The Blowjob Blogs Web Logs For October 2004

Blowjob Puppets

Yes, that's right... BLOWJOB PUPPETS! There's a new movie called "Team America: World Police" where a group of terror-fighting American puppets end up destroying the world while they're trying to stop the terrorists from destroying it first.

I won't spoil it for those of you who might want to go and see the movie but you have to watch out for the blowjob scene which contributed towards the movie receiving an "R-rating".

Posted: Sunday 31st October 2004, 11:12 AM

Queen Of The Sky Blog Trouble

Who would have thought that writing a blog could get you into trouble or even cause you to lose your job...

A female US airline attendant was suspended over postings she made in her blog. Ellen Simonetti, alias "Queen of the Sky", wrote a blog about her life in the sky.

After she posted pictures of herself in uniform, Delta Airlines suspended her from active duty indefinitely without pay calling the pictures "inappropriate".

I think *I'LL* try and stay out of blog trouble like the "Queen of the Sky" has found herself in... although my Christmas Party Blowjob story would cause me and a few others a whole lot of grief if it fell into the wrong hands!

Posted: Thursday 28th October 2004, 6:22 PM

Blowjob Mathematics

Try this blowjob mathematics brain teaser. It's pretty cool how it works out.

Don't scroll down and read the bottom of this message or you'll spoil the fun.

It takes less than a minute.

Work this out as you read.

1. First of all, pick the number of times per week that you'd like to have (or give) a blowjob. (it's gotta be more than once!)

2. Multiply this number by 2

3. Add 5.

4. Multiply it by 50. I'll wait while you get the calculator...

5. If you've already had your birthday this year add 1754. If you haven't, add 1753.

6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.

This should leave you with a three-digit number)

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you wanted to have or give a blowjob each week).

The next two numbers are ...

YOUR AGE!

Thanks to "PROFESSOR BLOWJOB" for this little gem

Posted: Tuesday 26th October 2004, 7:41 PM

Cum Fetish

"ISWALLOW" emailed me with her take on why she love to suck cock. She says she has a cum fetish, loves the taste and as she's had "loads" of experience, can distinguish all the subtly distinct flavours.

She continues... "There's nothing I enjoy more than watching my boyfriend's monster, spurt load after warm load on my face and then swallowing that thick, sticky cream."

NOW I need a cold shower...

Posted: Friday 22nd October 2004, 1:31 PM

Blowjobs For The Senses

"AngelicOne" emailed me her feelings on blowjobs and why she loves to give head... WARNING: This is not for the faint hearted!

For me, it's a bit of everything. It's the look and the feel of a guy having his cock in my mouth and for me, how I feel about the guy. I think a blowjob is the most intimate sex act two people can share as it stimulate all five senses... sight, sound, smell, taste, and most definitely touch.

1. You can see a big, hard, throbbing and hopefully leaking cock as you suck it.

2. You can hear the moans, groans and pleas of your lover as you give him the best head he's ever had.

3. You can smell that, musky, slightly sweaty scent of cum laden balls.

4. You can taste the salty skin, pre-cum and ejaculatory juices.

5. You can feel the warmth, the stiffness, the throbbing and pulsing, and finally wetness.

So that's why blowjobs cause a sensory overload!

Posted: Tuesday 19th October 2004, 6:08 PM

Blowjob Motivation

I had some great emails after yesterday's blog. Here's one of my favorites from "Belinda" which I think is great blowjob motivation for anyone out there who's thinking about sucking their lover's cock.

I suck my man's cock but it's not just one thing. I mean, it's lots of different things that make me want to do it! I love listening to him moan in pleasure, I love the taste of his cock, the smell, the feel. I love knowing I can make my man feel so good as he loves it so much too! I love to do it because it's something special.

WOW! I wish *I* was Belinda's boyfriend/husband/lover...

Posted: Monday 18th October 2004, 8:31 PM

Why Do YOU Suck Cock?

Just a passing thought... but why do YOU suck cock? It's pretty obvious that I love having my cock sucked like most men out there but what motivates a person to suck someone's cock? Let me know

Posted: Sunday 17th October 2004, 2:50 PM

Cocksucking Thumbsucker

"ThumbsUp" emailed after reading yesterday's blog...

"I don't know about any surveys but I used to be a thumbsucker and now I love cocksucking! As a kid I was always sucking on my hair. In school I chewed all of my pencils and pens and I used to chew the heads off of my brother's plastic army men. When I turned 16 I moved on to sucking on cigarettes and now I'm into cocksucking. Good thing I've stopped chewing though!

Posted: Saturday 16th October 2004, 11:42 AM

Thumbsucking Cocksuckers

"AllDaySucker" emailed me asking about thumbsucking cocksuckers and whether I knew of any correlation between girls who sucked their thumb and women who suck cock.

He says he had a childhood girlfriend who'd sucked her thumb when she was young. He reckons she's the best cocksucker he's ever had as she really loves the feel of cock in her mouth.

While I can't find anything to support this, I think it's quite possible that someone who finds comfort in sucking something as a child will find comfort in sucking something as an adult.

Posted: Friday 15th October 2004, 5:24 PM

His First Blowjob

A young guy goes into a bar and says to the barman "Gimme a double scotch on the rocks".

The barman obliges and the guy swallows it in one gulp.

"Gimme another" he orders.

The barman obliges and the guy also swallows this one in a single gulp.

"Are you celebrating or something?" asks the barman.

"I just had my first blowjob" repies the guy.

"Well, you'd better have the next one on the house then buddy. I can still remember my first blowjob" beams the barman.

"No thanks", replies the guy. "If two double scotches won't get rid of the taste in my mouth, nothing will"

Posted: Thursday 14th October 2004, 6:09 PM

G-Spot Blues?

Here's good news for all those guys who have trouble finding that elusive "G-Spot", (discovered in the 1950s by German doctor Ernst Grafenberg).

A new book by human biologist Desmond Morris, reveals that women have FOUR G-spots!

According to his book, The Naked Woman, the author says there are three more super-sensitive zones in the upper part of the vagina. He's dubbed them the "U-spot", "C-spot" and "A-spot".

"Once a man knows where they are he can give his lover fantastic orgasms", says the Doctor.

I wonder if that means that if U Spot the C Spot or the A Spot before the G Spot the Wet Spot will appear shortly thereafter!

Posted: Wednesday 13th October 2004, 6:14 PM

Noisy Blowjobs

One thing that really turned me on about Melissa, (see my post from Sunday... Holiday Blowjobs), was that she gave really noisy blowjobs. She'd hum and moan and make sloppy sounds with her mouth as she sucked my cock which I found to be EXTREMELY arousing.

Posted: Tuesday 12th October 2004, 10:04 AM

Desperate Housewives

Did anyone else see the promo for "Desperate Housewives" on the ABC network during the football at the weekend? WOW!

I missed the show's premiere but by all accounts it's going to be a HUGE success after clocking up 21 million viewers in its first episode.

Have I ever told you that... I LOVE DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES!

Posted: Monday 11th October 2004, 10:59 AM

Holiday Blowjobs

I'm back from vacation after enduring some of the best holiday blowjobs I've ever had. I went to visit my friends, Kevin and Melissa and had a GREAT time partying with them for the last week or so.

You might remember them coming to visit me back at the end of March of this year. They tried to play an April Fool's day prank on me by inviting me to share in a group sex threesome with them.

Anyway, when I arrived at their house I was in for a very nice surprise as one of Melissa's girlfriends has moved in with them.

It was a matter of minutes after my arrival before Kevin let me know that she really LOVES to suck cock.

After finding that out I took the first opportunity I had to tell Janice all about the Blowjob Blog and my love of blowjobs. When two people have that much in common sparks are bound to fly.

Posted: Sunday 10th October 2004, 11:25 AM

Blowjob Blogs Vacation

The Blowjob Blog is going on vacation! I'll be off-line for a week or so enjoying an interstate visit with a couple of friends.

I'm sure I'll have a few good stories to share in the very near future

Posted: Sunday 3rd October 2004, 3:14 PM

Texan Sex Toy Saga

Over the last six months or so I've been following the story of a woman in Texas who was arrested and charged after hosting a sex toy party in her home during which she explained the use of, and sold a vibrator to, a couple of undercover narcotics agents.

Yup, that's right, NARCOTICS agents!

She was arrested with the threat of a $4,000 fine and up to one year in jail for hosting the new-age Tupperware party, where primarily female clients learned about and purchased an assortment of adult sex toys including vibrators dildos, lubricants and other such hazardous items.

Finally it seems that sanity has prevailed and all charges against the woman were dismissed by a county judge who ruled it was a waste of taxpayer's money to proceed.

I wonder how many sex toys the judge had in her bedside table?

Posted: Saturday 2nd October 2004, 11:56 AM

Blowjob Questions Answered

There isn't a month goes by where I don't get an email asking the question "How Do I Give A Blowjob Correctly?"

The answer is... there is no single correct way! It all comes down to communication with your partner. After all, you are trying to please him so the best way to do that is to talk about what he likes and experiment with your blowjob technique while observing the effect it has on your man.

What works with one guy may not necessarily work with another so try something different if your tried and true technique isn't doing the job.

Believe me, when you're doing something he likes, he'll let you know, one way or another.

Keep those blowjob questions coming!

Posted: Friday 1st October 2004, 4:40 PM

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