A young couple moves to a new town and the guy gets a job at the local pickle factory. A few months go by and each month he wins the employee of the month award. One day in the 4th month, he comes home looking all depressed.
His wife asks him what the matter is, and he tells her he just got fired.
"FIRED? How can you get fired, you're been employee of the month since you started!" she asked, stunned.
To this he explains that he had a fantasy that he needed to fulfill and that's what got him fired.
"Oh no, what did you do?" asks the troubled young housewife.
"Well, since I started working at the factory, I've fantasized about sticking my dick in the pickle slicer." he said.
"You didn't!" his wife said hopefully.
He blushed and replied, "Well, yes I did."
"Did it hurt? Are you OK?" asked his wife.
"No, I'm fine" was the husbands reply.
Puzzled she then asks, "Well what happened to the pickle slicer?"
He answers, "Oh, she got fired too!"
Posted: Monday 26th September 2005, 6:19 PM
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