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A sexy woman was walking along the street when she saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would, she climbed the ladder. She reached a cloud, upon which was sat a rather plump and very ugly man. "Give me a blowjob or climb the ladder to success" he said.
No contest, thought the woman, so she climbed the ladder to the next cloud. On this cloud was a slightly thinner man, who was slightly easier on the eye. "Give me head or climb the ladder to success" he said. "Well", thought the woman, "might as well carry on.
On the next cloud was another guy who, this time, was quite attractive. "Give me a blowjob or climb the ladder to success" she uttered.
She turned him down and went on up the ladder.
On the next cloud was an absolute hunk. Slim, muscular, attractive, the lot. "Perform fellatio on me or climb the ladder to success" he flirted.
Unable to imagine what could be waiting, and being a bit of a gambler, she decided to climb again.
When she reached the next cloud, there was a 400 pound ugly man, arm pit hair showing, flies buzzing around his crotch. 
"Who are you?" the woman asked.
"Hello" said the ugly fat man, "My name's Cess. Glad you could make it! Now give ME a blowjob!"
Posted: Monday 14th June 2004, 2:58 PM
