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One of the sales ladies at work came into my office and noticed I had a box of mints on my desk. As soon as she saw them, she burst into laughter.
Turns out she'd recently had an affair with a guy who called her and left her an incredibly steamy voice mail message, going on and on about what a blow job goddess she was.
She was kind of puzzled, wondering what she'd done differently that made such an impression? It turns out that she's a smoker and before going down on him she'd gone to the bathroom to "freshen up."
Not having a toothbrush, she crunched on a few peppermints before giving him a blow job.
She passed her blow job secret onto another salesgirl, who immediately tried it out on her fiancee. Apparently he'd never been into oral sex, but liked the mint sensation so much that he asked her to stop and chew another mint mid-blowjob. He's now a mint flavored blow job addict.
News spread like crazy among the women, who all went out at lunchtime to buy a box of mints. I guess their partners will be getting one hell of a corporate blow job tonight.
Some of the men found out too so they went out after work to buy them for their wives and strategized on how to get their wives to eat them.
Judging by conversations I've had with some of the married guys in the office, I don't think the problem will be getting their wives to eat the mints it will be getting them to suck their cocks afterwards!
On the bright side, THESE Cheating Wives DO Suck Cock
Posted: Thursday 10th June 2004, 5:50 PM
