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A Blonde On Blondes

Here's a little something a certain blonde-haired friend of mine sent me...

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that...

• she called me to get my phone number.
• she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
• she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
• she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
• she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
• she tried to drown a fish.
• she thought a quarterback was a refund.
• she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
• she tripped over a cordless phone.
• she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
• she studied for a blood test.
• when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
• when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

Posted: Tuesday 2nd March 2004, 6:43 PM