The Blowjob Blog Archives September 2005

Dick Sucking Sluts

As you all know, when I go surfing the net it's not uncommon for me to find myself exploring blowjob porn sites. A brand new site I've been enjoying is "DICK SUCKING SLUTS" and it's packed full of just that!

But the best part is that THESE are high class sluts. (Sounds lke an oxymoron doesn't it!) One of the descriptions of the site says...

"These cum sluts aren’t your usual skanky hos, hell no! These babes are hot enough to be supermodels and there is nothing they want more then to suck on a big juicy cock!"

Now ya just can't ignore that can ya!

Posted: Friday 30th September 2005, 3:45 PM

Husband and Wife In Pickle

A young couple moves to a new town and the guy gets a job at the local pickle factory. A few months go by and each month he wins the employee of the month award. One day in the 4th month, he comes home looking all depressed.

His wife asks him what the matter is, and he tells her he just got fired.

"FIRED? How can you get fired, you're been employee of the month since you started!" she asked, stunned.

To this he explains that he had a fantasy that he needed to fulfill and that's what got him fired.

"Oh no, what did you do?" asks the troubled young housewife.

"Well, since I started working at the factory, I've fantasized about sticking my dick in the pickle slicer." he said.

"You didn't!" his wife said hopefully.

He blushed and replied, "Well, yes I did."

"Did it hurt? Are you OK?" asked his wife.

"No, I'm fine" was the husbands reply.

Puzzled she then asks, "Well what happened to the pickle slicer?"

He answers, "Oh, she got fired too!"

Posted: Monday 26th September 2005, 6:19 PM

You Talkin To Me?

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says "So what are you up to?"

At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I'm just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them "No, I'm a little busy right now."

Then I hear the person say nervously "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions."

Posted: Saturday 24th September 2005, 2:42 PM

Anal Sex Lovers

"BackdoorBob" emailed me about my post the other day about Teen Oral Sex. He says the rise in the number of teens engaging in fellatio and cunnilingus is just the tip of the iceberg (though I would have thought it was just the tip of the tongue... ).

Bob writes...

"It's not just oral sex that teenagers are participating in more frequently. There's also a marked increase in the number of guys who have had anal sex with a girl, rising from 4.6% at age 15 to 34% at ages 22–24. For girls, the proportion who've had anal sex with a guy rises from 2.4% at age 15, to 32% at age 22–24.

One in three women ADMITS to having had anal sex by age 24 (many more would have tried it but NOT admitted to it). By ages 25 to 44, the statistics rise to 40% for men and 35% for women."

Damn, I don't remember exactly the first time I tried anal sex but I do know that it wasn't in my teens!

Posted: Wednesday 21st September 2005, 5:47 PM

High Speed Fellatio

In a bid to attract high speed racing drivers, their pit crews and fans to their doors, two high class brothels in Sao Paulo, the venue for the Brazilian Grand Prix, posted sexually explicit advertisements on 30 billboards around the city.

The racy billboards showed a scantily clad woman performing fellatio on a man in a racing car drivers outfit. Captions on the advertisements said in both Portuguese and English: "Do You Know What Happens After The Winners Podium?"

Not that this is a new experience for Brazil's largest city though. Every year, brothel owners put up dozens of billboards targeting rich customers who visit Sao Paulo for the annual Formula One race.

High speed fellatio... hands up those who thought I was talking about quick blowjobs!

Posted: Monday 19th September 2005, 7:23 PM

Teen Oral Sex

Blowjobs are more popular than ever according to a U.S. government study examining the prevalence of teen oral sex habits. According to the national survey of sexual behaviours, 53% of American teenagers (aged between fifteen and nineteen) have engaged in oral sex, with girls and boys reporting similar levels of experience.

The report, by the National Center for Health Statistics, indicated that the figure increases to about 70% for 18-19 year-olds.

The data also indicates that many teens do not consider oral sex to be serious, believing it to be far less intimate than intercourse. The syudy also showed that nearly one in four teenagers who consider themselves virgins has engaged in oral sex.

The analysis breaks down the federal data by age, race, and ethnicity, mother's education, family structure, and income. These breakdowns indicate that teen oral sex is most common in white families in the higher-income brackets.

Posted: Saturday 17th September 2005, 1:51 PM

Oral Sex Wives

A North American survey of married women has made a startling claim that 50% of wives, at some time in a relationship, will stray and that some of these horny housewives don't believe that performing oral sex on a man other than their husband constitutes cheating.

I beg to differ... though I'm NOT Bill Clinton.

Posted: Thursday 15th September 2005, 8:14 PM

University Blowjob Class

They never had a blowjob class at MY university but the University of Las Vegas has some interesting lessons planned for next week.

Flyers have been circulated advertising a free seminar that included a class on how to perform oral sex on men, couples erotic massages, striptease lessons, blowjob lessons and bachelor pad improvement tips.

That's one blowjob class I'd like to sit in on.

Posted: Tuesday 13th September 2005, 5:51 PM

What Would YOU Do?

A man has admitted strangling a doctor who had posed as a woman and performed oral sex on him.

The 27 year-old American man said he suffered extreme emotional distress when his doctor lifted his dress and revealed male genitalia during a medical consultation in December, 2004. The doctor then grabbed his penis, which prompted the man to strangle him.

What would YOU do in his situation? (the patient, NOT the doctor )

Posted: Sunday 11th September 2005, 3:14 PM

Horny Housewife

"LuckyHubby" emailed me about the horny housewife he married...

He says, "The other day I came home and was greeted by my lovely wife. She was dressed in very sexy see through lingerie and high heeled shoes, holding a couple of short velvet ropes and a can of whipped cream.

"Tie me up and you can do anything you want" she purred.

"So, I tied her up and went fishing".

Ahh... wives like that don't come along every day!

Posted: Friday 9th September 2005, 5:00 PM

Asian Oral Sex Blues

Asian oral sex fans are becoming more and more familiar with the phrase "iugulan neisseria gonorrhea". If that sounds like a mouthful, it should, because that's exactly what it is. It's a fairly unpleasant mouthful too, as it's the Latin term for and STD that affects the throat.

Even worse ids the fact that it's spreading rapidly in Japanese and other Asian sex services where condom use is less than 15 percent.

At many Asian brothels where intercourse is prohibited, the main form of service performed is oral sex without using condoms. This has led to the spread of new sexually transmitted diseases like gonorrhea of the throat and chlamydia of the throat.

So if you're a lover of Asian oral sex YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Posted: Wednesday 7th September 2005, 6:56 PM

Redhead Blowjob Offer

Recently I heard a story about Donald Trump, the entrepreneur, who was travelling up to his penthouse in the elevator, alone except for a beautiful redhead.

"Oh, Mr Trump," she said, "I don't want you to take it amiss, but the thing I want to do most in the whole world is to give you a blowjob."

"I promise you, Mr Trump," she continued sweetly, "that I have no hidden camera or tape recorder. It's just something I would really like to do."

There was a long pause while the elevator moved upwards and as Trump peered at her through narrowed lids.

"Sounds good," he said slowly. "But what's in it for me?"

Posted: Monday 5th September 2005, 6:18 PM

Swingers Sex

I received an email from "OzMatilda", who enjoys oral sex and a swingers lifestyle with her husband. She writes...

"My husband and I are avid swingers, or lifestylers as we prefer to call it, and we've both had many sexual partners outside of our marriage. We really enjoy our lifestyle as it's improved our sex lives and our social lives. Although we always practice safe sex by using condoms we don't use them when giving oral sex. Now we've heard we can catch sexually transmitted diseases this way. Is this true?"

Unfortunately "OzMatilda", you DON'T always practice safe sex!

Wherever there is an exchange of body fluids there is the possibility for the tranmission of an STD. I'm really surprised that none of your fellow "lifestylers" have warned you about your UNSAFE practice of not using condoms while giving a blowjob.

Although the risk isn't as high as through sexual intercourse, a number of diseases can be caught this way, especially if you have bleeding gums or a sore around your mouth. With your swingers lifestyle you have to be extra careful with your sexual health.

Posted: Saturday 3rd September 2005, 11:47 AM

Porn Star Blowjobs

There's a definite advantage to being married to a porn star it seems! X-rated adult movie star Tera Patrick has given her permission for husband Evan Seinfeld to go out and receive blowjobs from other women.

While Tera Patrick still has on-screen lesbian sex with women, but has stopped having sex with other men since marrying Seinfeld - her husband isn't allowed to have full blown sex (if you'll pardon the pun) with other women.

She says "Evan and I are monogamous. I draw the line at a blow-job because that's where my comfort level is. I don't try to rationalise it.

"Who knows, maybe 20 years from now he could be fucking girls on camera if our comfort levels change."

For anyone who hasn't seen the ravishing, big breasted beauty in action...
Porn Star Tera Patrick DVD's, Videos, Movies & Sex Toys.

Posted: Thursday 1st September 2005, 6:01 PM

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