An oral sex blog for blowjob lovers by a guy who REALLY LOVES BLOWJOBS!

Have you ever wondered why, in porn movies, whether giving a blowjob or having intercourse the male porn star always pulls out and blows a load on the face, stomach or tits of the female pornstar?

Apparently, it's because it's the best way to get the message across to the audience that the guy has orgasmed.

Gee... I just roll over and go to sleep!

Here's some of the hottest blowjob porn stars on the planet...

Posted: Thursday 30th September 2004, 7:11 PM

I was just reading about a reality TV show in the UK which offers the winner the opportunity to be a porn star!

The television contest is called "Private Stars", and features five guys who compete to be porn stars featured in adult porno movies.

The wannabe porn stars live in the same house and are evaluated by professional female pornstars on various factors including their "performance" on the set of an adult film shoot.

Is ther no end to reality television?!

Posted: Wednesday 29th September 2004, 3:02 PM

No matter what you call it, "giving head", "performing fellatio," "giving a blow job," or "sucking cock," performing oral sex on your man is a skill that's well worth refining as having your genitals lovingly caressed by a delicate mouth feels wonderful and is an expression of intimacy and trust that is hard to surpass.

Posted: Tuesday 28th September 2004, 6:46 PM

A man goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, my wife suggested I come here as I have a sexual performance problem. Can you help me?"

"Oh, that's not a problem anymore!" announces the proud physician. "They just came out with this new wonder drug, Viagra, that does the trick! You take some pills and your problems are history. Wives around the world have been made much happier due to this drug." So, the doctor gives the man a prescription and sends him on his merry way.

A couple of weeks later, the doctor runs into his patient on the street.

"Doctor, Doctor!" exclaims the man excitedly, "I've got to thank you! This drug is a miracle! It's wonderful!"

"Well, I'm glad to hear that," says the pleased physician. "What does your wife think about it?"

"Wife?" asks the man. "I haven't been home yet."

Posted: Monday 27th September 2004, 5:16 PM

The German version of reality TV show Big Brother has attracted accusations of "shameless voyeurism" after a female contestant had her nipple pierced live on air.

Daniela Peter, 23, lay topless, her face twisted in pain, as she underwent the procedure without anaesthetic.

Now I know a few of girls with pierced nipples, as well as one or two with clitoral piercings, pierced tongues and belly buttons, and they would NEVER have had it done without anaesthetic!

Posted: Sunday 26th September 2004, 8:31 PM

"NoseJob" emailed me asking if there was any danger if, when giving her boyfriend a blowjob, he ejaculated up her nose.

Now, as first I had to wonder if he actually intended to do that or if it was just one of those things that happens while giving head. I went with the latter, as facials are a common result of blowjobs, and did a bit of research.

According to the "Porn Safer Sex Charts" in Violet Blue's book, "The Ultimate Guide to Adult Videos", ejaculating into the nose carries a high risk for chlamydia, gonorrhea, hepatitis B, herpes, syphilis and a moderate risk for HIV and HPV infection.

Of course this all depends on the sexual health of the guy you're giving the blowjob to.

Posted: Saturday 25th September 2004, 11:26 AM

A married man began having an affair with his secretary after his wife repeatedly refused his request for blowjobs. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house where they had sex all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild lovemaking, they fell sleep, awakening at around eight PM.

As the man threw on his clothes, he asked his secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt.

Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He then slipped into his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been!" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having wild sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf again!"

Posted: Friday 24th September 2004, 4:11 PM

In her new movie role in "Head In The Clouds", sexy celebrity Charlize Theron appears naked romping around in a leather S&M outfit.

The 29-year-old South African actress appears topless in the bath with her real-life Irish boyfriend Stuart Townsend.

If you haven't seen her since her Oscar-winning performance as killer prostitute Aileen Wuornos in "Monster", don't worry as she's lost the almost two stone she'd gained for that role.

The only thing better than Charlize Theron naked would be if she was in MY bedroom at the time! That girl is SEXY!

Posted: Thursday 23rd September 2004, 8:06 PM

It takes the average man between five and 10 minutes to reach orgasm, with a recovery period that can last from five minutes to several days. The average woman's time-to-orgasm is a half hour, with little or no recovery period.

My friend Kevin says, "I've never cum too early. My orgasms come exactly when I feel ready".

Shame the girls you're with don't feel the same way Kev!

Posted: Wednesday 22nd September 2004, 6:55 PM

I was watching a TV show where they were discussing Tantric Sex. I'd heard about it before, (the singer Sting is a well known devotee), but hadn't really paid attention to the nitty gritty detail.

I won't go into that detail now but Tantrism can intensify the sexual experience beyond what we mere mortals are used to.

According to Tantric tradition, when a man reaches orgasm, he loses his sexual energy. (Which may explain why men roll over and fall asleep while their partners sit there watching him).

Tantrism teaches men to harness the energy created during sex to control the desire to climax.

This results in a more intense erotic experience and prolonged lovemaking, with the possibility of multiple orgasms.

For more information, take a look at The Tantric Guide To Better Sex.

Posted: Tuesday 21st September 2004, 7:48 PM

"HappilyMarried" emailed me after yesterday's blog to say he's been happily married for 24 years. His secret for a happy marriage? He has a "cum swallowing wife who knows how to please him which makes HIM want to please HER".

Posted: Monday 20th September 2004, 5:56 PM

Life can be a funny thing. I went to a wedding yesterday afternoon. Two friends from interstate got married on an old airplane in a unique ceremony which impressed me for several reasons.

Firstly, it was quick. There were no long drawn out sermons from a bible thumping preacher warning against the sins of man with a promise of holy vengeance should either party stray from the righteous course of a happy marriage.

Instead, their ceremony was a simple exchange of real-life vows between two people who belong together and whose love for each other needs no threat of heavenly retribution to remain true.

On the other side of the coin, my sister is going through her second failed marriage. The lastest after 20 years with the man who fathered two of her three children. Her eldest daughter turned 22 this month. He now has a 26 year old girlfriend.

Is it just me who thinks there's something wrong with that?

Posted: Sunday 19th September 2004, 2:36 PM

A man walking down the street noticed a street vendor with a sign "FROGS FOR SALE - the greatest blowjob you will ever have".

The man approached the vendor who told him "These frogs give the best blowjob you'll ever get... GUARANTEED!"

The man bought one of the frogs and proceeded home with his new purchase.

Around 3am the next morning, the man’s wife was awakened by strange noises and a light coming from the kitchen. She arose to investigate and when she looked in the kitchen she was amazed to see pots and pans scattered all over, cookbooks opened, her husband frying a steak, and the frog up on the counter watching her husband.

She asked "What the hell are you doing”.

He replied "as soon as I teach this frog to cook... you`re outta here!!"

Posted: Saturday 18th September 2004, 11:18 AM

I think most men find the spot just below the underside of the head to be the most sensitive. If you want your man to admire your cock handling skills, a lightly placed fingernail or tongue tracing circles around this spot can push most men right over the edge into the land of ecstasy.

Posted: Friday 17th September 2004, 4:24 PM

Ladies, there's absolutely no need to wait until your man's cock is hard before starting to suck it. Soft cock blowjobs can be a fantastic experience for the receiver and a totally new sensation for the giver.

I once had a girlfriend who'd suck my cock as I slept. ( My Oral Sex Alarm Clock. )

She'd put my cock in her mouth when it was soft and kiss it, lick it and suck it until it came to life. I'd wake up in the best possible way as she wouldn't stop sucking until I blew in her mouth, and she happily swallowed.

She said she loved to feel my soft cock growing in her mouth as she gave me blowjobs in my sleep. Being the nice guy I am I let her have her way with me whenever she felt the need.

Posted: Thursday 16th September 2004, 8:41 PM

You know, one of the things I love most about blowjobs is that they're so versatile. You can do it almost anywhere! Like on the outside of an ice rink on a Wednesday night, while people skate past, oblivious to the horny girl giving head below the safety barrier... for instance

Posted: Wednesday 15th September 2004, 10:16 PM

"ImaCumin" emailed me with a question on blowjob etiquette... Should a guy ask before coming in his partner's mouth?

Personally I'd say no, because asking the question and getting a negative answer can really ruin the mood. If you're going to be giving a blowjob and you don't want your man to blow a load in your mouth you should tell him beforehand.

Just say, "Don't cum in my mouth" or "Let me know when you're about to cum".

Sucking cock is like playing with a loaded gun. Sometimes it goes off unexpectedly. You've been warned

Posted: Tuesday 14th September 2004, 8:43 PM

Just a quick post to let you in on a nice free blowjob gallery featuring Roxy Sweet, a hot young porn star with a BIG appetite for cock.

You Know Where To Click

Posted: Monday 13th September 2004, 7:04 PM

I stumbled across this site during my latest surfing... "GOTHIC SLUTS". It's full of sexy tattooed women who really look great with all of their erotic body art.

I'd been reading an article by a tattooist who was telling of some of the most interesting tattoos he's designed.

When asked what was the hottest tattoo he's ever designed he replied...

That has to be, in big, bold, Old English letters, "Eat Me Out."

A girl came in here on her eighteenth birthday. She says, "I want "Eat Me Out" written across the top of my pussy."

She gets halfway through the tattoo and finally the explanation comes out. She'd gone eighteen years without receiving oral sex and this is to ensure that whoever sees her naked is going to know exactly what she wants.

So if you see any sexy tattooed women take heed of the message in their tattoos!

Posted: Sunday 12th September 2004, 3:42 PM

Security at Oslo airport took no unnecessary chances when they became suspicious of the behavior of a suitcase when it started to vibrate. They had no way of knowing that the suitcase contained nothing more than a vibrator sex toy that had accidentally turned itself on.

Because of the odd vibration coming from within the suitcase, it was not sent on the plane for which it was destined. The owner was contacted and she explained the contents of the suitcase saying "I’ll take out the batteries next time before I travel."

Posted: Saturday 11th September 2004, 11:02 AM

When it comes to sex crazed celebrities your first thought might be "Paris Hilton" but it appears as if the sexual adventures of British singer Robbie Williams makes the hotel heiress look like a choir girl.

In a candid interview the singing celebrity admitted to sleeping with countless call girls and often prowls strip joints for sex with lap dancers and strippers.

During the filming of his pop video "Come Undone", where he's seen in bed with two porn stars, he couldn't control himself and begged one porn star for on-screen sex.

The crooning cavorter, who's dated a string of sexy female celebrities including Nicole Kidman, Geri Halliwell and Rachel Hunter and who is now dating "Nip/Tuck" actress Valerie Cruz, also admits in his latest book, "Feel", to sleeping with countless young groupies.

Nice work if you can get it but the tax office would probably frown on you listing "Sex Crazed Celebrity" as your occupation.

Posted: Friday 10th September 2004, 6:18 PM

A new survey by a sex toy company has found that 14% of Americans have had sex at work. Of the people surveyed 19% of men and 8% of women admitted to enjoying sexual activity in their workplace.

In addition, it seems as if many Americans find their job to be a great place to find sex partners, with 33% of men and 18% of women saying they had slept with a co-worker.

I've been lucky enough to enjoy sex with a co-worker. See Christmas Party Blowjob for all the juicy details.

Of course there's always the chance of Secretary Sex if you happen to work in a company full of sexy secretaries.

Posted: Thursday 9th September 2004, 11:03 AM

Ya know the problem with the world today. Not enough blowjobs. If men and women in the Middle East, Russia and Indonesia spent more time enjoying a good blowjob instead of blowing things up the world would be a better place.

Three cheers for world wide blowjobs

Posted: Wednesday 8th September 2004, 7:12 PM

Sing along to Blink 182's "Blowjob" song if you know the words. If you don't here they are!

It would be nice to have a blowjob [repeat 7 times]
It would be nice to have a blowjob from your Mom!

As Arlo Guthrie would say "I knew it wasn't the best song I ever wrote..." but it does seem fitting for this Blowjob Blog!

Posted: Tuesday 7th September 2004, 5:16 PM

After reading my web log about the favorite fellatio techniques one of the Blowjob Blog's readers, "Lapper" emailed me to tell me about his ex-girlfriend.

He says she used to have a really wide tongue which she used to wrap right around his cock when she sucked him off. He reckons her blowjobs felt awesome because of it and misses her badly.

He didn't tell me why they're not together now but to give up the wide tongue blowjobs it must have been hard to let her go.

Thanks for sharing "Lapper"

Posted: Monday 6th September 2004, 7:38 PM

I have to admit I'd never heard the phrase before but "TATER HONKIN" is southern for blowjob.

Thanks to "Papa Larry" for his tater honkin explanation

Posted: Sunday 5th September 2004, 12:31 PM

You know, I like a bit of Asian porn every once in a while but if I lived in China, I could be sent to jail for publishing this blog. Under new laws which come into effect on Monday, makers and distributors of porn in Asia face jail terms of up to life in prison!

Yikes! I'm so glad I'm NOT Chinese!

Posted: Saturday 4th September 2004, 11:58 AM

I should have know one of the Blowjob Blog's readers would have a reply to yesterday's Fellatio Etiquette guide for men. "Darkley" emailed me HIS suggestions for women to follow.

1. First and foremost, yes you ARE obligated to suck your man's cock because if YOU don't do it, he'll find someone else who will (more likely to be younger, better looking and hornier than you).

2. You don't HAVE to swallow but a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier to endure than eating a warm, hairy fish.

3. I wouldn't have to push your head to guide you if you spent more time down there learning your way around.

4. If you'd swallow you wouldn't have to worry about getting cum on your face now will you?

5. What? Women don't fart?!

6. When you're having your period stuffing a cock in your mouth is the best way to stop you from moaning and bitching about how bad you feel!

7. You're ears may not be handles but see #3 and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.

8. If you need to pull a hair from your mouth, BE QUICK, don't make a song and dance about it and you WON'T wreck it for me.

9. Before you complain about the taste... see #2.

10. No problem, we can always have a TV in the bedroom

11. Make hay when the sun shines. it's "wide awake" in the morning now, but when you get old & fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep".

12. Fine, I can always watch basketball.

13. My friends don't complain about not getting blowjobs often enough... they get plenty.

OK ladies. Now it's YOUR turn for the printer.

Posted: Friday 3rd September 2004, 1:44 PM

"InFellated" emailed me with the following "Fellatio Etiquette" as told by a woman.

1. First and foremost, women are not obligated to suck your cock. So if you get a blowjob be grateful.

2. I DON'T have to swallow.

3. Don't push on the top of my head unless you want me to throw up on your cock.

4. Just because they did it in the porn video you saw, doesn't mean it's acceptable to cum on my face.

5. I don't care how relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.

6. When I'm having my period it does not mean that it's "hummer week". I'm bloated, I feel like shit so no, I don't have to give you a blowjob just because YOU can't have sex right now.

7. My ears are NOT handles.

8. If I pause to remove a pubic hair from my mouth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you.

9. No, it doesn't particularly taste good and I couldn't care less about the protein content.

10. Leaving me in bed while you go watch TV or play video games immediately afterwards is NOT advisable if you'd like me to repeat my behavior in the future.

11. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning".

12. No, I will NOT perform fellatio on you while you watch football on TV.

13. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It's not appropriate to brag or sympathize.

OK fellas. Print out your fellatio etiquette guide and study it as it just might come in handy.

Posted: Thursday 2nd September 2004, 6:27 PM

"DRPhil" emailed me to let me know about a study which shows that blowjobs are good for women. (Yeah, I know... men already knew this but now there's scientific evidence to prove it).

After an extensive 5 year survey, conclusive medical evidence has been found supporting the importance of blowjobs to a woman's health.

• Blowjobs help you live longer. Every blowjob you give, adds one month to your life.
  
• You really should swallow as the protein in semen is equivalent to five porterhouse steaks, but only contains 14 calories.
• Ten minutes of oral sex is the equivalent of half an hour's exercise on a treadmill.
• Performing a blowjob while kneeling will erase crow's feet and prevent wrinkles.
• Swallowing helps marriage statistics by lowering significantly the divorce rate
• Daily blowjobs increase the amount of Vitamin C found in your body.
• A blowjob a day keeps dementia away.
• Blowjobs eliminate headaches, which saves you money on drugs such as Aspirin and Tylenol.
• By obeying the 11th. Commandment, "Thou shalt suck your man's cock", you triple your chances of getting into heaven.

So ladies, now that you know that blowjobs are good for women you can go out and extend your life indefinately

Posted: Wednesday 1st September 2004, 2:03 AM

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