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Anyone here got a preference for mature blowjobs? "OldBabeLover" sent in this story... and he swears HE isn't the guy...
A man decided to have a face lift for his 40th. birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 30," was the reply.
"I'm actually 40," the man says, feeling really happy.
After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the girl behind the counter the same question, to which she replies, "Oh you look about 27."
"I am actually 40!" This makes him feel really good.
While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, "I am 65 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I gave him a blowjob I'd be able to tell his exact age."
As there was no one around, the man thought what the hell, unzipped his fly and let her give him a blowjob. Ten minutes later, after the guy's shot his load the old lady says. "You are 40 years old."
Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant! How did you know that?"
The old lady replies, "I was in line behind you at McDonalds."
Well, I suppose he DID get a blow job for his troubles but I wonder if she had to take her teeth our first?
If mature blowjobs get YOUR motor running, you might want to read about my Mature Blowjob Experience, or maybe even Horace's Toothless Blowjobs advice.
Posted: Wednesday 9th June 2004, 8:09 PM
