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I apologise in advance to all the blonde women reading this but it was too funny to NOT share with all the Blowjob Blog's readers :)
A blonde woman is driving her car and gets caught in a really bad hail storm and she ends up with her car covered with large dents. So the next day she takes her car to the repair shop.
The shop owner, seeing she is blonde, decides to have a little fun. He tells her that she can save on a repair job if she wants to go home and blow into the tail pipe, really hard, and all the dents will just pop out.
So the blonde drives home, gets out of the car, gets down on her hands and knees and starts blowing into the tail pipe. Nothing happened. So she blows a little harder, and still nothing happens.
Meanwhile, her roommate, also a blonde, comes home and asks, "What in the world are you doing?" The blonde car owner tells her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the hail dents to pop out.
Her blonde roommate rolls her eyes and says, "Hell-OOOO...!!! You are SO DUMB! Don't you think you should roll up the windows first?"
I really DO love blondes, and have a lot of respect for them, but for some reason they're the subject of some of the BEST jokes I've ever heard! (If it's any consolation they are also the source of some of the best sex I've ever had!)
If YOU like REAL car blowjobs, backseat cocksucking and hardcore hood humping... try this CAR SEX site! Loads of sexy blondes, brunettes AND redheads who'll soon straighten out YOUR "vehicle"! ;)
Posted: Tuesday 16th March 2004, 6:40 PM
