wish a happy second birthday to the blog. My thanks to everyone who reads this blog and to those who contribute to its upkeep by visiting the sites I like to share. Keep those emails coming!

Posted: Wednesday 9th November 2005, 5:01 PM

Dumb Blonde Joke With A Twist

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde man were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 40th floor of a hi-rise building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage for lunch one more time I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a cheese sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the cheese sandwich and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.

The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."

Posted: Saturday 5th November 2005, 4:40 PM

First Time Sex

I saw the movie "40-year-old Virgin" last night and I thought it was great. It got me thinking about when people lose their virginity, which led me to do some online exploring which revealed some interesting celebrity first time sex stories.

Dustin Hoffman: "I jumped off her, stark naked, and left the room. I wound up in the living room, and guys were sitting around having beer and talking, and I was naked. This may have been the beginning of my acting career without my knowing it, because they stood up and applauded—and I liked the applause."

Tommy Lee: "I was 13 years old. It was the girl next door, and I got busted by my sister. My sister walked in and saw me fucking [my neighbor] on the floor in the garage, where I used to have this little drum room. She just freaked. And because it was her best friend, she told my parents. Fuck, it was all bad, dude. All-bad first experience."

Ewan McGregor: "I assumed it was going to be fumbling around and stuff. But the next thing I knew, she had taken control of the situation… She was a good teacher."

John Leguizamo: At 16, "I worked at Kentucky Fried Chicken, and there was a place right next door where you could go. My old man took me there. He said, 'You know, you need to lose your virginity,' and he left me there and then I went about my own business."

David Cross: "I was 18 and staying at my grandmother's house in New York. I would go into the city at night, and come home in the morning. One time, in Times Square—the old Taxi Driver Times Square, not the new Disney Store version—I earnestly asked a prostitute who had just blown me if she would let me fuck her because I was a virgin and I didn't have any money left and I had only enough for the blowjob. She was very nice about it and let me fuck her from behind, standing up for about two minutes. Then she abruptly stood up and said, 'OK, that's enough.' I thanked her and we went our separate ways."

Rob Zombie: "It was like a rat-infested Vietnamese POW camp populated by quick-witted Jawas hocking defective protocol droids."

Posted: Wednesday 2nd November 2005, 5:39 PM

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